In Super Bowl news, Broncs Safety Ryan Murphy (practice squad) has never heard of Eugene Robinson. Yeah that Eugene Robinson. Murphy was stung by a prostitution sting. The good news for Murphy, according to my understanding of bee stings is that it can only be done once and then the cop that arrested you dies. Way to protect that hive, worker cop. Asked for comment, the NFL Players Association said, “Why do you give us so much down time at night? It’s completely the Broncos and the NFL’s fault!” Apparently Megatron is retiring. As he leaves the city of Detroit via the Barry Sanders Memorial Off-Ramp, Martha Ford will ask a bewildered intern, “How many mules did we get for him and for how much?-this celery cap business is perplexing!” before easing herself into a hot tub filled with Gower Champion look-a-likes. It turns out that Kenny Stabler had the CTE. Absolutely no one familiar with the way the game was played in the 70’s is surprised.
The NHL’s markee (American spelling) game is Wings/Lightning. Make of that what you will. The NBA responds with a big bag of “We might do better tomorrow-we’re not sure…”. The college ball gives us #3 Nova, #4 Maryland, #5 Iowa, #6 Xavier, #7 Kansas, #9 UVA, #17 Miami, #21 Wichita State and #23 Arizona. Somebody is doing some heavy lifting…
I don’t know if anybody is returning to this thread today, but it seems last night’s insomnia has resulted in me writing a children’s book about this guy:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/5cea1c91eb02fb171d3163714117419f/tumblr_o211a8NvEb1uf51wyo1_1280.jpg
Hey all. Just got back from the hospital after my dad had to go in for surgery. BLUF: things went way better than expected, and the whole family is dealing pretty well with coming down from the emotional high wire act we were on the last week. Checking back in for some imaginary friend love and some dick jokes.
Yay! Best to you and Pops.
Hells man welcome back BFC.
Good to hear. Dick jokes for all!
Good to see, amigo. Toast to your old man, family, and yourself.
Thanks, gents. He can’t drink until they wean him off of massive narco doses, but I’ll break out the scotch for myself once he’s home from the hospital (hopefully tomorrow). And then I’ll fly back to DC and resume the banality of human existence.
Good to hear that everything went well.
Sorry for the premature publication again.
Goddamn that flyover time zone!
I love you space monkeys
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Every now and then, I go digging through old drawings just to see if anything inspires me on a second pass. This guy has inspired me some:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/9d4d63f48a1066984b40feb031c7e333/tumblr_o20c1uPLld1uf51wyo1_1280.jpg
Isn’t the answer always “Destroy Tokyo” for monsters?
About every fifteen iterations or so, it’s “FIGHT ROBOT VERSION OF MYSELF,” no matter who or what the monster is, where it is from, or what oddball, potentially planet-destorying powers it has.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/083f39c85c7448b02dc7b9ff6d417b8d/tumblr_o1se9iNQyV1rbrhnko1_400.gif
OK…time for a Deadwood ep and the bed time. Nite folks.
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http://daddytypes.com/archive/my_fist_rave_somethingawful.jpg
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I know, I know….oooh, ooooh….call on me.
You’ll need to raise your hand instead.
That’s not my hand.
But that is a very young, and possible even not yet legal (ohhhhhhhhh…shudders) Jennifer Connelly.
I think she was 19.
Ooooh. Sudden urge to rewatch Career Opportunities.
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPE!
Phenomena
Played ‘Jennifer Corvino’
If the bio is right, she was 15; I’m going to jail.
LMAO
*Unless we were married in Kentucky.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/27609e9132b2458d77a1da34c176edcf/tumblr_ml6n192hgl1qgu2gyo2_500.gif
Yup….still crushworthy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7-AUmiNcA
Easily one of my favorite episodes of Futurama is “Where the Buggalo Roam,” just for Bender’s “Wait for it. Yep, we’re boned,” and “DAMN YOU OLD MAN (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wwO502BjqE)!”
Also, Fry’s, “Hey, there’s that ‘barbeque’s over’ sound again.” Everything Zoidberg says, although the half-closed eyelids as he says, “I took the liberty of fertiizing your caviar for you” is up there as maybe on of the top five quotes from the whole series. I will argue this with anyone, at any time.
ANY. TIME.
I need to watch more Futurama.
I’ve watched enough to know the generals but I have failed to binge it properly.
That’s top 2. Along with The Amazonian Women episode.
“She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!”
“Death… by SNU SNU!!” followed by the “WOOOOO ehhhhhh WOOO ehhh” was such a great exchange in that episode.
God damn it, now I know how I’m wasting “Super Bowl Week.”
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Scruffy+the+janitor+comp+thought+i+d+try+out+this+whole_9dbea1_5438987.gif
http://www.funcage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pic1.jpg
mommy, bobby got into the whisky again…..
http://40.media.tumblr.com/75645d98bc2c3fb7592cd98430747c97/tumblr_n89hng8mXy1qzk2upo1_500.jpg
Yes, I have a huge crush on her for like a decade now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi7Yh16dA0w
She’s lovely.
Penance for my ignorance.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/a50b85cb6d80931910a30d6cf673763c/tumblr_mk6ftvzWMV1rj28rmo1_500.jpg
I want to be Carl when I grow up.
You know….minus the dying every episode.
Ignorance? You just had a brain fart…….
Yes, I’m old as fuck too.
http://www.thewackywongs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bookcovers7dolphins-e1364866052449.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDLiVwpv89s
Despite the fact that I know I am probably responsible for like 53% of this state’s reading, I love that xkcd made the state shape of PA a book in this image:
http://xkcd.com/1079/large/
LOL’ing at GA/Mizzou. I never noticed that before.
Neither had I, until I saw this.
Yes, I am taking every one of you along on this trip of pathetic I seem to be intent on taking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elp76GYNhbI
Time for some great R&B which has stood the test of time.
Nah…fuck that….
http://digitalcritic.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/rick-astely.gif
Yes, I am listening to that right now.
Don ‘t you judge me.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/507776d6eb637a062b888c4c63d5c5e5/tumblr_ngbua1Q4i61tplx8jo1_500.gif
Sadly…this version is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xSaaJYTKNY
If you saw my most recent ob the go playlist, you would know there is no judgement here.
Remember that time Rick Astley showed up on a Thanksgiving float and Rickrolled the entire nation?
“I can wait……”
http://49.media.tumblr.com/557e448600e78a21a0fabc3d4aa605f2/tumblr_mzwbyq123E1ste05mo1_400.gif
…the story of Larry Bird.
Ahhh, raw cookie dough…the most dangerous substance I can ingest at this age. Oh, Porky, you’ve done it again, you fat fuck.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/159f1839f846c56f39382fbcfe90d53e/tumblr_ngbua1Q4i61tplx8jo2_500.gif
That stuff really is like heroin.
I’ve bought tubes of it at the store knowing full well it would never get turned into real cookies.
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Hi there…and what’s your name?
I think you know…………..
Actually I do…but I dont…total brain fart. Been up for 18hours on 4 hours sleep. Help me out.
Who was one of Xmas Ape’s biggest crushes?
THAT’S Kordell Stewart?
http://45.media.tumblr.com/3b869dc193bdb2a0816766ed2a87aa7d/tumblr_o0bq9dkd9i1t3tdgoo2_400.gif
Arrrrrgh…my head parts mot work good now.
http://www.hdwallpaperscool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ann-margret-photo-desktop-hd-wallpaper-of-ann-margret.jpg
You will stab yourself in the hand with a fork:
Ann-Margret.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-baOlhmNXEpI/UbUG9v-p3wI/AAAAAAAAHso/GAKliV9TjHY/s640/Ann+Margret.jpg
Consider me stabbed. I wanted to say Natalie Wood even though I knew it wasn’t. If you had posted a gif of her dancing with Elvis I woulda got it though.
has she been drinking drugs?