They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception? Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early? Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes? Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round? As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team. The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals. Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!
The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!
Does This work?
- Yep, sure does (100%, 19 Votes)
- Nope, not a chance (0%, 0 Votes)
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Ugh.
Shamarko Thomas: Still Pointless
Bra is on, there’s no going back now.
No!
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NOOOO! Have fun. I promise to be stupid drunk if you come back though
Damn you. I only get sleepy drunk now. Not nearly as much fun.
you obviously have not read the health benefits of the no bra revolution
Who ever wins this game is going to the Super Bowl
BOLD TAEK!
I just think Denver and Pats are very very beatable
HOW DARE YOU NOT RESPECT THE CHEFS!!!111ONE!!
In uniform or civilian clothes?
There is an amazing accent somewhere in Fitzgerald Toussaint’s family tree.
Sounds like a vampire sheriff on True Blood.
EACH RECEIVER SCREEN MORE SCREENIER THAN THE LAST
I thought Arians was in Arizona.
Those SHOULD be an option
He’s going to a chariot race.
Andy Dalton has some nice hair
Why isn’t there a meteor option in the vote? I guess I lean Bengals but will never put that in a vote
I went to get food, sorry if that was a repeat joke
“Airplane!” corridor, LAX. “Isn’t that a pisser?”
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There is a Stillers bar not far from me. Should I put on my boobiest bra and walk over? I may be really, really drunk, but look how well I spelled everything in this note!
Yes
Looks like the decision is already made.
boobiest bra = no bra?
No. Every woman has a bra that makes her boobs look….more.
I think I speak for everyone when I say photographic evidence is required to prove this theory.
Stay here with us – we’re way more fun. And likely drunker.
Stay with us! We’re more fun than Yinzers! Cleaner too. Much much cleaner
You, I believe. Too bad so many others here are Yinzers.
I’m not a Yinzer, but I’m Duval to the bone. However, I’ve never been in that “pool”.
Gentleman. Woman. (If Covalent shows up I will go plural).
Back from the workshop and, darn those intervening phone calls, brewery where my brother was hanging out and demanded I show up at, and now heading out to a party at the father of the girl who recently dumped my son but who everyone in the family still wants to come back because I love SUPER AWKWARD TEEN ANGST!
Where was this going?
Oh right. Go Chiefs! Go Otto’s Brain In A Jar! I look forward to the Steelers beating the Bengals and their back-up QB, with their consent because The Ben wouldn’t have it any other way. Also I look forward to the Cowboys’ super-awesome draft pick, because they sucked ass this year.
I am drunk and making my son drive me to this party. FATHER OF THE YEAR!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
“Gentleman. Woman. (If Covalent shows up I will go plural).”
HEY!
Oh SNAP you done messed up!
ARE YOU A CHICK!?
GUYS WE GOT ANOTHER!!!!
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Already bored. Bloodborne speedrun, it is.
I keep meaning to start playing that. Just haven’t been in a rpg mood.
I seem to have consumed 2/3 of a bottle of horrible, horrible, bourbon. I’m drunk. I should….bourble?
Welcome to Bourble. Population: You
Depends on whether or not you decide to open the blinds and remove whatever remaining clothes you have on.
Yes
once you ask, you know you’re pot-committed
The only possible cure is to drink the other 3rd and then go out and get an even worse brand of boirbon…. trust me, you’ll thank me on the morning.
Don’t look now, but there’s an amish guy wants to “go for a ride”.
even Ezekiel thinks his mind is gone
Are we talking Evan Williams Green Label in the plastic bottle horrible or Nyquil?
I don’t approve of Jack for various reasons
Burfict already on notice
Welp…
Super Bowl 40 reference? TheBuccaneerGrizzly just appeared in a rage
I DEMAND MORE DERPS
$20 on powerball. The American Dream is alive
Even I bought numbers, and I play maybe once a year.
I bought three tickets. The winning number is one of them. The old gypsy promised.
Tracy, get your nose out of his business! (He’s tall, she’s short).
Welp. Out of whiskey.
Do you have other liquors, or are you bingo booze?
I have a bottle of Lagavulin which I am not willing to waste on an AFC North game.
Ron Swanson says you can always buy more
I have been reflecting on the crucial “who dies tonight?” query, and methinks it must be AJ Green, and Redshirt is gonna be on CNN before the night is through.
Tracy is two foot tall.
Two feet of EVIL.
I bet she’s like the GI Joe with kung fu grip, if you know what I mean
Yes, they have things in common. One has won super bowls, and the other, has been to a couple.
Phill SImms rocking the sweater vest…… or auditioning for Dirty Grampa 2, I can’t tell.
HE HAS SPOKETH!!!
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BLEERGH? Is that you?
Making of a Murderer. Was justice totally fucked? Yes. The justice system failed and based on what was done he shouldn’t have been convicted.. Was he wrongly convicted? No. Look at all the evidence, that dude is a killer.
Inclined to agree. But as the the retarded nephew, his confession was utter crap, spoonfed to him by some serious douchebag detectives. How do you dump an attorney for ineffective assistance of counsel and not suppress the statements?
This has all happened in my backyard. I can say with all certainty he and his nephew are guilty beyond all doubt. To all the petitioners that want them freed I say fine. They get to live next door to you. Let’s see how far you’re willing to take this.
I’ma reserve judgment until I watch this sober. 2020 seems a good bet.
Pheel and Phucking Jeem…woo…
I’m only on this thread for “Next Time on Doks True Drunk Stories”
I am constantly reminded that, even before I stopped dating entirely, everyone’s sex life was WAY more interesting than mine. JEEBUS
I’ve been single or in a shit relationship for most of the KSK years… I’ve totally been vicariously living a great sex life thru the mailbags.
My wife was a gymnast in high school.
Dear, Lord , make it a decent game to watch while drinking lots of cold beer. Because that Houston/KC shitshow sucked donkey balls hard. Amen.
hey guys
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
sup
The CBS stream has already frozen like 4 times. I’m not confident I’m going to enjoy this.
“I can see Big Ben forcing a couple of balls downfield…” Don’t encourage Big Ben to rape anymore, Coach Dungee…. he’s reformed now.
Because I completely forgot that Motorhead was featured in a children’s movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yLhA0ROGi4
There are people I want in me. None of them are on either of these teams.
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I doubt THE BEN is familiar with the term “want” from a female.
NO means HARF!
I’ve decided, if I can’t get a Bengals win, I’ll take the Powerball jackpot.
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As both are divisional rivals for me, I am rooting for the meteor.
However, full disclosure….I am a recovered Stiller fan. Adopted them when the Colts left Baltimore, and before we stole the original factory and renamed them after a dirty assed bird.
Plus, Hippo has told me his druthers for his Donks’ matchup which made it easier.
But still….meteor…?
Mythbusters Explosion Special is also on. So if you like explosions, yes.
It would be a nice complement to the implosion we just witnessed in Houston.
Shut the early game off after the half and did some yard work. I see it was time well spent.
It somehow got worse in the second half. Good choice
Was there ever a Pantz appearance?
Game still hasn’t started
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Hi honey!
God, please. At least once in my life.
This is going to be 100% more entertaining. 50% guaranteed.
Stop lying. Kelly Kapowski left you. I am sure you have cute dogs
Nope, she’s sitting right next to me, yelling at Making a Murderer with me.
That doc give me even more reasons to hate the state of Wisconsin.
Go Bengals
I need make a quick dinner so I have something to puke up later.
I had fried chicken, fried okra, fried potatoes and big assed biscuits.
/fuck you coronary arteries
100% agree! WOOOO!