Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!
3 and 30 NFL BLITZ
Is this a second halftime?
Who farted into the stadium PA?
Not sure if a smartass kid made that fartnoise, or it was the game audio…
Froo froo jumpy kid is never going to hear the end of that.
Of course the fackin Pats kid is the annoying one
And the Raiders one just happens to have the darkest skin
“I’m on it!”
-Aaron Rodgers incorrectly responding to calls for players in the NFL Flag League.
Yes…Odell Beckham is well noted for his twirls…hence the hit movie “Twirling like Beckham”.
yes, I repeatedly was yelling “GET THE BALL!!!” at the teevee box
same
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There were worse people and places to be that day than that guy on that couch…
WHO CARES
DECLINE THE PENALTY, dumb motherfuckers
“No.” – Gary Kubiak
fuck you Gary!!!!!
Awwwww. Someone thinks the Kubes makes a decision.
“Any ball thrown to DHB is technically uncatchable”
-PFTCommenter
stupid and completely unnecessary. Like all of TLC’s programming
Hey hey hey, My weird addiction or whatever it is called is good learnin.
You gotta be shitting me.
Catchable….motherfucker. ‘Twasn’t
Refereeing crew is the exact opposite of last week.
I no longer kniow what an uncatchable pass is.
“It must be nice to have a functional offensive line.” – Philip Rivers
Why do you think he keeps churning out the kids? It’s prep for the future. NEXT MAN UP
The middle of the field, motherfuckers, can you defend it?
Almost time to switch off to Flyera-Wings where Philly will continue their redistribution of points through shootout losses.
Ice Eagles seem stuck in averageness for years now.
Ownership still thinks it’s 1974.
They look really good lately, but they have zero ability to win a shootout. Ron Hextall seems to have a fucking clue how to manage a salary cap which is something the Flyers haven’t had in 20 years. Ghost Bear looks like he’s going to be a monster in a few years.
why is fucking NOBODY ever guarded??
I wonder if Bam Morris is still alive.
1st turnover loses this.
100% agreed
PLEAZ FUMBRE
would two MOAR FGs do it, or would we need THREE?
CBS, We CAN watch the probowl. But we probably won’t.
The pro bowl. A game so pathetic even the commentariat won’t watch it.
Eh, I probably will. Because I’m terrible.
I’ll watch it.
Junkies get their fix even if they have to dive into a toilet.
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moar field goalz
I was kind of afraid that Palmer might be out of gas at the end of this season (even if he doesn’t know it). Then I see Peyton and know Palmer will be starting 16 games next season.
FG Gods obese today
Anyone care to explain how Batman and Superman come to fight each other?
ISIS
Not really.
batman is afraid of superman. he thinks this god like being needs reigned in.
Zack Snyder and Frank Miller era Batman fanboys wanted it to happen.
Also, Lex Luthor
I believe it is something like Batman thinks Superman is an overpowered boring useless dick who doesn’t care about collateral damage. I am not sure if that is right, google it and correct me if I am wrong.
Christ, this is painful.
Why is Jesse Eisenberg?
Obama
Millenials.
You ever notice how Fetushead never “burns” a timeout?
NEVER
He’s much too heady for that.
Peyton’s Timeouts are just more intelligent
Timeouts can’t melt titanium necks
Not tipped, just terrible.
whew, FG range
I feel like Peyton taking a sack is me seeing him at his most athletic.
I love to cook, but there is still something magical about people delivering food to wherever you are.
STOP RUBBING IT IN FARVA
Canadian KFC does not qualify as “food”
It’s cool though, we have Popeyes now.
I love that all of their food is beige.
Brown and browner.
I will give Yinz this – Tomlin came in with a GREAT gameplan, once again.
Probably got it from one of his white assistants.
My old house is in that shot!
-Jim Tomsula viewing a panoramic shot of the Denver Train Depot
Epic comeback starts right here
“Usually they would try a screen to catch the defense off guard.”
If you’re announcing that it is their tendency, then it probably would NOT catch the defense off guard.
Can’t run on this D you idiots.
PHEEL pronouncing it “Ben’s hurt shoder”
Robert DeNiro needs to be put to sleep
No Way! $5 says Fartin Grampa gets his best reviews since Raging Bull and bigger box office than Meet the Parents.
Markus Wheaton playing football more like Wil Wheaton there…
So if the Stillers score here… Osweiler time right?
Honestly, it’s not Peyton. It’s the WRs. I don’t know why I’m defending RoboNeck, but to me he hasn’t been awful, he’s just not getting help.
Peyton’s fault for not sharing his HGH.
I didn’t mean to imply Pey-Pey was at fault, just that Kubiak wouldn’t really have any other choice.
DHB saves the day.
PINKIE YOU JACKASS LET IT GO
James Harrison is a bad man.
If Pittsburgh loses, I found the guy you can blame:
Time for Ice Stillers to go back down with Columbus where they belong.
Nah, blame Phil Kessel instead. That’s what they did in Toronto, and look at ’em now!
Not to jinx, but if ARI takes on NE in SBXXXXX, everyone will root against NE, right?
like our lives depended on it
Probably. Though I think I like Carolina matching up against the Pats
I can’t really see a scenario where I would ever root for the P*ts.
You could substitute “Satan, Hitler, and Pol-Pot” for Arizona in your question and the answer would still be yes.
I mean, when you get right down to it…what did Pol Pot ever do to ME? smh
No promises.
I really hate both.
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