They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception? Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early? Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes? Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round? As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team. The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals. Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!
The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!
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So we’re having a football game then?
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“Pass interference on the defense, #20, please do not kill us when we leave the stadium tonight”
yeah, this entire game is a mockery at this point
This could somehow become a game.
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I’d vote Not Guilty on that one.
Again, machismo for the sake of showing your dick size – why is Tomlin exposing his QB like that? THE GAME IS OVER AND YOU KNOW TEMPERS ARE AT WASP NEST LEVEL.
Kill
And to think, we have likely-to-be-just-as-shitty games in Minny and Washington tomorrow!
Ice Bowl Baby
So the Pats get to waltz through Alex Checkdown and either Peyton Manning’s corpse or Byron Leftwich? to get to the Super Bowl?
Alex Checkdown and the Chefs are going to be a tough out.
Fetus HGHead needs to go against Byron Leftwich. Otherwise, the ponies would be screwed
Jeremy Maclin is hurt.Tom Brady is not Brian Hoyer. The Pats are going to win 45-10. It’s going to be a photo negative of today’s Texans/Chefs game.
If I were in charge of the stadium announcements it would be “Even though the referees are a disgrace to everything that is good, and even though the Steelers are clearly getting away with near murder in an attempt to advance the narrative, and even though this is hardly the first time that the Steelers have done this to the Bengals, please do not throw things at the field. Unless you have a really good arm and a really hard object.”
I guess I am against you. Realize I don’t care and might turn off the game… and I am back on your side
It’s all good Marc. Both sides are basically sociopaths working for a disturbingly amoral group.
I’m trying to take all this in, post here, respond to texts… and the cat simply won’t leave me alone.
YOU’RE GOING TO PET ME NOW, FOODBRINGER. BOW TO ME.
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Fuck you! I won’t settle down. KILL!
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One bad hit and one unfortunate hit kinda fucked the Steelers. I actually am gonna root for them for once
I think Hippo and Moose just came. Landry Jones, baby!
This is now some through the looking glass shit.
Burfict is done giving a fuck
I love how the only reason to watch this game is the potential for a brawl, which Jim has also acknowledged
Eye for an Eye?
Its the Cincinnati v Pittsburgh way
Who else is shocked that Burflict hurts somebody there. Didn’t look too dirty but definitely intentional.
You think Pacman gon injure? Nah, Pacman only gon injure dat puzzy. And then Pacman gon drank. Win or lose you think Pacman ain’t gon drank? Oh, he gon DRANK. Chuh chuh.
There’s another quarter of this?
There’s no way this game doesn’t end in benches clearing, right?
Oh boy…
Ben dislocated shoulder, to remain in game
With all these challenges, how can you not challenge a helmet to helmet play? That’s nuts
The Jungle is about to go full Dawg Pound
Damn.
I think we are one or two calls away from recreating Bottlegate…
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I picked the Steelers to win this game but my God I want to see the Bengals just go full fucking Terminator on the Steelers the rest of this game. Hit the refs, hit the coaches, hit the cheerleaders, cripple every fucking Pittsburgh player on the field and off it.
In a totally unrelated note I look forward to the NFL bending over backwards to explain how the referees “got it right” tomorrow.
Fuck the NFL.
Already did it tonight
I can’t be the only one that thought that hit was worse than the one that got called, right?
You’re definitely not.
Kill THE BEN, do it now it’s justifiable.
ALL HAIL BLEERGH!
DIE OFFICIAL SCUM DIE
If I’m Shazier, I wouldn’t be dancing after I almost nearly broke another dude’s neck.
THIS GAME MIGHT BECOME VERY INTERESTING
This isn’t going to end well.
what the shit is any of this
JUST STOP IT YOU IDIOT
I’m now watching this game for the riot potential.
Seriously, Tomlin maybe should have let that go.
There is going to be a big ass brawl in this game. It is just a matter of time.
This is all the referees’ fault.
If they’d gotten control of both sides in the first quarter when things first started to boil over none of this would be happening.
“Just an unfortunate hit”
And by that I mean totally illegal.
Where was the “football move” on that one? Turning around? Taking two steps? Because I saw Dez do both last year.
Fuck you Mike you NFL sybartic.
Can you challenge helmet to helmet plays?
Bernard will now undergo NFL concussion protocol for the next two minutes, before returning.
Oh, so it’s okay to completely fucking BLINDSIDE a guy with a helmet-to-helmet hit, IF he’s turning around Got’cha.
That was ugly.
OK Bengals, you’re going to lose this game. End Ben’s career. End Antonio Brown’s career. Kill Mike Tomlin.
And while you’re at it, kill that fucking piece of shit ref excuser who has never seen a bad no call in his life.
“Did you see that Mike”
“No. I am legally blind,”
boncos agree
Agreed. Big Ben’s head needs to be taken off clean
The thing is, if he’s not a defenseless receiver, it’s a catch, if it’s a catch it’s a fumble.
Steelers are going to get the touchdown too.
So wait…since he was not a defenseless receiver…how the fuck is that not a fumble then?
None of these fucking rules make sense anymore…
Helmet to fucking helmet Carey!