Your “Oh Look, Another Blowout” AFC Semi-Final Open Thread

Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!

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hippofant

Yes Phil, fumbles usually take players by surprise.

King Hippo

FUCKING SCHOFIELD

Sill Bimmons

One of like six holds on that play.

evilbeaver8

Denver offense looking to turn that turnover into a back-breaking field goal.

The Maestro

WELP

King Hippo

Ware at least delays the execution. Love ya, 94.

litre_cola

Oh my Monsiour Toussant.

ThursdaySkyGoddess
ThursdaySkyGoddess

Gifs not posting anymore? Really fuck everything.

Sill Bimmons

Aaaaaaaaaand that’s game.

King Hippo

Here comes 20-12

bourb0nblues

Nope

theeWeeBabySeamus

it’s gonna take a turnover, methinks.

fleshwound_NPG

There we go

Sharkbait

Ask and ye shall receive.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

There it is

Japanimal

from your lips to the Donk’s ears

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s gonna take a suitcase full of crisp $100 bills delivered to my front door, methinks.
/doesn’t hurt to try

Wakezilla
litre_cola

God these Jenny Craig ads with the George Wendt, Kirstie Alley, and Cliff the mailman put me into a fit of rage.

Sill Bimmons

Must be a Canada thing.

Not getting those here in Murka.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fat Canadians R Fat.

KidFlash

They ran ’em during last night’s game in New York State.

Wakezilla

A regional Canadian thing. I haven’t gotten any of those, either

litre_cola

Well since oil is so low all Albertans are doing is eating.

blackroseMD1

I need coffee. This game is making me sleepy.

King Hippo

I’ve had three cups during the game.

Sill Bimmons

On my 5th Red Bull.

makeitsnowondem

What in the goddamn hell

King Hippo

just imagine had we got the ball and lost it due to illegal fucking formation

Sill Bimmons

No one has ever asked me where I was born.

Ever.

King Hippo

Can’t do any-fucking-thing right.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Should have been down on the 1

evilbeaver8

Why is that not a safety?

King Hippo

no possession

Sill Bimmons

Muff rules.

evilbeaver8

Muff does rule!! ^5

Kungjitsu

What’s muff?

— Everyone born after 1985

Sharkbait

Almost back breaking safety

theeWeeBabySeamus

So close.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

What?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Muffed punt still a punt til touched, the momentum carried the guy who touched it into the endzone so it is a touchback. It is like if a guy caught the ball falling backwards at the 1 into the endzone, still a touchback

Wakezilla

Someone tell the skilled position Broncos players they don’t have to run 3 yards backwards before running foreward

Sill Bimmons

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

Sharkbait

So he’s cut right?

nomonkeyfun

Ok, so if Tawwmy slides next week, gets up qand gets hit by the DL, THAT will be a penalty and three year suspension.

Wakezilla

Somewhere in a Kansas City rib house, Andy Reid just received goosebumps in the back of his neck with that second wasted timeout

bourb0nblues

Andy Reid nods in approval.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Can some fucking body fucking catch the fucking ball?
Fucking fucks.

King Hippo

FUCKING HILLMAN

theeWeeBabySeamus

Swing and a miss.

King Hippo

AGILITY!!!!

Sill Bimmons

They’re going to ratfuck their way right out of this.

King Hippo

It would be quite the welcome gift.

Wakezilla

He touched his jersey!

evilbeaver8

I would have to assume CBS has hired an assistant to give Mike Carey the correct answer.

Sharkbait

So…down?

blackroseMD1

Well, that was something.

fleshwound_NPG

dafuq

litre_cola

The fuck was that.

Japanimal

“Let me get a pick-six too…..”

King Hippo

Kubes was right, and Hippo was wrong to question him.

theeWeeBabySeamus

comment image

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well that was….not effective.

Sill Bimmons

The new NSX is too expensive and is going to flop.

Sharkbait

All you metro division hockey people. Holtby is hurt and has left the game.

Sill Bimmons
Sharkbait

Apparently he’s dehydrated, not hurt.

Wakezilla

There goes my fantasy hockey pool

Gratliff

Have the Caps not clinched home throughout yet?

fleshwound_NPG

Holy shit that sequence was fucking awful

Sill Bimmons

This guy sucks at the puntball.

King Hippo

He is serious the only reason (well, him and McManus) the Donks are still in it.

blackroseMD1

Well that’s dumb.

King Hippo

pretty stupid call here

litre_cola

Opens up notebook.