Your Sunday Evening 2016 Pro Bowl ‘For God’s Sake Get A Life And Do Something More Worthwhile’ Live Blog

The best players in the NFL who aren’t playing in the Super Bowl, aren’t injured or at least aren’t pretending to be injured because they’ve already been to Hawaii and don’t feel like playing a 17th game of football this season, are at the Aloha Bowl in Hawaii tonight at 7 pm EST.  ESPN will show the game because they are contractually obligated to.  Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders picked teams who will try to play professional football without hurting anyone.  It will not work and the most entertaining aspect of the game will be checking out what uniform abominations we have this year and seeing if maybe Irvin will have a cocaine relapse on the sideline.

Your other options this evening are literally anything else.  Take the family out and set a foundation of goodwill for next Sunday, when you ignore them all day while watching the Superb Owl.

THIS PRO BOWL I CALL IT A ‘TIJUANA DONKEY SHOW’ BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW ANYONE WHO’S WATCHED AN ENTIRE GAME AND I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons
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laserguru

I’m in.

entropy

I kind of wonder if Bob Ross ever, in his darker moments, muttered all kinds of vicious shit about Thomas Kinkade and his stupid “Painter of Light” shit.

entropy

My favorite thing about living in the Southwest was watching big-ass storms come rolling at me. PA doesn’t give you the same kind of thing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Absolutely; storm are great in general, viewing them coming in from a good location. My favorite is lighting in the high desert.

*Hurricanes, tornadoes, etc. while awesome in power and physics are ones I don’t want a front row seat for.

laserguru

I lived in the high desert of California for many of my younger years. I remember watching these flash floods come sweeping over the top of the High Sierras and come sweeping towards you. You could see the rain bands from miles away and you knew. You just fucking knew you were gonna get washed out.
Weather in the desert with the smell of wet creosote and the sun breaking through in the rare patch of blue sky?

I ain’t religious but this is the type of shit that could convert a lesser man.

entropy

At this point I am now forcing myself to stay awake for The Venture Bros at Midnight.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Awake?

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Senor Weaselo

Is it over?

Croooow

Did it ever start?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

That was a lot funnier than it should have been.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

No, there’s no Kari, it’s just Adam and Jamie.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I still like blowing shit up without the insurance costs, but whatever keeps your noodle stiff.

Senor Weaselo

I’m excited for the finale. What are they going to blow up, more like what aren’t they going to blow up?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Maybe watch the tanker car implosion; impressive, even though it’s been done by companies…… just not on purpose and with a lot of OSHA paper work.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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makeitsnowondem

me: did you know there was a live-action grease production on the teevee

lady snow: who gives a shit

ballsofsteelandfury

She’s a keeper.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My wife is watching the live broadcast of Grease. I am watching Vanessa Hudgens.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/09/article-2112116-1216E521000005DC-220_634x847.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Tight question.

makeitsnowondem

Our simplest cat decided she wanted to watch the Pro Bowl with me, and now even she’s asleep.

makeitsnowondem

NaVorro Bowman came back not only from an ACL injury but from the deaths of the entire rest of his linebacking corps.

JustStopDude

Just got a call from my coworker who is suppose to relieve me from the factory. He was bugging me on where he could watch the Superbowl.

I explained he couldn’t. He mentioned maybe an expat bar. I said no…he would be expect to be at the factory working.

“On Sunday?!?”

This guy has worked for my company for three years and is JUST NOW learning how time zones work. This does explain his propensity for fucking calling me in the middle of the night when I am overseas.

I suspect that Tanaka-san will tell him to go away and that I am staying indefinitely the moment my coworker opens his mouth and inserts his foot.