The “Oh No, Katherine Webb Has to Wear a Parka” Late Playoff Game Open Thread

They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense.  How will it happen?  Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception?  Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early?  Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes?  Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round?  As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team.  The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals.  Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!

The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!

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Kungjitsu

That’s an okay catch, I guess.

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit that was a nice catch!

Senor Weaselo

The Russian judge gives that a 3.

Shogun Marcus

So NOW insurmountable?

JustStopDude
fleshwound_NPG

NONFIELDGOALDOWN!!!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
WCS
Recovery Whiskey

Insurmountable

ThursdaySkyGoddess

A touchdown? A MARTAVISDOWN!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus
ballsofsteelandfury

I love this.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve been holding that one back.
I figured FGo’rama was gonna keep it in the hopper until tomorrow.

King Hippo

I figured Brita would be a top

Senor Weaselo

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Recovery Whiskey

Most excitement all game

WCS

Great run by AB to set another field goal!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

THE BEN remembered Antonio Brown is good at the football!

makeitsnowondem

Antonio Brown is still not even fair.

fleshwound_NPG

Sign Museum?

Cincinnati: “We’re a shittier Indianapolis!”

nomonkeyfun

The lights are still on across the river.

Senor Weaselo

“Our airport’s in another state!”

WCS

They could have showed three more punts during all of these commercials.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

From one of my open search links, no clue who she is but
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Wakezilla

She seems. . . expensive

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You are looking at the wrong place on the gif

Senor Weaselo

I didn’t think it was possible but these Old Spice commercials are getting more and more ridiculous, and not even the good kind.

ballsofsteelandfury

The Old Spice ad people are doing acid, right?

fleshwound_NPG

…and not even the good stuff, anymore.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

How is this a 9-0 game with these teams happening? I mean I would expect that from the first game. They already said punt again before I formed this sentence

nomonkeyfun

And poor Dan Fouts has to announce this game on the radio.

Redshirt

Don’t make me think about the Reds, Bengals. I don’t want to… not… why…

Wakezilla

At least you have Joey Votto

Gratliff

I think every game this year should be a shutout.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Couldn’t the NFL just for shits and giggles add the worst team in a conference to the playoffs so something happens wild card weekend?

Brick Meathook

ADD A CFL TEAM

King Hippo

you could have put the Titans on for Houston or Cincy at the half, nobody would have noticed any dropoff in quality

King Hippo

just look at that sideline, they are a beaten side

WCS

Boswell should have two rouges by now.

JustStopDude

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Bugg

Andy Dufresne special, please!

Brick Meathook
ballsofsteelandfury

That’s what I’m talking about!

fleshwound_NPG

FG Gods have been appeased, this day

Spur

Death by field goal.

Senor Weaselo

INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD.

JustStopDude

This games is so Bengals….

WCS

3rd and 6 from the 16? THROW IT IN THE ENDZONE

makeitsnowondem

This is going to be over before I even manage to get drunk.

King Hippo

I’m still trying, though. NO DONKS GAME TOMORROW WOO

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Try harder and you can be like me. Drunk at 9 and not sure what to do with himself

ballsofsteelandfury

Excellent suggestion

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I don’t have a belt or that sounds like a good night

Sill Bimmons

The Nat Turners of the world are right about one thing–this team is totally undisciplined.

That’s all on Tomlin.

King Hippo

9 would be like 50 in this game

ballsofsteelandfury

Meh, that’s only two THE BEN fuckups.

King Hippo

I think they must be using electroshock on him or something. He’s very subdued.

fleshwound_NPG

FG in 3…2…1…

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice call

fleshwound_NPG

…perfect.

Final score:

Yinzers – 18
Roll Damn Shitty QB University Tide – 0

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Awwwww, horsefeathers.

Bloody Lethal
Kungjitsu

That conversation stops three weeks after the honeymoon.

Spur

CBS is fucking useless with replays.

Bugg

Lots of promos for shitty CBS shows instead though.

ThePirateSloth

WHOOOOOO THE GAYS ARE EVEN SCORING TOUCHDOWNS!

#thanksobama

/phone gon die
//Imma gon drink more

Have fun everyone! See you in the morning!

Spur

Isn’t that illegal? The whole holy roller thing?

ballsofsteelandfury

Only if you are on offense and it’s fourth down.

King Hippo

only on 3rd and 4th down

King Hippo

remember Redshirt, we are here when you need an alibi…

Redshirt

Urge to kill rising… Rising…

WCS

Cam Thomas was down. That’s not a Gay score.

King Hippo

still a Gay penalty, though

Senor Weaselo
Spur

I feel bad for Bengals fans.

ballsofsteelandfury

Not yet. It may not be a TD.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Thank god they dont exist

Bugg

THESE DAMNED GLOVES!

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