Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!
Whadafuq?!?
No flag for unsportsmanlike conduct there!
Fuck off chris
What a complete choking piece of shit Palmer is.
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USC QUARTERBACK
Palmerception.
god fucking dammit
Floats gonna float.
The Green Bay defense just showed John Brown their arsenal.
During the playoffs, they always say “the loser goes home.” But what if they don’t want to go home? Can’t the playoffs be just like a bar where you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here?
THAT MOVIE AND/OR TV SHOW LOOKS GOOD
Fucking A!!!!!
It’s almost 11pm and still no fukking Deadwood today. I’m seriously jonesing.
Goddammed footbaw. I hate you.
Goddamn San Francisco cocksuckers.
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Thank you Bleet Clakeman!
Beef Cakestam!
CLATES THANKMAN
Roll Fizzlebeef!
Dear officiating comittee. DON’T FUCK OVER FITZ. THANK YOU. I CAN LOOK UP WHERE YOU LIVE.
….and apparently she has sharp objects.
Seriously, who doesn’t?
A more apt question is who doesn’t threaten semi-random folks with them.
😉
Not that I’m averse to a certain degree of….foreplay.
I’ve threatened no one I actually could cut. Though goddamn…I don’t live that far from Wisconsin…
Well that’s no fun.
and also…fuck Wisconsin.
So is it a catch?
Well it’s not dez or Megatron so…yes.
Honestly if this isn’t a catch, I never want to see another catch reviewed.
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE RED FLAG! FOR IT IS A FALSE IDOL!
I SHALL BUY THAT PRODUCT
These “bad man” Russell Wilson ads make me want the Panthers to cripple Russell Wilson.
Or at least Macklemore.
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I’m good with either.
Oh dear sweet jesus…Macklemore and Wilson…
I pride myself on the fact that I have never voluntarily listened to Macklemore.
What is a Macklemore?
I was OK with his pro-gay marriage song, but more for the message getting out on Top 40 radio than anything else.
It’s not a message that’s having trouble getting out. Probably would be okay without dude. But dig your reasoning.
Because you did not wholeheartedly endorse my position I will now retreat to my safe space.
/My safe space is my home office where I have beer and I was going there anyway.
Is Russell Wilson’s pool filled with #NanoBubbles?
That’s Russell Wilson’s bird.
Wait…what was the question?
#blessed
I still have hope for the Cardinals. I have not yet reverted to just seeing who has the best ass.
Lacy definitely has the fattest ass.
Well….let’s not rule anything out yet.
True story. Years ago, pre-children, one of my friends called to see if I wanted to go to a Red Sox game. I wasn’t home but my wife was and she said “what the hell” and went to the game. She knows nothing about baseball. She spent the entire time checking out who had the best ass, (it was Tim Naehring), and borrowing binoculars from people to confirm this.
My friend has season tickets and the people next to him still ask about her.
That is fantastic. Give your wife a hug from me. I’ll be happy to go baseball ass-looking with her one day.
Did you marry Tina Blecher?
I just finished sending Any Reid to Oak Island. He should arrive tomorrow at about 9:00 am, assuming he remembers to set his clock and doesn’t miss his flight. But really, what are the odds of an NFL coach not being able to handle time?
Woman next to me: If the NFL called the game like soccer does, not allowing players to lead with the head, the game/league would be so much better.
Have I mentioned that I think the Pac Northwest is a horrible place to live when you’re intelligent?
But she “KNOWS” football and doccer because she’s played them her entire life snd personally has met Joey Harbaugh.
/urge to kill is rising
When I lived in AZ, I listened to a sports radio show. They regularly referred to the Cards as SOSAC.
Same Ol’ Sorry Ass Cardinals.
Ah….good times.
I occasionally I have to go to Phoenix for work. You have inspired me to listen the radio while there. I hope I don’t regret this.
hehehehehe….don’t get hopes up too terribly high.
Oh gawd this means I need the Packers to win.
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Carson Palmer. Eating all the ass.
Packers compounded their error by having twelve men on the field when the snap was imminent, and then thirteen men on the field after Aaron Rodgers heard there were twelve men on the field.
/sighs
THE FUCK WAS THAT!
DO BETTER. DON’T MAKE ME GLARE AT YOU.
REPENT YE FOOLS BLEERGH IS NIGH
FUCKIN A JOE JACK WOO
That’s right…Honey.
Let’s win by 8, desert asshole birds.
Stupid Minnesota-born, Pittsburgh-made, Arizona-broken.
Fucking dipshit:
FRAGS FOR THE FRAG THRONE
If that’s on Fitzy I will CUT A MAN.
[hides knives]
So who’s your victim?
Where’s Dreamboat at?
Offsetting Blergh!
Heyooo stupid fat guy
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BLEERGH DEMANDS A TRIBUTE
I LOVE FITZ NOT THE BUFFALO OR JETS OR WHEREVER HE IS NOW BUT THE ARIZONA DUDE
GERALD >> PATRICK
THIS IS ALSO TRUE CAUSE I’VE DATED AN ASSHOLE NAMED PATRICK BUT NEVER DATED AN ASSHOLE NAMED GERALD
So many Fitz’s!
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Cards are only as good as Palmer Sucks is good.
That was an anomaly.
Roommate: why are my pants so tight?
#thestruggleisreal
Sexy time?
more like SHADES OF BLIST
URITE BRO UP HIGH
(Nationwide tune) those PED’s were not for me
I wish peypey would go all snl on those kids.
Shut the door!!!!!!!
No one likes you, Corona commercials.
The only good one they have is the christmas one that hasnt changed in 30 years.
I’ll be gotdamned.