Your “City of Charlotte Shuts Down For The Game And Nobody Notices” Open Thread

After watching Arizony blurp their way to victory yesterday I’m saying that the winner of this game is the NFC champ. It looks like RB Lynch is back on the field today. The usual fart-makers that must talk about things are wondering if he’ll be ‘ready’. Hmm, do you think that a Pro Bowl back with fresh legs might possibly be an upgrade over something called a, and I quote, “Christine Michael”? I do. Just looking at the both of these teams I must say, THERE’S A SHIT-TON OF TALENT HERE. DO YOU HEAR THAT JERRY REESE? IT CAN’T BE THAT HARD TO DRAFT WELL. [upends table that has nothing on it] Sorry. Where was I? Right. You’d think that mega-CB Norman would be matched up against WR Baldwin (he of the 13 TD’s in the last 9 games) but the former is a baby that only rarely plays the slot receiver. (don’t tell him I typed that) Speaking of tough assignments S Chancellor gets to be roasted on a spit with an apple in his mouth by TE Olsen. “Fat Chance” is great in run support but if Seattle wants to blitz he’s gonna be on an island that features quite a few balls whizzing overhead. CB Sherman does follow the opposing #1 WR all over the field and that spells bad news for Ted Ginn. Years from now when you hear the phrase “a rising tide lifts all shitty receivers to career years” you’ll think of the Ginner and have yourself a nice martini. (may apply to myself only). One guy that might be under your radar is Kawaan Short. The Seahawks have struggled against dominant DT’s (just like everyone else, duh) like Donald (Rams) and Atkins (Bengals) and short led the league at his position with 11 sacks and 16 tackles for a loss. The man tasked with going after QB Newton has sacked him 7 times in 4 games-OLB Irvin it’s time to do what you do. HAVE AT IT YOU RAPSCALLIONS!

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Romonobyl

Figure this out:
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Sill Bimmons

Maybe it’s Maybelline!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Make up and push up.

I’m fine with either mode.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep…definitely a “do ’em both” situation.

indieguy

the frumpy college finals week look is good on her

ThePirateSloth

I turn the game off and the Seahawks decide to play football. Clearly, I should not be watching the rest of this game and continue drowning my liver.

bourb0nblues

Livers can swim. Fact.

Sill Bimmons
makeitsnowondem

You can’t take it with you.

Sharkbait

Home from work. Pants are off, G&T made and this game certainly got interesting…

makeitsnowondem

And as you can see, the replay clearly shows a cruise missile hitting the Pentagon.

Wakezilla

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The ref with the better view said it was a catch so it should stand as one.

Wakezilla

Who the shit would do that?

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Madmen

Romonobyl

Well, this IS an older picture, but still!

makeitsnowondem

Who wouldn’t do that? She’s practically Kate Upton.

John Difool

Her chest has a big belly

Sill Bimmons

I’d let her trim my beans.

King Hippo

They will need an onside kick, under all but the most insane circumstances.

Sill Bimmons

I didn’t know they had Toradol on the sidelines.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
litre_cola

Good lord that is hot

Wakezilla

Yes please

Brocky

Poor sportswriters. They have the daunting task of simultaneously arguing that one team succeeds despite its quarterback while the other flounders because of theirs.

No matter who wins, we lose

bourb0nblues

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evilbeaver8

“10-point thriller”….

John Difool

I’ve been wondering what Sean Connery has been up to these days

Wakezilla

That was a shitty kick.

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This is annoying. I need to get food soon and was counting on a blowout to give me time before Donks-Yinzers.

Doktor Zymm

You know you can pay people to bring food to your house?

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I am annoyed either way.

Wakezilla

Time to call for some delivery

bourb0nblues

Put it in reach of the Charmslinger, and then slap it away at the very end?
I think I like this God’s style!

litre_cola

Shit is getting crazy

theeWeeBabySeamus

WTG God!!!!
Touchdown Seahawks.

JustStopDude

Joe Buck surprised they threw it on 3rd down as opposed to going for the three points…

Joe…I was kicking about the fake field goal…

Old School Zero

daw fuckballs

Romonobyl

WOW

bourb0nblues

NO
FUCKING
WAY

Romonobyl

I wonder if the snack bars at the stadium sell Skittles? Probably not a good idea.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehe…I thought maybe it was the flavor.

Sill Bimmons

I’m always using the name “Clint” when ordering coffee from now on.

Gratliff

Oh man. Facebook racists are HEATED over Chris Rock. I hate social media for being social media, but I love it as a medium for my own entertainment.

Sill Bimmons

What now?

evilbeaver8

“The Oscars are the white BET awards”.

Sill Bimmons

Captain Obvious is obvious.

Their argument is invalid.

makeitsnowondem

panthers stahp

Sill Bimmons

My happiness continues to diminish.

JustStopDude

Fake field goal on 2nd down…no one will be ready for it!

Sill Bimmons

ALL TEH FAKE KICKS

evilbeaver8

“Tyler Lockett was clearly an ineligible receiver downfield, the pass is incomplete, 15 yard penalty”
-Mike Carey

Sill Bimmons

If KFC delivered I’d already be dead.

The Maestro

They do in Canada. At least, they did at one point for sure. I ordered a bucket at like 10:30 PM one night.

blackroseMD1

Welp, that does it. I’m moving to Canada.

litre_cola

They do here out west too.

Spanky Datass
evilbeaver8

Good chicken, but their sides are straight-up ass- especially the mac and vaguely cheese flavored sauce.

Sill Bimmons

Ass to the analinguist.

bourb0nblues

Pete’s flag should be made of tin foil

blackroseMD1

Dammit Sill, now I need to find her work to find out what she’s talking about here…

http://i62.tinypic.com/2mi4a41.gif

Sill Bimmons

She’s a comedienne.

She’s got a YouTube series and is in some other stuff.

Sill Bimmons

NOPE

Sill Bimmons
John Difool

I haven’t seen an Olsen get hit that hard since Little House on the Prairie got cancelled

Sill Bimmons

You said that.

John Difool

Yea, I,know…my tablet is freezing up and getting all wonky an shizz

John Difool

I haven’t seen an Olsen get hit this hard since Little House on the Prairie got cancelled

evilbeaver8

I haven’t seen an Olsen take a pounding like that since back when Heath Ledger was still alive.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Both of these are excellent!