Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!
Look at Cris trying to pretend he wasn’t totally fucking wrong.
Whatever, I’ve had people grab my tits harder than that. NAWT PI.
Cris is about to aneurysm if they don’t throw a late flag.
4th down safety? OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
A safety gets me the cover.
Oh baby, I like this.
A SAFETY AND THEY STRAIGHT COVER!!
A 2 minute drive with a two point conversion will make me laugh.
Miracle push!http://giphy.com/gifs/joe-pesci-rodney-dangerfield-easy-money-EFB20OV6N21uU
Cris saying that Mike McCarthy might go for two after a touchdown here is the comment of the week.
THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS TIE. LAY DOWN AND DIE, GREEN BAY, LAY DOWN AND DIE.
(no one tell them about the 2 pt conversion)
I’m going to laugh when GB returns this for a TD
Pictured: Will Leitch if Rodgers somehow pulls this off
You know what? If you made millions, if not billions, selling grinders made with Grade F meat to the masses you can probably drop the “doctor” title Fred DeLuca.
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Not necessarily the worst decision, a first down wins the game.
Not the correct call though
Is it possible to have more derp in this game? Not sure.
This is the NFL. THeres always a chance for derp.
Arizona doing every thing possible to lose this.
Do a thing? Please?
-Too many times in bed, and also the Cardinals in this game.
Goddammit prematurely ejaculating IS a thing!
the dishonorable discharge!
/why God done gave ya a tongue ,, smh
I mean a Good thing 🙂
I would like to formally declare my candidacy for an NFL head coaching position. I promise to be less dumb than all of today’s coaches. BFC2016
You’ll have a tough time beating my candidate: random number generator!
Abortions for some; tiny American flags for others!
Well shit, Bruce.
Did Collinsworth just have a stroke on air?
You just heard him limbering up for the after game festivities is all
It’s hard to believe that Carson Palmer will be this game’s WINNING QB. Green Bay is serious that bad.
Lotsa time for AZ to fuck up
They don’t usually need much.
Bruce Arians just did the dumbest thing any coach has done all day. And we just watched 3.5 hours of Andy Fucking Reid.
Palmer if you fuck this up so help me BLEERGH…
Three handoffs. Arians isn’t stupid.
You were saying…
I stand corrected.
Sorry…wrong Palmer….BUT HOW HOT IS HE???????
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I see Mike McCarthy remains a dumbass. Did the rest of my predictions come true, too, or are some of you still sober?
Borderline. GOTTA UP MAH GAME.
Did you make any predictions about stab threats or tit-dancing unicorns?
FUCK EVERYTHING
BOUNCE IT IT BOUNCED.
Come on, folks. This one is BEGGING for the DFO gif treatment. I can’t do all the work here!
BACKDOOR PUSH CHUH CHUH!
“Say what?” A. Rodgers
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Fuck You rodgers
You punt, you get it back 1:10, no time outs. NO WAY.
NOPE!
NUP NUP NUP
I’ve yelled “holy shit” so many times watching this game that lady snow has stopped reacting in surprise, and then stopped raising an eyebrow. She just smiles.
Andy Reid calling these plays?
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Mike McCarthy is basically the low-calorie Andy Reid.
Andy Reid has just finished drawing up a brilliant game-changing series of plays for the play-off game. Against the Colts.
Fuck off collinsworth
Packers drive stalls at 4th and 3 and McCarthy punts hoping to get the ball back. Book this.
Don’t jinx it!
Ah so you’re familiar with our work.
See y’all tomorrow.
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That dad just wanted to drop his daughter off in front of the school so he could hit on her hot friends.
What I’m saying is that car company is run by pedophiles.
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That’s a great movie.
Wait. Did the Pats and C-HOX suit up in Cards unis? That shit only works for those teams
If Rodgers throws a pick six, Arizona covers. Pray for Patrick Peterson.
Let’s celebrate that fortuitous bounce with Derek Jeter skateboarding off some titties.
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And farting apparently.
It was from Deadspin’s stupidest Derek Jeter story submissions. Back when Deadspin wasn’t shit.
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This is indeed insane Cris…
Cum to CLT, Cards, and get you sum Cam.
That’s Russell Wilson’s bird…..
So all Carson Palmer had to do was fuck up so hard that it became something good!
Palmer tries to throw another pick and fails. Guess his puppy dies after all.
That was cool. I like that. I like that a lot. Mnmm….
That was sooooo NOT a touchdown!!!!!!!!!
FLOYDTIPDOWN!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS