Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread

Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!

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Shogun Marcus

Whadafuq?!?

Brocky

No flag for unsportsmanlike conduct there!

Fuck off chris

King Hippo

What a complete choking piece of shit Palmer is.

WCS

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Brick Meathook

USC QUARTERBACK

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Palmerception.

makeitsnowondem

god fucking dammit

Sharkbait

Floats gonna float.

makeitsnowondem

The Green Bay defense just showed John Brown their arsenal.

WCS

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During the playoffs, they always say “the loser goes home.” But what if they don’t want to go home? Can’t the playoffs be just like a bar where you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here?

Brick Meathook

THAT MOVIE AND/OR TV SHOW LOOKS GOOD

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fucking A!!!!!
It’s almost 11pm and still no fukking Deadwood today. I’m seriously jonesing.

Goddammed footbaw. I hate you.

Horatio Cornblower

Goddamn San Francisco cocksuckers.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Col. Duke LaCross

Thank you Bleet Clakeman!

WCS

Beef Cakestam!

makeitsnowondem

CLATES THANKMAN

Sharkbait

Roll Fizzlebeef!

Doktor Zymm

Dear officiating comittee. DON’T FUCK OVER FITZ. THANK YOU. I CAN LOOK UP WHERE YOU LIVE.

theeWeeBabySeamus

….and apparently she has sharp objects.

Doktor Zymm

Seriously, who doesn’t?

theeWeeBabySeamus

A more apt question is who doesn’t threaten semi-random folks with them.
😉

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not that I’m averse to a certain degree of….foreplay.

Doktor Zymm

I’ve threatened no one I actually could cut. Though goddamn…I don’t live that far from Wisconsin…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well that’s no fun.
and also…fuck Wisconsin.

Shogun Marcus

So is it a catch?
Well it’s not dez or Megatron so…yes.

makeitsnowondem

Honestly if this isn’t a catch, I never want to see another catch reviewed.

Sharkbait

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE RED FLAG! FOR IT IS A FALSE IDOL!

Brick Meathook

I SHALL BUY THAT PRODUCT

Horatio Cornblower

These “bad man” Russell Wilson ads make me want the Panthers to cripple Russell Wilson.

Or at least Macklemore.

Doktor Zymm

I’m good with either.

Sill Bimmons

Oh dear sweet jesus…Macklemore and Wilson…

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Doktor Zymm

I pride myself on the fact that I have never voluntarily listened to Macklemore.

Sill Bimmons

What is a Macklemore?

Horatio Cornblower

I was OK with his pro-gay marriage song, but more for the message getting out on Top 40 radio than anything else.

Doktor Zymm

It’s not a message that’s having trouble getting out. Probably would be okay without dude. But dig your reasoning.

Horatio Cornblower

Because you did not wholeheartedly endorse my position I will now retreat to my safe space.

/My safe space is my home office where I have beer and I was going there anyway.

WCS

Is Russell Wilson’s pool filled with #NanoBubbles?

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s Russell Wilson’s bird.
Wait…what was the question?

Sill Bimmons

#blessed

Doktor Zymm

I still have hope for the Cardinals. I have not yet reverted to just seeing who has the best ass.

OliviaMunn

Lacy definitely has the fattest ass.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well….let’s not rule anything out yet.

Horatio Cornblower

True story. Years ago, pre-children, one of my friends called to see if I wanted to go to a Red Sox game. I wasn’t home but my wife was and she said “what the hell” and went to the game. She knows nothing about baseball. She spent the entire time checking out who had the best ass, (it was Tim Naehring), and borrowing binoculars from people to confirm this.

My friend has season tickets and the people next to him still ask about her.

Doktor Zymm

That is fantastic. Give your wife a hug from me. I’ll be happy to go baseball ass-looking with her one day.

Duchess

Did you marry Tina Blecher?

Horatio Cornblower

I just finished sending Any Reid to Oak Island. He should arrive tomorrow at about 9:00 am, assuming he remembers to set his clock and doesn’t miss his flight. But really, what are the odds of an NFL coach not being able to handle time?

ThePirateSloth

Woman next to me: If the NFL called the game like soccer does, not allowing players to lead with the head, the game/league would be so much better.

Have I mentioned that I think the Pac Northwest is a horrible place to live when you’re intelligent?

ThePirateSloth

But she “KNOWS” football and doccer because she’s played them her entire life snd personally has met Joey Harbaugh.

/urge to kill is rising

theeWeeBabySeamus

When I lived in AZ, I listened to a sports radio show. They regularly referred to the Cards as SOSAC.
Same Ol’ Sorry Ass Cardinals.

Ah….good times.

Doktor Zymm

I occasionally I have to go to Phoenix for work. You have inspired me to listen the radio while there. I hope I don’t regret this.

theeWeeBabySeamus

hehehehehe….don’t get hopes up too terribly high.

Sill Bimmons

Oh gawd this means I need the Packers to win.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72gkfbOIk1qfgqw2o4_250.jpg

King Hippo

Carson Palmer. Eating all the ass.

makeitsnowondem

Packers compounded their error by having twelve men on the field when the snap was imminent, and then thirteen men on the field after Aaron Rodgers heard there were twelve men on the field.

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/sighs

Doktor Zymm

THE FUCK WAS THAT!

DO BETTER. DON’T MAKE ME GLARE AT YOU.

WCS

REPENT YE FOOLS BLEERGH IS NIGH

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Sill Bimmons

FUCKIN A JOE JACK WOO

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s right…Honey.

King Hippo

Let’s win by 8, desert asshole birds.

Sill Bimmons

Stupid Minnesota-born, Pittsburgh-made, Arizona-broken.

Fucking dipshit:

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WCS

FRAGS FOR THE FRAG THRONE

Doktor Zymm

If that’s on Fitzy I will CUT A MAN.

WCS

[hides knives]

Shogun Marcus

So who’s your victim?

Doktor Zymm

Where’s Dreamboat at?

Sharkbait

Offsetting Blergh!

Sill Bimmons

Heyooo stupid fat guy

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WCS

BLEERGH DEMANDS A TRIBUTE

Doktor Zymm

I LOVE FITZ NOT THE BUFFALO OR JETS OR WHEREVER HE IS NOW BUT THE ARIZONA DUDE

Doktor Zymm

GERALD >> PATRICK

THIS IS ALSO TRUE CAUSE I’VE DATED AN ASSHOLE NAMED PATRICK BUT NEVER DATED AN ASSHOLE NAMED GERALD

Sill Bimmons

Cards are only as good as Palmer Sucks is good.

That was an anomaly.

ThePirateSloth

Roommate: why are my pants so tight?

#thestruggleisreal

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Sexy time?

makeitsnowondem

more like SHADES OF BLIST

Sill Bimmons

URITE BRO UP HIGH

tundrajim

(Nationwide tune) those PED’s were not for me

Shogun Marcus

I wish peypey would go all snl on those kids.

WCS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Shut the door!!!!!!!

WCS

No one likes you, Corona commercials.

Sharkbait

The only good one they have is the christmas one that hasnt changed in 30 years.

Shogun Marcus

I’ll be gotdamned.

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