After watching Arizony blurp their way to victory yesterday I’m saying that the winner of this game is the NFC champ. It looks like RB Lynch is back on the field today. The usual fart-makers that must talk about things are wondering if he’ll be ‘ready’. Hmm, do you think that a Pro Bowl back with fresh legs might possibly be an upgrade over something called a, and I quote, “Christine Michael”? I do. Just looking at the both of these teams I must say, THERE’S A SHIT-TON OF TALENT HERE. DO YOU HEAR THAT JERRY REESE? IT CAN’T BE THAT HARD TO DRAFT WELL. [upends table that has nothing on it] Sorry. Where was I? Right. You’d think that mega-CB Norman would be matched up against WR Baldwin (he of the 13 TD’s in the last 9 games) but the former is a baby that only rarely plays the slot receiver. (don’t tell him I typed that) Speaking of tough assignments S Chancellor gets to be roasted on a spit with an apple in his mouth by TE Olsen. “Fat Chance” is great in run support but if Seattle wants to blitz he’s gonna be on an island that features quite a few balls whizzing overhead. CB Sherman does follow the opposing #1 WR all over the field and that spells bad news for Ted Ginn. Years from now when you hear the phrase “a rising tide lifts all shitty receivers to career years” you’ll think of the Ginner and have yourself a nice martini. (may apply to myself only). One guy that might be under your radar is Kawaan Short. The Seahawks have struggled against dominant DT’s (just like everyone else, duh) like Donald (Rams) and Atkins (Bengals) and short led the league at his position with 11 sacks and 16 tackles for a loss. The man tasked with going after QB Newton has sacked him 7 times in 4 games-OLB Irvin it’s time to do what you do. HAVE AT IT YOU RAPSCALLIONS!
Mercy Rule…ENGAGE!
Just need to hand it to Lynch. Wear Beastmode down before his offseason release.
Russell Wilson bought a new truck last week…
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That’s what you get when Jesus takes the wheel. Dude doesn’t have a license for a reason.
This GIF is amazing.
Slight fender bender honey.
I think we all know who’s responsible for the Seahawks suckage:
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I just realized that this means the Stillers are going to lose by 60.
Seriously, if you don;t like watching Cam Newton play, you just don’t fucking like football. Period, full stop.
This. He is easily one of the most entertaining players of all time.
I have no qualms about calling anyone who doesn’t like Cam Newton a racist. It doesn’t matter to me at all if it’s true, because fuck those people.
They’re either racist or hate joy, so fuck ’em either way.
To be fair it might just be because you don’t like black people, but feel incapable of expressing that in a culturally accepted way in 2016, so you just call him a showboat.
This is the worst loss any Seahawks fan has seen since the franchise was founded in 2012.
NAILED IT!
Plus fucking one, man.
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And we have a winner!
Serious, SO MUCH COTW material…
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Pretty much…
I wish NFL film would show some half time speeches from locker rooms of teams getting completely fucking obliterated.
It’s like Eleanor Roosevelt said: No Vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.
O AN THEY SEXY
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” I haven’t seen turf this murderous since the grassy knoll….”
-Pete Carroll
THIS SEATTLE SEAHAWKS TEAM, I CALL THEM COMPLETE CONTROL BECAUSE THEY ARE GETTING TORN APART AND IT IS SPECTACULAR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL8qBD53F0A
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#whoisthefraud
Yeah. I’m eating crow for lunch.
Naw, there is always next week.
When toys go wrong……………
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Put in Tavaris Jackson, just give up on this game.
Boy, when I hated the Seahawks, ummm, a week ago, this would have been awesome. Now? Just kind of boring.
Oh man. It’s not even fun now. Just funny.
Nope…still fun.
And also funny.
Apologies to Seahawks fans, but watching Cam Newton go off like this is the absolute best.
a true artist at work
Why apologize?
They’re a bunch of jerks.
They shoulda gone for two and really put this one away.
THEY HAD THEIR FOOT ON THEIR THROAT AND THEY JUST LET THEM BACK INTO IT
Inorite?
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Get shit on Seahawks
How many FGs will Gano have to shank to give SEA a chance in this one?
So….Carolina, just a bunch of clownfrauds, right?
Too much celebrating.
I’d like THIS as banner quote
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I’m shocked it took this long to haul it out.
Hey, remember when the Bears traded Greg Olsen for no reason whatsoever?
/sighs
GO FOR 2!
Only because they can’t go for three.
/paraphrased from the Oklahoma version of Barry Switzer
That was a BACK FOOTED throw. HOLY SHIT. PERFECT
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Carolina might just pull this one out.
I don’t know, it’s still early…
Chancellor just slightly more productive that he was the first two weeks of the season….
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Can we just link this thread in the banner? So many COTW candidates in here already.
Wow. Does Seahawks have money on Panthers?
I’m ready for summer to start:
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#wouldpen
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And here come the bird corpses…
Cam Newton might not be entirely fair.
Most Valuable Showboater
His balance is fucking incredible.
Here’s hoping a frustrated Seattle D goes all Burfect on Cam/Olsen.
Why?
THE LEGION OF POO
COTW
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That was the floatiest float this side of Marmalard.
Sherman did not cover well there.
Might wanna start covering people there Truthers…
I saw the dark uniforms and I thought this game was in seattle. That would’ve made this loss perfect
“There he is. That bad man getting his smoothie on.”
…
“No, I mean, he’s really just bad. I’m serious.”
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You remember those games late in the season where Seattle was good?
FALSE FLAG
BLEERGH WILL NOT BE DENIED
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