Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!
Brandon McManus, goddamn hero.
INDEED
Yep
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2014017/rs_538x300-140117111917-Peyton-Manning-Thumbs-Up-Broncos.gif
well, now you have to try it.
Remember the last time a Denver QB who couldn’t throw beat the Steelers in the playoffs and went on to face the Patriots?
Jake Plummer?
(Tebow)
Oh him. I mentally excluded Tebow as a possibility when you used the word “quarterback”.
TEBOW!
everybody drink
HHHAAAARRRRRFFFF
FG here would make me nervous as shit. Nice for the gambling community, though.
So we have New England (5 states) and Carolina (2 states) and Arizona (1 state) versus Denver or Pittsburgh which are merely cities.
That was a fumble, review it and give them more yards
My comments are hanging for a good 20-30 seconds before posting. They had already snapped it by the time that showed up
That play did not look down.
But hopefully it matters not.
Welp
GIF DAT VON MILLER
For fuck’s sake HARFMAN!
Big 4th and 5
ONE MORE PLAY
More commercials. One more Karen Gillan
http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/irwt4h7csp9cm.gif?w=650
she is super sexy
I hope Brady gets hit by a bus on Tuesday and they have to hype Manning-Garoppolo I.
For all of you who wanted Brady v. Manning 834783, well, I hope you’re happy.
The suckfest next week is going to be fucking intolerable.
c’mon, CBS could and regularly does make ANYTHING intolerable.
Agreed.
Dreamboat v Rapey Ben ain’t exactly top shelf.
http://walterfootball.com/images/bencosby.jpg
This banner image though…
It’s amazing isn’t it
Just close this out, kill Favrenis’ last record, and pray for miracle next week.
http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/brett_favre_done.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ye4x00K.jpg
Shit…that’s an imgur link.
For commercials… or I just cuz I posted no pics or much of anything til the second half of the game this week
Well she looks pretty.
Burgers of shit.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/716LsrQonhL._SL1500_.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/wwjinq.jpg
That’s better
I didn’t like the timeout but now I do. Now do a thing, defense.
I think we should all thank and appreciate all the NFL grounds crews who paint and remove those yellow first-down lines on the field. That’s gotta be a tough job and they do it so quickly.
It’s a shame that after all that hard work the yellow line isn’t even considered official.
there goes the cover
you get a push, and you get a push, and you get a push….
That was…well done!
http://orig02.deviantart.net/4e4b/f/2012/322/6/2/noriko_head_bang_by_xpawhaha-d5lfe6t.gif
Hell damn yes
FUCK YOU FOREVER BURFICT YOU FUCKING MAGGOT
Final TO burned for a two-point conversion?
Andy Reid just came bbq sauce
Andy Reid loves all the timeout taking!
Im sure burning that last TO wont come back to hurt them. At all
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TD
http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5355688106bf36e64100009d/master/w_1440,c_limit/scarlett-johansson-vanity-fair-ss01.jpg
Her 2 point conversion is tremendous.
Way to have some balls!
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CJ CJ CJ CJ CJ
Not good enough today.
Weren’t going to be good enough next week either.
Turns out you can’t really overcome losing the best wideout AND the best running back in football.
How bad will the narrative this week if the Donks pull this off. Brady v Manning XVIXXX
CBS, the narrative will be bad regardless
Un-fucking-bearable
Even if Pitt wins, CBS will still talk about what could have been
Heart attack
http://www.asep.com/courses/ASEP_Previews/asep_104X_preview/images/pho_58.jpg
MOAR bubble screens
good fucking read, PeyPey
aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh NAWT HILLMAN
CJ needs a rest after that 35-yard run that meant nothing
Does anyone believe either of these teams can beat the Pats, because that’s all I’ve got to hang onto.
Not a chance, sorry
So the Panthers and Cardinals are our only hope.
on the plus side, I think either should be favoured
on to.
I think if Denver’s D plays perfect and the receivers catch the fucking ball and Hillman gets less touches, MAYBE
Cam or Arians are the only hope against the Pats.
Cam is our only hope.
Denver, if like the Pats team plane crashes on the way to the game. Otherwise no, next week is gonna be a blowout.
No way this ends in anything other than a pick-six
Why does Schofield play
he is probably the single worst player in the entire NFL
Was just telling my parents exactly this.
Fuck you, BLEERGH