After watching Arizony blurp their way to victory yesterday I’m saying that the winner of this game is the NFC champ. It looks like RB Lynch is back on the field today. The usual fart-makers that must talk about things are wondering if he’ll be ‘ready’. Hmm, do you think that a Pro Bowl back with fresh legs might possibly be an upgrade over something called a, and I quote, “Christine Michael”? I do. Just looking at the both of these teams I must say, THERE’S A SHIT-TON OF TALENT HERE. DO YOU HEAR THAT JERRY REESE? IT CAN’T BE THAT HARD TO DRAFT WELL. [upends table that has nothing on it] Sorry. Where was I? Right. You’d think that mega-CB Norman would be matched up against WR Baldwin (he of the 13 TD’s in the last 9 games) but the former is a baby that only rarely plays the slot receiver. (don’t tell him I typed that) Speaking of tough assignments S Chancellor gets to be roasted on a spit with an apple in his mouth by TE Olsen. “Fat Chance” is great in run support but if Seattle wants to blitz he’s gonna be on an island that features quite a few balls whizzing overhead. CB Sherman does follow the opposing #1 WR all over the field and that spells bad news for Ted Ginn. Years from now when you hear the phrase “a rising tide lifts all shitty receivers to career years” you’ll think of the Ginner and have yourself a nice martini. (may apply to myself only). One guy that might be under your radar is Kawaan Short. The Seahawks have struggled against dominant DT’s (just like everyone else, duh) like Donald (Rams) and Atkins (Bengals) and short led the league at his position with 11 sacks and 16 tackles for a loss. The man tasked with going after QB Newton has sacked him 7 times in 4 games-OLB Irvin it’s time to do what you do. HAVE AT IT YOU RAPSCALLIONS!
“We’re getting electric car-ed out there. C’mon guys!”
-P. Carroll
Ape is already having fun with this:
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/688787004956385280
Oh that’s good.
THESE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, I CALL THEM CIARA BECAUSE IT’S LIKE THEY’RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO SCORE.
http://www.netanimations.net/catside-story-2.GIF
http://57.media.tumblr.com/1aa014ac2fcd842497c3428e6a83690d/tumblr_nv9i0nJRiR1sqf5tdo4_400.gif
Kawaan Short is damned good at teh footy
I feel like I should make nachos.
I’m hungry too. I’ll take some.
Russell Wilson…Pride of the U of Wisconsin.
(at least one of you will get that joke)
http://55.media.tumblr.com/3d7792606f86be30d688d43acb9864c0/tumblr_inline_nuf6niJPUR1qca76a_500.gif
Lil’ Ron Jeremy?
I have this weird thing where I love Dave Grohl in everything except the Foo Fighters.
same here.
Great…Cam is now rubbing off on the defense. Nothing but flash and thuggery.
“What the illuminati is wrong with you guys?”
-P. Carroll
Well, today’s games are off to a MUCH better start than yesterday’s.
Looks like I will be blackout drunk by the end of the first quarter
Wellity wellity wellity… the rout is on.
http://57.media.tumblr.com/715ccf29aa0b7409095e6c55420956ff/tumblr_nrv0dljl2n1uxd7j2o4_1280.gif
Toki seems angry today.
Seattle fan?
So true.
Here comes my little alien now!
Well, this game is starting off strong. Glad I woke up for it.
Welp, insurmountable?
Well shit
Oh boys and girls, we might be looking at a blowout.
SWEET!
Well, there are a shitload of 12’s stepping out onto ledges as we speak.
Nah. Most of us remember this feeling. Its strangely familiar.
Damn, my pizza hasn’t even gotten here and the game is already over :
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/a4dqslpkedvbvhgrr99c.gif
I. Am. Erect.
CHARMCEPTION PICK SIX
This simply couldn’t be any better.
OverseerDOWN WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHARMCEPTION!
Panthers’ D tempting us with the thought of a safety. Mmmm…
Theres still time in this game for a safety…
Those are some fresh legs, eh?
I love that ad.
Dickerson and Payton were the definition of awesome.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/09511f1a0acc61264fedd12d3e8c191e/tumblr_ms98l23aBP1qzy6ogo1_1280.png
Most underrated show ever?
It’s up there.
I’ve read a few pieces on the show saying it’s definitely underrated because it does such an incredible job of capturing the culture of Texas.
He gave that ball to a child instead of the referee! Harumph harumph harumph!
I always figured Cuban as more of a Papa John’s type guy.
“Grassy Knoll! I know our D is better than this!”
-P. Carroll
Better team is better.
TD PANTHERS! BIRD TEAM FAILURE!
Fresh organic protein! FOAR THE FAMILY!!!
So, you’re going to post pussy pics all day then?
DTZM might get mad, just sayin’…
Just for you :
That little girl looked so incredibly happy to get a football.
PK is looking up her seat number as we speak.
Stewart hate fucked the ball in there.
Just.
Like.
That.
Hello internet friends. How are we this morning? I have a raging hangover that only cannabis can help.
http://56.media.tumblr.com/f55f21b4f9c47a8a76f2a0d20b178198/tumblr_mvd93i7b9A1r3ip8io1_500.jpg
A pug on stairs.
A certain someone is probably having a flashback about now.
What’s going on with the images?
Something
http://i.memecaptain.com/gend_images/KyOi2w.jpg
http://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/articles/health_tools/surprises_about_dogs_and_cats_slideshow/getty_rm_photo_of_cat_stalking_bird.jpg
That was a good job on Sherman’s point AVOIDING the horse-collar.
Almost-derp.
Oh shit there’s football happening.
After that Fox intro, I would have posted an image. But I can’t. So here’s a quote fom Hamlet:
“What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! “. – (Act II, Scene II).
You’re not even trying to be funny anymore, are you?
maybe
/sees long run by Stewart
“CHEMTRAILS!”
-Pete Carroll
http://now.tufts.edu/sites/default/files/130708_cat_bird_L.jpg
Hey, so before anyone scores….oh shit.