Your “Oh Look, Another Blowout” AFC Semi-Final Open Thread

Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!

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makeitsnowondem

Brandon McManus, goddamn hero.

King Hippo

INDEED

Moonbatting Average

Yep

King Hippo

well, now you have to try it.

Moonbatting Average

Remember the last time a Denver QB who couldn’t throw beat the Steelers in the playoffs and went on to face the Patriots?

evilbeaver8

Jake Plummer?

Moonbatting Average

(Tebow)

evilbeaver8

Oh him. I mentally excluded Tebow as a possibility when you used the word “quarterback”.

Brick Meathook

TEBOW!

everybody drink

fleshwound_NPG

HHHAAAARRRRRFFFF

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King Hippo

FG here would make me nervous as shit. Nice for the gambling community, though.

Brick Meathook

So we have New England (5 states) and Carolina (2 states) and Arizona (1 state) versus Denver or Pittsburgh which are merely cities.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That was a fumble, review it and give them more yards

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My comments are hanging for a good 20-30 seconds before posting. They had already snapped it by the time that showed up

theeWeeBabySeamus

That play did not look down.
But hopefully it matters not.

blackroseMD1

Welp

fleshwound_NPG

GIF DAT VON MILLER

ThursdaySkyGoddess

For fuck’s sake HARFMAN!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Big 4th and 5

King Hippo

ONE MORE PLAY

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
indieguy

she is super sexy

makeitsnowondem

I hope Brady gets hit by a bus on Tuesday and they have to hype Manning-Garoppolo I.

Sill Bimmons

For all of you who wanted Brady v. Manning 834783, well, I hope you’re happy.

The suckfest next week is going to be fucking intolerable.

King Hippo

c’mon, CBS could and regularly does make ANYTHING intolerable.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed.
Dreamboat v Rapey Ben ain’t exactly top shelf.

Bloody Lethal

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Bloody Lethal

This banner image though…

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Moonbatting Average

It’s amazing isn’t it

King Hippo

Just close this out, kill Favrenis’ last record, and pray for miracle next week.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit…that’s an imgur link.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

For commercials… or I just cuz I posted no pics or much of anything til the second half of the game this week

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Sharkbait

Well she looks pretty.

Sill Bimmons
theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s better

King Hippo

I didn’t like the timeout but now I do. Now do a thing, defense.

Brick Meathook

I think we should all thank and appreciate all the NFL grounds crews who paint and remove those yellow first-down lines on the field. That’s gotta be a tough job and they do it so quickly.

makeitsnowondem

It’s a shame that after all that hard work the yellow line isn’t even considered official.

Japanimal

there goes the cover

King Hippo

you get a push, and you get a push, and you get a push….

Moonbatting Average

That was…well done!

makeitsnowondem

Hell damn yes

Sill Bimmons

FUCK YOU FOREVER BURFICT YOU FUCKING MAGGOT

fleshwound_NPG

Final TO burned for a two-point conversion?

Andy Reid just came bbq sauce

litre_cola

Andy Reid loves all the timeout taking!

Sharkbait

Im sure burning that last TO wont come back to hurt them. At all

theeWeeBabySeamus

Her 2 point conversion is tremendous.

King Hippo

Way to have some balls!

King Hippo

CJ CJ CJ CJ CJ

Sill Bimmons

Not good enough today.

Weren’t going to be good enough next week either.

Turns out you can’t really overcome losing the best wideout AND the best running back in football.

litre_cola

How bad will the narrative this week if the Donks pull this off. Brady v Manning XVIXXX

King Hippo

CBS, the narrative will be bad regardless

Moonbatting Average

Un-fucking-bearable

Wakezilla

Even if Pitt wins, CBS will still talk about what could have been

makeitsnowondem

Heart attack

litre_cola

MOAR bubble screens

King Hippo

good fucking read, PeyPey

King Hippo

aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh NAWT HILLMAN

Moonbatting Average

CJ needs a rest after that 35-yard run that meant nothing

Japanimal

Does anyone believe either of these teams can beat the Pats, because that’s all I’ve got to hang onto.

Moonbatting Average

Not a chance, sorry

ThursdaySkyGoddess

So the Panthers and Cardinals are our only hope.

King Hippo

on the plus side, I think either should be favoured

Japanimal

on to.

Wakezilla

I think if Denver’s D plays perfect and the receivers catch the fucking ball and Hillman gets less touches, MAYBE

evilbeaver8

Cam or Arians are the only hope against the Pats.

Sill Bimmons

Cam is our only hope.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Denver, if like the Pats team plane crashes on the way to the game. Otherwise no, next week is gonna be a blowout.

Gratliff

No way this ends in anything other than a pick-six

makeitsnowondem

Why does Schofield play

King Hippo

he is probably the single worst player in the entire NFL

makeitsnowondem

Was just telling my parents exactly this.

Moonbatting Average

Fuck you, BLEERGH