Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!
Yes Phil, fumbles usually take players by surprise.
FUCKING SCHOFIELD
One of like six holds on that play.
Denver offense looking to turn that turnover into a back-breaking field goal.
WELP
Ware at least delays the execution. Love ya, 94.
Oh my Monsiour Toussant.
http://i.imgur.com/BInENNm.gif
Gifs not posting anymore? Really fuck everything.
Aaaaaaaaaand that’s game.
Here comes 20-12
Nope
it’s gonna take a turnover, methinks.
There we go
Ask and ye shall receive.
There it is
from your lips to the Donk’s ears
It’s gonna take a suitcase full of crisp $100 bills delivered to my front door, methinks.
/doesn’t hurt to try
Special teams play
http://legsman6224.tumblr.com/?og=1
God these Jenny Craig ads with the George Wendt, Kirstie Alley, and Cliff the mailman put me into a fit of rage.
Must be a Canada thing.
Not getting those here in Murka.
Fat Canadians R Fat.
They ran ’em during last night’s game in New York State.
A regional Canadian thing. I haven’t gotten any of those, either
Well since oil is so low all Albertans are doing is eating.
I need coffee. This game is making me sleepy.
I’ve had three cups during the game.
On my 5th Red Bull.
What in the goddamn hell
just imagine had we got the ball and lost it due to illegal fucking formation
No one has ever asked me where I was born.
Ever.
Can’t do any-fucking-thing right.
Should have been down on the 1
Why is that not a safety?
no possession
Muff rules.
Muff does rule!! ^5
What’s muff?
— Everyone born after 1985
Almost back breaking safety
So close.
What?
Muffed punt still a punt til touched, the momentum carried the guy who touched it into the endzone so it is a touchback. It is like if a guy caught the ball falling backwards at the 1 into the endzone, still a touchback
Someone tell the skilled position Broncos players they don’t have to run 3 yards backwards before running foreward
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
So he’s cut right?
Ok, so if Tawwmy slides next week, gets up qand gets hit by the DL, THAT will be a penalty and three year suspension.
Somewhere in a Kansas City rib house, Andy Reid just received goosebumps in the back of his neck with that second wasted timeout
Andy Reid nods in approval.
Can some fucking body fucking catch the fucking ball?
Fucking fucks.
FUCKING HILLMAN
Swing and a miss.
AGILITY!!!!
They’re going to ratfuck their way right out of this.
It would be quite the welcome gift.
He touched his jersey!
I would have to assume CBS has hired an assistant to give Mike Carey the correct answer.
So…down?
Well, that was something.
dafuq
The fuck was that.
“Let me get a pick-six too…..”
Kubes was right, and Hippo was wrong to question him.
Well that was….not effective.
The new NSX is too expensive and is going to flop.
All you metro division hockey people. Holtby is hurt and has left the game.
http://gifstumblr.com/images/oh-my-god_902.gif
Apparently he’s dehydrated, not hurt.
There goes my fantasy hockey pool
Have the Caps not clinched home throughout yet?
Shit that was a terrible punt!
http://girlsdoingsquats.tumblr.com/post/97258671647/fitlifefitness-jen-selter-is-definitely-one-fit
Holy shit that sequence was fucking awful
This guy sucks at the puntball.
He is serious the only reason (well, him and McManus) the Donks are still in it.
Well that’s dumb.
pretty stupid call here
Opens up notebook.