After watching Arizony blurp their way to victory yesterday I’m saying that the winner of this game is the NFC champ. It looks like RB Lynch is back on the field today. The usual fart-makers that must talk about things are wondering if he’ll be ‘ready’. Hmm, do you think that a Pro Bowl back with fresh legs might possibly be an upgrade over something called a, and I quote, “Christine Michael”? I do. Just looking at the both of these teams I must say, THERE’S A SHIT-TON OF TALENT HERE. DO YOU HEAR THAT JERRY REESE? IT CAN’T BE THAT HARD TO DRAFT WELL. [upends table that has nothing on it] Sorry. Where was I? Right. You’d think that mega-CB Norman would be matched up against WR Baldwin (he of the 13 TD’s in the last 9 games) but the former is a baby that only rarely plays the slot receiver. (don’t tell him I typed that) Speaking of tough assignments S Chancellor gets to be roasted on a spit with an apple in his mouth by TE Olsen. “Fat Chance” is great in run support but if Seattle wants to blitz he’s gonna be on an island that features quite a few balls whizzing overhead. CB Sherman does follow the opposing #1 WR all over the field and that spells bad news for Ted Ginn. Years from now when you hear the phrase “a rising tide lifts all shitty receivers to career years” you’ll think of the Ginner and have yourself a nice martini. (may apply to myself only). One guy that might be under your radar is Kawaan Short. The Seahawks have struggled against dominant DT’s (just like everyone else, duh) like Donald (Rams) and Atkins (Bengals) and short led the league at his position with 11 sacks and 16 tackles for a loss. The man tasked with going after QB Newton has sacked him 7 times in 4 games-OLB Irvin it’s time to do what you do. HAVE AT IT YOU RAPSCALLIONS!
Figure this out:
Maybe it’s Maybelline!
Make up and push up.
I’m fine with either mode.
Yep…definitely a “do ’em both” situation.
the frumpy college finals week look is good on her
I turn the game off and the Seahawks decide to play football. Clearly, I should not be watching the rest of this game and continue drowning my liver.
Livers can swim. Fact.
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Might as well…
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You can’t take it with you.
Home from work. Pants are off, G&T made and this game certainly got interesting…
And as you can see, the replay clearly shows a cruise missile hitting the Pentagon.
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The ref with the better view said it was a catch so it should stand as one.
I dare you to call Nigella fat!
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Who the shit would do that?
Madmen
Well, this IS an older picture, but still!
Who wouldn’t do that? She’s practically Kate Upton.
Her chest has a big belly
I’d let her trim my beans.
They will need an onside kick, under all but the most insane circumstances.
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I didn’t know they had Toradol on the sidelines.
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Christina Hendricks – ‘Beggars and Choosers’ (2000)
Good lord that is hot
Yes please
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Poor sportswriters. They have the daunting task of simultaneously arguing that one team succeeds despite its quarterback while the other flounders because of theirs.
No matter who wins, we lose
“10-point thriller”….
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I’ve been wondering what Sean Connery has been up to these days
That was a shitty kick.
This is annoying. I need to get food soon and was counting on a blowout to give me time before Donks-Yinzers.
You know you can pay people to bring food to your house?
I am annoyed either way.
Time to call for some delivery
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Is that Russel Wilson’s Skyline Chili?
Put it in reach of the Charmslinger, and then slap it away at the very end?
I think I like this God’s style!
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Shit is getting crazy
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WTG God!!!!
Touchdown Seahawks.
PRAYER? ANSWERED!
Joe Buck surprised they threw it on 3rd down as opposed to going for the three points…
Joe…I was kicking about the fake field goal…
daw fuckballs
WOW
NO
FUCKING
WAY
I wonder if the snack bars at the stadium sell Skittles? Probably not a good idea.
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Hehe…I thought maybe it was the flavor.
I’m always using the name “Clint” when ordering coffee from now on.
Oh man. Facebook racists are HEATED over Chris Rock. I hate social media for being social media, but I love it as a medium for my own entertainment.
What now?
Spill, Gratliff.
“The Oscars are the white BET awards”.
Captain Obvious is obvious.
Their argument is invalid.
panthers stahp
My happiness continues to diminish.
Fake field goal on 2nd down…no one will be ready for it!
ALL TEH FAKE KICKS
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No sir, I don’t like it.
“Tyler Lockett was clearly an ineligible receiver downfield, the pass is incomplete, 15 yard penalty”
-Mike Carey
“We fucked up big time.”
-Refs
If KFC delivered I’d already be dead.
They do in Canada. At least, they did at one point for sure. I ordered a bucket at like 10:30 PM one night.
Welp, that does it. I’m moving to Canada.
They still do in this back-ass little town.
They do here out west too.
Almost had KFC yesterday but had a deli reuben instead.
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Good chicken, but their sides are straight-up ass- especially the mac and vaguely cheese flavored sauce.
Ass to the analinguist.
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Pete’s flag should be made of tin foil
Dammit Sill, now I need to find her work to find out what she’s talking about here…
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She’s a comedienne.
She’s got a YouTube series and is in some other stuff.
NOPE
“Oh Yeah!”
-Andy reid
My soul is cheap.
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I haven’t seen an Olsen get hit that hard since Little House on the Prairie got cancelled
You said that.
Yea, I,know…my tablet is freezing up and getting all wonky an shizz
‘We’re only three Pan Am Flight 103’s down! Let’s do this!”
I haven’t seen an Olsen get hit this hard since Little House on the Prairie got cancelled
I haven’t seen an Olsen take a pounding like that since back when Heath Ledger was still alive.
Both of these are excellent!