Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread

Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!

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Look at Cris trying to pretend he wasn’t totally fucking wrong.

Doktor Zymm

Whatever, I’ve had people grab my tits harder than that. NAWT PI.

blackroseMD1

Cris is about to aneurysm if they don’t throw a late flag.

WCS

4th down safety? OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE

Badger

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

makeitsnowondem

A safety gets me the cover.

Doktor Zymm

Oh baby, I like this.

King Hippo

A SAFETY AND THEY STRAIGHT COVER!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

A 2 minute drive with a two point conversion will make me laugh.

Fronkenshteen

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makeitsnowondem

Cris saying that Mike McCarthy might go for two after a touchdown here is the comment of the week.

Doktor Zymm

THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS TIE. LAY DOWN AND DIE, GREEN BAY, LAY DOWN AND DIE.

(no one tell them about the 2 pt conversion)

Sharkbait

I’m going to laugh when GB returns this for a TD

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pictured: Will Leitch if Rodgers somehow pulls this off

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Horatio Cornblower

You know what? If you made millions, if not billions, selling grinders made with Grade F meat to the masses you can probably drop the “doctor” title Fred DeLuca.

Brocky

Not necessarily the worst decision, a first down wins the game.

Not the correct call though

KidFlash

Is it possible to have more derp in this game? Not sure.

Sharkbait

This is the NFL. THeres always a chance for derp.

John Difool

Arizona doing every thing possible to lose this.

Doktor Zymm

Do a thing? Please?

-Too many times in bed, and also the Cardinals in this game.

Horatio Cornblower

Goddammit prematurely ejaculating IS a thing!

King Hippo

the dishonorable discharge!

/why God done gave ya a tongue ,, smh

Doktor Zymm

I mean a Good thing 🙂

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I would like to formally declare my candidacy for an NFL head coaching position. I promise to be less dumb than all of today’s coaches. BFC2016

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You’ll have a tough time beating my candidate: random number generator!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Abortions for some; tiny American flags for others!

makeitsnowondem

Well shit, Bruce.

Sharkbait

Did Collinsworth just have a stroke on air?

John Difool

You just heard him limbering up for the after game festivities is all

King Hippo

It’s hard to believe that Carson Palmer will be this game’s WINNING QB. Green Bay is serious that bad.

Moonbatting Average

Lotsa time for AZ to fuck up

theeWeeBabySeamus

They don’t usually need much.

King Hippo

Bruce Arians just did the dumbest thing any coach has done all day. And we just watched 3.5 hours of Andy Fucking Reid.

Moonbatting Average

Palmer if you fuck this up so help me BLEERGH…

King Hippo

Three handoffs. Arians isn’t stupid.

WCS

You were saying…

King Hippo

I stand corrected.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry…wrong Palmer….BUT HOW HOT IS HE???????
http://mojobeardy.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/4-jim-palmer.jpg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I see Mike McCarthy remains a dumbass. Did the rest of my predictions come true, too, or are some of you still sober?

WCS

Borderline. GOTTA UP MAH GAME.

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Did you make any predictions about stab threats or tit-dancing unicorns?

Badger

FUCK EVERYTHING

Doktor Zymm

BOUNCE IT IT BOUNCED.

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Come on, folks. This one is BEGGING for the DFO gif treatment. I can’t do all the work here!

King Hippo

BACKDOOR PUSH CHUH CHUH!

Horatio Cornblower

“Say what?” A. Rodgers

John Difool

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Brocky

Fuck You rodgers

King Hippo

You punt, you get it back 1:10, no time outs. NO WAY.

Sharkbait

NOPE!

Doktor Zymm

NUP NUP NUP

makeitsnowondem

I’ve yelled “holy shit” so many times watching this game that lady snow has stopped reacting in surprise, and then stopped raising an eyebrow. She just smiles.

King Hippo

Andy Reid calling these plays?

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Mike McCarthy is basically the low-calorie Andy Reid.

Horatio Cornblower

Andy Reid has just finished drawing up a brilliant game-changing series of plays for the play-off game. Against the Colts.

Brocky

Fuck off collinsworth

makeitsnowondem

Packers drive stalls at 4th and 3 and McCarthy punts hoping to get the ball back. Book this.

Moonbatting Average

Don’t jinx it!

Shogun Marcus

Ah so you’re familiar with our work.

Sill Bimmons
Horatio Cornblower

That dad just wanted to drop his daughter off in front of the school so he could hit on her hot friends.

What I’m saying is that car company is run by pedophiles.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a great movie.

Moonbatting Average

Wait. Did the Pats and C-HOX suit up in Cards unis? That shit only works for those teams

makeitsnowondem

If Rodgers throws a pick six, Arizona covers. Pray for Patrick Peterson.

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Let’s celebrate that fortuitous bounce with Derek Jeter skateboarding off some titties.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–iuegOK0m–/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/17po8uagmcz3wjpg.jpg

Horatio Cornblower

And farting apparently.

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It was from Deadspin’s stupidest Derek Jeter story submissions. Back when Deadspin wasn’t shit.

Sill Bimmons

This is indeed insane Cris…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Cum to CLT, Cards, and get you sum Cam.

John Difool

That’s Russell Wilson’s bird…..

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So all Carson Palmer had to do was fuck up so hard that it became something good!

King Hippo

Palmer tries to throw another pick and fails. Guess his puppy dies after all.

Doktor Zymm

That was cool. I like that. I like that a lot. Mnmm….

Badger

That was sooooo NOT a touchdown!!!!!!!!!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

FLOYDTIPDOWN!!

makeitsnowondem

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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