Your “Oh Look, Another Blowout” AFC Semi-Final Open Thread

Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!

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Sharkbait

Well that looks delicious.

WCS

I’ll echo what Ape tweeted earlier: I’d rather lose to a team I normally couldn’t care less about than advance and lose to the Patriots with a team where it’s best players are all broken.

Congrats, Moose, Hippo, Moonbatting Average, and the rest of you Donks fans. Now, for the love of all that’s holy, BEAT THOSE DICKPINCHERS NEXT WEEK.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Go down a few to my response to Mr. Balls (guess what; an octopus graphic with a mermaid). We appreciate it. They have to execute like they did in the Packers game to win.

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Sharkbait

It’s going to be awful around here if the Pats lose next week.

Sharkbait

And by here I mean where I live.

Sharkbait

At least you’re going medium style.

Also I need to re-watch Metalocalypse.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not Goodfellas style.

WCS

That’s reserved for TAWMMY, after we hire Bernard Pollard this week.
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Sharkbait

That’s going too far.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I only saw the first few episodes. I need to watch the rest I just never think of that show when I am looking for a new show to watch/RW. I have a couple of Aqua Teen seasons I have missed too, I have watched the first few (6, 7?) way too many times.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The reason I am using my wireless keyboard is I (assume I) spilled something on my laptop keyboard and only 50-75% of the keys work now (no memory of it but my desk is tiny and my soda and keyboard are pushed next to each other. Stopped working at like 3pm one day randomly). Luckily I have a replacement because I take in everyone’s broken computers so I can salvage parts normally used to fix other peoples computers. Haven’t fixed it yet though.

Sharkbait

I’ve done that before. It sucks. Hopefully its only the keyboard.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It has been days, the rest of the computer is fine. I might have to dl a different driver because my keyboard has one of those mini mouses on it, but otherwise they are the same thing. Basic HP laptop keyboard of the correct size.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Debate commercial break

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Sharkbait

So Jim Cramer is the money monster?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This is the first Democratic debate I watched this cycle, I watched a couple Republican ones. Why are they actually talking about issues and not just being giant assholes to each other and ignoring the questions?

Sharkbait
Sharkbait

Poor bastard at the end is getting hosed on time

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I just turned it on a few min ago to . Another Alandra Daddario pic for no reason

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Alexandra* wireless keyboard appearent didn’t want to send those 2 characters and shut off for a second. Just happened again. I may need batteries

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Actually happened twice in that comment and only caught one of them. Got new batteries in. Should be better now.

ballsofsteelandfury

First off, props to scotchy fire the absolute best THE BEN picture ever! Seriously, I love that thing.

Second, congrats to Moose and Hippo and the others on the win. It was a good game and quite frankly a lot closer than I expected.

Third, I can’t believe I have to sit through Love Actually. Fuck me. That hurts more than the Steelers loss, to be honest.

Finally, please please please Denver defense, show up next week and win the fucking game. I don’t ask for much.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They make a game of it if the receivers catch the ball, as a group that was pretty much their worst game.

Thanks, it will take all they have and they’ll have to play a great game to beat the P*ts. Edge of seat grinder game like most have been this year. The Steelers are a damn good team and Tomlin and company had a very good game plan. Had they been healthier who knows, but I think they would have won.

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Sharkbait

Just once….I wish the mods of these debates had the balls to kill the microphones of candidates that keep talking over their allotted time.

Porky Prime

Just a pat on the ass for the lot of you; there is some bang-up gifwork on the page tonight.

Duchess

Hey did yall know there was a third person in the Democratic primary race? Also did anyone else know that there was a debate tonight? Its like Democrats don’t want anyone to watch them.

Sharkbait

I heard it was called the “Hide the Hillary” strategy

Bloody Lethal
Brick Meathook

I gotta admit, when she wanted to be, Hillary Rodham Clinton was a good-looking woman.

JustStopDude

O’Malley is literally the bag guy in the Wire.

For the life of me, I don’t get why anyone would vote for him…

Sharkbait

I just put it on. I’m going to need another drink aren’t I?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pretty sure it was as publicized as most of the republican ones, just not as much on Fox, so you wouldn’t have seen it much.

Porky Prime

When Trump approaches Ted Nugent to be his running mate.

Just kidding, he’s going to pick a black woman so he can tell the press “See? SEE?”

Sharkbait

I mean, the sign CLEARLY says no parking, rape on it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hatchback? Asking for it!

Bloody Lethal

This is disturbing to me.

Porky Prime

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Brick Meathook

A TRUE BRICK MEATHOOK MOMENT:

So I’m sitting in a Southern California bar, overhearing a beefy woman in a Peyton Manning Broncos jersey lecturing some poor guy on the glories of rugby. The Velvet Underground are playing on the bar’s speakers.

THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TRUE BRICK MEATHOOK MOMENT

blaxabbath

Enjoyed. Thank you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Highlight of my night, right here. I’m still giggling.
Thank you, Moosey.

Bloody Lethal

Tonight as I ate my chicken parm hero at my pizza place, I overheard 3 middle aged people speaking intently about tournaments and matches and buy ins and pay outs. I naturally assumed that they may be poker players. But as the conversation wore on, inconsistencies started to pop up and I was wracking my brain trying to figure out what the hell they were on about. One was wearing a Mickey Mouse sweatshirt. I thought maybe they were chess players. It wasn’t until they took out their backgammon board and started playing on their table (while they considered dessert options of course) that I realized what was going on.

Redshirt

Thank you, Denver. If it was Steelers-Patriots, I don’t know if I could’ve survived that.

Sharkbait

Facebook is already insufferable with Brady Vs. Manning

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So why are you reading it?

Sharkbait

I noped the fuck out after the 3rd post.

Brocky

So I was kinda hoping that maybe Denver only used half a playbook this week because they knew steelers weren’t close to full strength, and didn’t want to give belichik that much to gameplan for.

Then I realized Gary Kubiak is not that fucking clever.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The game plan next week will attempt to feature receivers catching the ball.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
blaxabbath

Per ESPN, Broncos win.

Doktor Zymm

So, it’ll be horse team getting crushed next week. I kinda got sidetracked playing more Civ 5. I’m off to go play Venice on Deity difficulty. Whee!

Bloody Lethal

It’s official, the Rangers may never beat the Capitals AGAIN!

Sharkbait

Justin Williams might have had the easiest hat trick I’ve ever seen.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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indieguy

the video was better

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

When I pray to the Meteor gods they never send them. So next week I am rooting for both defenses to give career ending injuries to the opposing QB’s, then the Pats lose for some bullshit reason so their fans are unhappy.

fleshwound_NPG

Of course next week the NFL has the Mountain Time Zone game on at 3 EDT and the game in the Carolinas at 6.

Brick Meathook

PEYTON: Hey Eli, did you just see that? Ha!!!

ELI: Mom!!!!!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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blackroseMD1

Yay! Donks/Pats again!

/R. Budd Dwyer

Wakezilla

Game. Over.

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ThursdaySkyGoddess

The sliver of silver lining for me is that I don’t have to watch the Steelers lose to New England again.

Sill Bimmons

Pretty much.

King Hippo

The push is returned, and no home game for the Massholes and NO MOAR FARVENIS RECORDS!!!

fleshwound_NPG

RIP VEGAS +7

ThursdaySkyGoddess

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Stoopid puppies R stoopid

King Hippo

Wow, a coach who understands game and clock management. DESPITE BEING BLACK??

makeitsnowondem

Brock Osweiler should be on the hands team.

Wakezilla

Now that they’ve spiked the ball, kick the field goal!

Wakezilla

Now it’s close!

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Sill Bimmons

These idiots are going to get curb-stomped by the P*ts.

Enjoy your House Of Pain for now, IN COM PLETErs

Murderkill awaits next week.

fleshwound_NPG

Good news: Greatriots have to actually travel, and to a place where they usually fuck up

Bad news: BradyVsManningkkake Week XXXVIII, prepare thy anuses

King Hippo

oh, even I won’t turn the game on more than 5 minutes before kickoff.