[watching Logan’s Run on TCM]
You know which old sci-fi movie would have made a great porno? Logan’s Run. Michael York was a looker back in the day and Jenny “We are all of us in” Agutter was a transcendent beauty. As far as plot was concerned there’d be little difference. Same thing with wardrobe. I can see it now-“Bob Guccione’s Penthouse Productions, in association with A Bulging Silver Codpiece Joint presents “Caligula In Outer Space”. That’s a money-maker right there.
San Antonia and Miamia are giving all they got in the NBA tonight. The NHL (criteria as always is only winning teams playing t’udder ones) present LA/BOS, ANA/PHIL, TB/MTL, WASH/NASH, DAL/MIN and SJ/CHI. Tonight might be termed “Ranked Teams Overkill” in college ball. #10 Track Pants You looks to hand # 6 Kansas another L. #8 MSU tackles #18 Purdue (how did they get so high so fast?) in a…what is it called?…a Big @!*NGT contest. On top of all this, other numbered squads on the hardwood include #2 Maryland, #19 Dayton, #12 Miami, #25 Wichita, # 7 Virginia, # 9 UNC [spits on floor] # 5 Xavier (haven’t seen this team yet, if you have-do they deserve this ranking or are they beating up on punks?) # 1 Nova and 17-6, #22 ranked Kentucky. Six losses and they’re still ranked? C’MON!!!
They put all the black people in the front. All three of em!
I knew Yahoo! was going into the shitter as is, but it’s interesting to see Marissa Mayer is expediting that process.
Correct me if I wrong, but Alibaba shares are the only thing keeping them afloat?
This is correct. That’s why they cancelled plans to spin off the holding company.
BTW folks technically Bill could be VP. The 22nd Amendment only discussed folks who were elected as President and he would be elected to be VP. Also all the 12th amendment did was set age and nationality requirements not term limits.
Fine, I’ll vote for her if Bill is the VP. He’ll have her killed the first week.
Who, Paula Jones?
From Josh Marshall (a thoughtful, intelligent pundit) at TPM:
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump-won-everything
“One thing to note about this result is that Donald Trump got more than a win here. He got almost the best overall result he could possibly have hoped for. Second place is taken by someone who will have a very, very hard time getting traction in more conservative GOP electorates – Kasich. The race to be the anti-Trump is totally muddled and uncertain. There’s a decent chance that Rubio will come in fifth after an embarrassing debate goof. I won’t say his campaign is over. But this is a major, major setback that I personally doubt he can recover from. The debate goof was a thing in itself. This shows he paid a big price politically. That makes it much worse in terms of how potential supporters evaluate his strengths as a candidate.
Donald Trump needs a big field to dominate with 30% to 35%. He’ll have it for a while to come. Everybody down to maybe even Christie can look at this result and say, ‘Why should I get out?’ Kasich isn’t going to be the nominee. And there’s a big anti-Trump constituency out there. So maybe it could be me? Why not? The simple truth is that Trump clobbered everyone pretty much equally. So why should anyone drop out?”
Yeah I agree… there is too many clowns out there. Cruz/Bush/Rubio/Kasitch are all playing chicken right now. If they want to beat Trump they will have to consolidate. But the strategy now is playing for a brokered convention.
I totally disagree on Kasich. Sure, he needed a strong showing to even stay in the race, but now he’s the next anointed as the anti-Trump, and that will sustain him through the southern states.
He’s going to get all sorts of national media exposure as the “rational” Republican, contrasting with Trump’s “pussy” remarks. If Jeb and/or Rubio drop out anytime soon, Kasich will be THE establishment choice. Which means lots and lots of money.
I wish Republicans were more aware that Trump is no friend of liberty. His eminent domain record is appalling.
There have been a lot of right-leaning publications (National Review and The American Conservative are two) who have really skewered Trump and rightfully so.
Why would Hispanic Americans hear a knock at the door?? If they’re Hispanic Americans then they’re legal citizens…
Has anyone else noticed the throwbacks the Ice Rams are wearing this evening?
http://www.gamewornauctions.net/images/products/ef10c968f522016c.jpg
Better version. Spectacular; they’re an affront to the eyes. I want 5 of them.
http://www.gamewornauctions.net/images/products/ef10c968f522016c.jpg
Damn right click errors…
http://nhl.frgimages.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productImages/_2043000/ff_2043594_xl.jpg
Pajama tops! If they wore a grey and black jersey with that logo, I’d buy that shit in a heartbeat.
Imma watch some Rogie Vachon clips now.
3 Ice Stampeders were scratched tonight for being wicked hungovah at practice yesterday. Good hustle boys.
Out partying with Johnny Drunkball last night?
that seems like it would be standard protocol in ice footbaw (showing up drunk and/or hungover)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0nltDM0A1qdw8oko1_500.gif
Legally could Bill Clinton run as Hillary’s VP?
I think the answer is no because he wouldn’t be eligible to run for a full term on his own (and would be next in the line of succession). The VP has to meet same qualifications as President.
This is correct.
Bill doesn’t run, he humps.
So what are calling the St. Louis ice football team? The ice Billikens?
Simmons and Leonard are one hell of a duo on the fast break.
S.E. Cupp might be the best part of CNN.
I’d hate-fuck her.
She’s so fucking stupid I can’t even stand to look at the face.
/her face
MotherFUCK I’ve been horrible on the typos lately!
I used to watch her occasionally on Fox’s 3 am acid trip show Red Eye circa 2008-10 or so, but she left for Glenn Beck Land and I haven’t really seen her since.
The WVU point guard is very follically challenged, bet he gets no tail on campus.
You referring to Devin Williams? The guy with the rec specs?
No the bald point guard. I respect the sideshow Bob looking centre.
If his sister goes to WVU, he probably gets all the tail he wants.
Trump voter said he voted for him because Mexico keeps building cars in Mexico
Better than Mexico building cars in China no?
Green is looking like his old self. Fast, controlled release with less sway.
so this happened….. Lol
Conan Obrien opening jokes for The NFL Honors: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3SuVLiFkos
Rexy and Robby seemed to enjoy it.
If I am not mistaken, this is the same lovely lass who banged the werewolf in American Werewolf in London. She’s cute.
NO FUCKING FOUL WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK
I mean…had to be something, right?
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jack1.gif
Generally, I like the let ’em play attitude, especially on an end of game sequence….but Jeebus. That had to be called.
ACC Officiating, everybody!!!!
Yeah, quite emblematic of ACC refs in general. They didn’t EXPECT it, so they just kinda held their dicks.
Wow Rubio got stomped.
Hey now, Herman Cain says 9.9 is a righteous place to be!
hngh
PROTIP: Trading baskets when you’re down seven isn’t a good strategy.
Then that fucking shit.
GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
damn it, was pulling for yinz guys.
oh noes, they done tipped it in they own net
LOOKIT PITT!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I wish Pop was my grandpa
So Carly and Ben need to bow out after this right? I mean they are both too dense to know they are beat. Sadly Jeb still has the money to go longer.
Bow out? Not while there is money to make.
Ben’s gone. His campaign is in shambles and the money is drying up.
Carly has some money behind her yet. She’ll stay in long enough to position herself as VP candidate.
I would bet a lot of money that just about whoever the GOP nominate, she’ll be the VP pick. She’s the only legit attack dog to go after Clinton.
Honestly putting Carly on as Veep would kill me voting for that ticket. She has no support and she just flat out lies about everything. Hell her “I like to spend time with my husband line” All I could think is what which one the one you cheated on with a nother married guy or that guy whom you married? She has no credibility all she can do is trick dumb as hick ladies into thinking shes some kind of Feminist. The best quote about Carly is “Its not that you got fired by HP its that no one else would hire you afterwards” that and also under her leadership HP sold laptops to terrorists.
PITT 58 — 63 MIA
Fucked.
Goddammit.
nah, man. 2-9. THAT is fucked!!
Ah, the theory of relativity.
We are relatively more fucked than you are.
I like it.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_of7mShM5N1g/TKJSfutrCJI/AAAAAAAACEo/2jT8wMiRkPY/s1600/jenny-agutter-logans-run.jpg
If there’s one brand of schadenfreude I can never get enough of, it’s rich people failing schadenfreude.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/markets/2016/02/09/sears-fall-costs-its-hotshot-ceo-fortune/80058216/
“No one else is feeling the pain as much as Lampert, a hotshot hedge fund manager who orchestrated a merger of Sears with Kmart in the mid-2000s to create Sears Holdings. Lampert attempted to use the retailer’s cash flow as an engine to power his hedge fund business.
…
Sears shares are tanking again Tuesday after the retailer warned the fourth quarter of last year was worse than expected and plans to shutter stores would be accelerated. Shares are down $1.16, or 7%, to $15.57 Tuesday creating a brutal 81% decline in the stock in five years.”
It’s almost like smashing together two companies with no idea of how to position themselves in the market was a terrible fucking idea.
as a liberal Demmycrat, I know exactly fuckall about business or finance…but JEEBUS even I could tell you that was going straight down the shitter.
Also, comparing this dude to Warren Buffet is a crock of shit because Buffet doesn’t appoint himself CEO and micromanage the fuck out of everything.
Oh, and it would not possible for me to pull my money out of a company fast enough if I heard its leader’s philosophy was inspired by Atlas Shrugged. JOHN GALT’S SOCIETY ONLY WORKS BECAUSE OF A TECHNOLOGY THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE, YOU NITWITS.
Yeah, but that K-Mart “I shipped my pants” commercial was funny.
Fun fact: The guy who came up with that campaign used to work for my former employer and was not allowed to do anything edgy like that until Sears snared him.
They have talent working up there, but the company is so poorly structured and has no value proposition.
CNN trying to convince Bloomberg to run.
Goddamn, isn’t one asshole billionaire running enough?
Evening Folks!
YEAH PITT WOO
PREMATURE WOO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Chris Christie did one good thing and that was demolish Rubio in the debate.
And Fuck Fox news for calling it a tight race for number 2 When Kasich is a head by 4 points.
/ Sorry not Sorry im a Kasich supporter
All of the candidates after Trump probably were probably bunched really close together in the exit polls and 11% of votes counted can’t separate them yet.
THEY EXIST!
Fuckity fuck. I wanted Kasich to do no better than 4th.
He must not get traction. Because as the “moderate” in the field, if he gains momentum and gets on the ticket–or worse, gets the nomination–we’re fucked. He’s the lone Republican who could beat Clinton.
He won’t. He offended a Koch trophy wife with his remarks about helping teh poors. No way would a Trump or a Cruz put him on the ticket.
The way the GOP allocates delegates, “red” states get way more. And it’s an “anger” election for the base.
My Voting decision tree right now is Kasich or voting Democrat
I understand people disagree with my on political issues, but what draws you to Kasich?
He’s passed more abortion restrictions than any other state. He takes credit for an economic recovery that is better attributed to policies at the national level and the programs put in motion by his (Democrat) predecessor. He’s loosened environmental protections, tanked a clean energy initiative that was creating jobs, cut income taxes for the wealthy while subjecting a host of services to a sales tax that disproportionately hits the working classes, berated cops for doing their jobs (ticketing him when he was speeding), and tried to make it so public employees couldn’t collectively bargain.
He’s no fuckin’ moderate. He just acts like one in public.
Kasich I think would put America first. Like Sanders I dont agree with all of his policies but I also don’t think he would lead us into an unnecessary war and work on fixing things not on dismantling them.
I dunno. “Least bad of the lunatics” is the best thing I can say about Kasich.
I’d rather have Romney than any of the current field.
I’d rather have McCain (the 2008 version, not the somewhat principled 2000 version) than any of the above.
Though, gun to my head, I think I’d rather have Kasich than GWB. OK, I see your point.
“Kasich: Not as bad as Bush” has a ring to it.
Personally Id rather see them go Cruz or Trump and hopefully burn this shity idea that conservatism works down with it.
He seems to have common sense, and the ability to think for himself. I mean, that’s SOMETHING. In an executive capacity, actually quite a lot.
BUT RUBIO HAD MOMENTUM COMING OUT OF IOWA!
Christ, I’ll bet if you strip specific nouns from political commentary it would be indistinguishable from ex-jock sports commentary in its utter meaninglessness.
Rubio’s in 5th!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
I think the best part of watching election coverage is the mostly garbage commentary.
No, candidates leaving the GOP race probably doesn’t benefit Trump because he’s already cornered the market on dunderheads who are won over by loud proclamations and those voters will probably head for a candidate that doesn’t inspire terror in the party establishment. A single candidate to oppose Trump is probably bad for him.
yes, the bigger the clown car, the happier the (nazi) clown.
I sometimes wonder if talking heads on TV put aside their reasoned, nuanced, and insightful thoughts and just blather whatever stupid shit will get them invited back.
There’s no way any (former) political operatives wouldn’t come to the same conclusion you just did. Except if they say that, it won’t be dramatic or controversial.
It’s nothing but brainfarts to fill time. In reality, you can’t talk about this shit for very long before treading every path, so people just make up shit.
YUP!
Subway is making Sandwishes come true.
Meanwhile, Jared is wishing he hadn’t succumbed to his basest Sandurges.
Does anyone else remember the Logan’s Run tv series?
Logan’s Bun?
Logan’s Rump?
Loose Ann’s Rump?
So no one else is huffing glue and watching the New Hampshire results on CNN?
DON’T YOU FUCKERS CARE ABOUT DEMOCRACY?!?!
You spelled kleptocracy wrong.
Also plutocracy.
I love how the people of New Hampshire think of themselves as a maverick batch of thinkers when they picked the dumbest, lowest common denominator candidate.
You spelled Iowa wrong?
Iowans don’t consider themselves as “independent” thinkers.
Mavericks!
http://www.msnbc.com/sites/msnbc/files/2013/03/fey_as_palin_0.jpg
Pepperidge Farms remembahs!
Kansas has more conference titles in the last eleven years than regular season losses at home.
Eleven Big 12 titles, a home record of 200-10. That is utterly insane.
U*NC somehow gets Boston College TWICE, sandwiched around their two-game losing streak.
Cheaters DO win, it seems.
These conferences are creating such competitive imbalances when they add so many teams and can’t play any sort of round-robin.
Purdue has doubled up on Michigan State with 5 left in the half.
Dan Dakich is almost as annoying as Vitale. See murder note below.
There’s going to be a riot in Lawrence, Kansas.. these refs are calling everything.
Glad someone else noticed. That plus Huggy making this game ugly as hell may just add up to a W for your fellas.
I don’t see it. I think KU will have a 4-9 point lead the entire game. Just close enough to get emotionally invested, only to be crushed by the eventual outcome.
The Mountaineer Way!
So far away from the ocean, yet that arena always manages SO MUCH SAND inside SO MANY VAJAYJAYS.
WEIRD!!!!
/sorry, WCS, can’t watch unless you get ahead. Vitale is on. I really would murder him if I wouldn’t face prosecution for it.
There’s no way Aria can pull chartreuse. Not with that patterned skirt anyway. ??
Watching lax practice inside. My kid has cross checked 2 of his teammates.
Making friends the Fozz way.
I’ll teach your kid to fucking kill.
I was crease attack for a D-1 program for an entire quarter.
Crease attack? That sounds like something I use to pleat my khakis.
Dick Vitale? God damn it.
That guy is worse that industrial grade cancer
/still can’t figure out the ice robot that tried to kill them with a gun
You know the old “put on an old coat, find some money in a pocket-total bonus” thingy? I just put on a pair of jammers that I hadn’t worn in quite some time and found a $20.
I swear I’ve never gone anywhere in my pyjamas. I don’t get it…I’ll take it, but I don’t get it.
I have started driving in my slippers sometimes. I would get arrested if’n I drove in my pyjamas, if you know what I mean.
That will be a hell of a mugshot.