Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!
Bryan “The Beluga Whale” is playing up to expectations.
dafuq??
Mike McCarthy is determined to relive last year’s NFC Championship Game.
This time, he told himself. This time, I’ll make the right call with the game on the line. Kick a field goal. But harder.
If GB wins this game….I don’t know if I can watch the rest of the playoffs. I might just drink and post unrelated pictures of random shit.
Isn’t that what we all do anyway?
You mean I’ve been watching these painful games like a suckah?
The Panthers may be our only hope.
Dear Cam. Please Stick It To The Man.
Love,
Zymm
I promise I 100% WILL boycott a SeaTruther/P*ts rematch.
I’ll be too curled up whimpering to watch.
Eddie Lacy is the fat Barry Sanders. Two yards, three yards, two yards, two yards, sixty yards.
Barry. (Fat) Other Barry.
I need normal and healthy sexual relationships…
No more punches to the face…
Giving or receiving?
Wait, that probably doesn’t matter if you’re looking for healthy.
Lacy needs a sandwich after that run.
GO FATBOY WOO
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Did I just watch a defense get smoked by fat Eddie Lacy?
Fat Eddy did something good for a change!
WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS LACY WHEN I NEEDED YOU?
Generous Lacy tackling himself
FATBACK
Reporting for duty from Dorman Street in Indianapolis. Ate tremendously well and stunned my team is even remotely in this still.
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Eddie Lacy’s so fat he needed to take a break in the middle of that run.
HA HA CLINTON-DIX you asshole
These playoffs have sucked so far
it’s like a Soviet Choose Your Own Adventure
Neither team genuinely wants to win this, eh?
Nobody wants to visit my lovely hometown. I’m tellin’ ya, uptown CLT isn’t the desolate, crackland moonscape it was growing up anymore. Not even sure my beloved Pterodactyl Club is still open ,, smgdh
But there’s still hope for crackland return.
Dennis and Dee sure hope so.
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Ha-Ha…. You Just Got Clinton Dixed
Hahahahaha… Clinton-Dix
NBC has Ratt bumper music. I don’t know how I feel about that.
Whoever does their bump music really seems to take pride in their choices.
square?
I would be upset…but
heh
Clinton-Dix
HA-HA!!!!
WOOT
You can’t let that John Brown guy hang around too long.
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REMEMBER HARPER’S FERRY
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As someone who grew up in MD….and took numerous interminable school field trips to that godforsaken “town”….I can sadly never forget it.
I also grew up in MD, and we had more field trips and snow days than anyone else in the nation. Ride on a ferry > some steel mill or whatever they do in Pittsburgh
LMAO
The most tone-deaf truck commercial ever?
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
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Caleis Campbell: Genuinely underrated
Caloo Caleis!
quite good at teh footy
Should’ve double checked that pass.
RODGAAAAAAAAAAHSSSSS!!!!!!
Takeaways, much like dicks, are always big when you talk about them.
I let mine do the talking for me. Apparently…he’s a mute.
Understated, woo hoo.
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I’m sorry, and this shouldn’t really matter, but holy FUCKBALLS does Michelle Tafoya look completely wrong on screen.
It was a poor wardrobe selection. Not the color, but the texture of the fabric.
The whole ensemble.
Dear Arizona.
KILL SOME BASTARDS. OR SOME DUDES WITH MARRIED PARENTS. WHICHEVER ARE ON THE OTHER TEAM.
Can you imagine how fucking cool it must have been for Walter Payton to say to you, “I know who you are?”
Marlon Waynes: STILL RELEVANT!?!!
Still?
STAWRNG
Telenovela: where the acting is bad both on and off camera!
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STAWRNG
Who wants toast?
Whenever I see something that starts “I’ve got something to say” or similar, I try to sing it like the Misfits. This one didn’t work.
My thing is….
Hehe
https://twitter.com/darth/status/688546403266605057
I’m not gonna drink for awhile once we hit the off season, if for no other reason than reducing my tolerance. I’m not a cheap date nowadays.
Don’t sell yourself short.
I’m sure you’re very cheap.
😉
How many whiskey shots can you afford?
Haha…now THAT is an interesting question.
just remember…ALL DFO dates must be periscoped, for the good of the Commentist Party LMAO
Go ooooooooon
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You can never prepare for Tony Dungy’s face. It’s an unpleasant surprise EVERY TIME
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5.5 games in, and I’m still waiting for ONE happy result.
I’m sorry NBC halftime crew. I can’t hear you over fallout.
I love local news. “HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING FOR THESE SO CALLED BUDGET CUTS???”
Honey, this is Illinois, I know all my tax money is going to the pockets of people who have a 50/50 shot at being in prison in 5 years. I’m just entertained that the excuse for hiking up my property taxes is “we’re actually going to try and pay those pensions we embezzled from repeatedly.”
Haha, yeah right. I’m gonna steal your son’s phone, Rahm. Come and get me. With all the cops you haven’t hired.
This rant makes me so happy. 🙂
TOUGH TO SAY HOW MANY NOT BUILT FREEDOM BOMBS COST US AS A COUNTRY YOU FEEB
I think Arizona gets it together and comes out rolling.
If only Pam Beesly had married me instead of stupid fucking Jim.
We’d be together on the other side of the reality of a fucking Michael Bay film.
FRAMING!
…squeeze…
X2. Double tap. Justin case.
So, Green Bay called timeout in case AZ couldn’t run 2 seconds of the clock in 2 plays??
Mike McCarthy is a proud gradumate of the Andy Reid School of Clock Pissangement