They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception? Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early? Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes? Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round? As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team. The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals. Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!
The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!
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That’s an okay catch, I guess.
Holy shit that was a nice catch!
http://56.media.tumblr.com/1fe0f41f69c6d57d7e2ac197d5ccf3c8/tumblr_o08oupAVdy1u9s3kjo1_400.png
The Russian judge gives that a 3.
So NOW insurmountable?
http://i.imgur.com/u2MnnJn.gifv
NONFIELDGOALDOWN!!!
TD
http://i.imgur.com/MPoBI5l.gif
HARFDOWN
http://i.imgur.com/9g5TRkr.jpg
Insurmountable
A touchdown? A MARTAVISDOWN!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/b1Ro4.jpg
I love this.
I’ve been holding that one back.
I figured FGo’rama was gonna keep it in the hopper until tomorrow.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZhulyVvMF5I/UKsJO6yQEWI/AAAAAAAAOkA/gNmIPcl4u3M/s1600/33212_asset_P3_122_564lo.jpg
I figured Brita would be a top
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
http://49.media.tumblr.com/60af934576ca67af79c955e9609c48ae/tumblr_o0cnkaWudE1u56zimo1_500.gif
Most excitement all game
Great run by AB to set another field goal!
THE BEN remembered Antonio Brown is good at the football!
Antonio Brown is still not even fair.
Sign Museum?
Cincinnati: “We’re a shittier Indianapolis!”
The lights are still on across the river.
“Our airport’s in another state!”
They could have showed three more punts during all of these commercials.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/aa2659e026153b696484433a66057505/tumblr_mlqw55xTDd1rvcjd7o1_250.gif
http://i.imgur.com/1a3wE0K.gifv
From one of my open search links, no clue who she is but
She seems. . . expensive
You are looking at the wrong place on the gif
I didn’t think it was possible but these Old Spice commercials are getting more and more ridiculous, and not even the good kind.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/e067e7f0469334426558503d7aa42819/tumblr_mlqw55xTDd1rvcjd7o5_250.gif
The Old Spice ad people are doing acid, right?
…and not even the good stuff, anymore.
http://56.media.tumblr.com/9bb569d0781b1063dd53155c15b4b490/tumblr_o0ebe1O4T91uap0hno1_1280.jpg
How is this a 9-0 game with these teams happening? I mean I would expect that from the first game. They already said punt again before I formed this sentence
And poor Dan Fouts has to announce this game on the radio.
Don’t make me think about the Reds, Bengals. I don’t want to… not… why…
http://57.media.tumblr.com/39b0ef99e91064538456b56e042f5ca7/tumblr_o08lulZAga1s2pog7o6_250.gif
At least you have Joey Votto
I think every game this year should be a shutout.
Couldn’t the NFL just for shits and giggles add the worst team in a conference to the playoffs so something happens wild card weekend?
ADD A CFL TEAM
you could have put the Titans on for Houston or Cincy at the half, nobody would have noticed any dropoff in quality
just look at that sideline, they are a beaten side
Boswell should have two rouges by now.
Andy Dufresne special, please!
http://i.imgur.com/BSbotuU.jpg
That’s what I’m talking about!
http://40.media.tumblr.com/ef69dac31b44a8db8d7db3a5655f13d7/tumblr_nlo62yyzgp1rjsi91o1_1280.jpg
FG Gods have been appeased, this day
Death by field goal.
INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD.
This games is so Bengals….
3rd and 6 from the 16? THROW IT IN THE ENDZONE
This is going to be over before I even manage to get drunk.
I’m still trying, though. NO DONKS GAME TOMORROW WOO
Try harder and you can be like me. Drunk at 9 and not sure what to do with himself
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Excellent suggestion
I don’t have a belt or that sounds like a good night
The Nat Turners of the world are right about one thing–this team is totally undisciplined.
That’s all on Tomlin.
9 would be like 50 in this game
Meh, that’s only two THE BEN fuckups.
I think they must be using electroshock on him or something. He’s very subdued.
FG in 3…2…1…
Nice call
…perfect.
Final score:
Yinzers – 18
Roll Damn Shitty QB University Tide – 0
Awwwww, horsefeathers.
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http://56.media.tumblr.com/db9edaee61fc9f3c9022b008bf6223b5/tumblr_nwjeiuHgQB1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6ON9tlAQ-8
That conversation stops three weeks after the honeymoon.
CBS is fucking useless with replays.
Lots of promos for shitty CBS shows instead though.
WHOOOOOO THE GAYS ARE EVEN SCORING TOUCHDOWNS!
#thanksobama
/phone gon die
//Imma gon drink more
Have fun everyone! See you in the morning!
Isn’t that illegal? The whole holy roller thing?
Only if you are on offense and it’s fourth down.
http://56.media.tumblr.com/ad00d237dd6394aa0737226e054ffdec/tumblr_o0kin22ZqQ1qz5q5oo1_1280.jpg
only on 3rd and 4th down
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remember Redshirt, we are here when you need an alibi…
Urge to kill rising… Rising…
Cam Thomas was down. That’s not a Gay score.
still a Gay penalty, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb81D9Sd6Gg
I feel bad for Bengals fans.
Not yet. It may not be a TD.
Thank god they dont exist
THESE DAMNED GLOVES!