Your “Thank God It’s” Friday Night Open Thread

Huzzah! It’s our first not-football weekend. Perhaps ‘huzzah’ isn’t the word that’s appropriate here. Perhaps we should do something about this circumstance. Maybe we should let our feelings be known-I know! Let’s #OccupyNFLHeadOffice! I can see it now…[screen goes all swirly]

Us: “WE WANT MORE FOOTBALL!”

Media: “More football means a lot more injuries to the players. Is that what you want?”

Us: [huddles together, whispers among ourselves, breaks out of huddle] “WE WANT LESS FOOTBALL! YEAH, THAT’S WHAT WE MEANT!”

Media: “So you want less games to watch?”

Us: “YES!, UH, GOD NO! [huddles together again, breaks out of huddle] WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE REALLY WANT. CAN WE GET SOME SORT OF RESET OVER HERE?”

Media: “Too Late!” [scribbles furiously about the NFL doing the best it can despite its fan-base being a bunch of goobers that don’t know what the hell they want, when in fact many are torn with respect to the game they love]

WE GOT GOLF, PEOPLES! The 2nd round of the Pebble Beach Pro-Am is on. Junior ball pits #19 Dayton against 14-10 URI. #23 USC versus 13-11 ASU and 13-10 UCLA/#17 Arizony are also on the tube. Ice sports-wise we’re looking at LA/NYR, PIT/CAR, COL/DET, NASH/TB and STL/FLA. If there’s anything else out there worth a looky-loo spill in the comments below. TYPE LIKE YOU’VE ALWAYS TYPED BEFORE!

 

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Other than my one cheat to open a Danielle Panabaker search I have stuck with it. This is apparently from Mad Men which I should have stuck with if I knew this scene would happen. (I am actually fine with my decision to give up on that show)

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entropy

That show sucked. I don’t care what anyone says.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It was one of the best shows on television, but like you I couldn’t get into it enough to watch it for more than a few episodes total, and I gave it a shot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

I dunno, Kirk Hammet looks like everyone’s weird Aunt that only shows up at Thanksgiving for the free food.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

True dat…..

/wipes stuff from shirt

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*stuffing

**Joke killer

WCS

entropy

Aaaaaaaaand everyone has passed the fuck out.

GO TEAM INSOMNIA!!

WCS

Don’t know if I’m going to sleep tonight. Weird, bad/good day. Let’s party.

entropy

Sorry to hear the day was bad and weird. I have a tumbler full of whiskey, six beers, one more NYF Root Beer, and I’ve taken some melatonin. Let’s see what happens next!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bill Cosby?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I will always be up later than you, just maybe not posting. I get far too little sleep

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“?resize=470%2C334”

Best joke I’ve had all night.

Sill Bimmons
WCS

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh, shit. I meant to ask this much earlier. I have to resoder the screw piece (that connects the lampshade) onto the top of that stupid metal bar that is around the lightbulb. Any one have tips on how to do it without 3-4 hands? I can soder fine, just don’t know how to set it up to make it the 30 second job it should be.

WCS

Unsurprised

Good night.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A pleasant night’s journey to you, sir.

Sill Bimmons

If a YouTube person is still around please post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekQ1RTmzBc

WCS

entropy

I still have beer and company. Dafuq?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That is why I will spend time here. You can’t steal my my whiskey and I can just leave you by closing a tab

entropy

I haven’t left home, my company is just nearly passed out. Ive got hours to go before I sleep.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep
And we have miles to go before we sleep.

Sill Bimmons

By the way, do not let anyone convince you that Donald Trump wants to be president..

SonOfSpam

Nah, he just wants to watch the world burn. And get lots and lots of attention.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well damn….2am on the right coast.
I think I need 2 sleep.
Thanks for an enjoyable night of musicalz memory lane gents.

SonOfSpam

To sleep, perchance to dream.

By that I mean, I hope you have nice wet dreams about Debbie Harry.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
SonOfSpam

Hey fellas, just checking in. Kinda drunk, kinda happy to be alive. Know what I mean?

You all take care, and let’s all have a bitchin non-football weekend.

WCS

Pantsload of music. RIDE OR DIE.

SonOfSpam

Fuckin. A.

Was getting sentimental to some Wilco earlier, but I can rawk if you want. The Darkness, for example.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

AR YUA SHER THERE AINT MOAR PITCHERS YALL MUSTA GOT AT LEAST TWENNY PITCHERS UP

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WCS

FACKIN PITCHAHS AHN CAHTCHAS REPOHT IN AHH WEEK FACKIN’ SAWX RUHL YOUAH MUHHTAHHFUCKAHHS

Sill Bimmons

NAWT ZACTLY BUT WHADDAFUCK

theeWeeBabySeamus

Give it a chance…just listen…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EegO_kvasPM

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s right, my tastes gotz range…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-cbOl96RFM

WCS

This was wifey and I’s first dance song. Along with about 40 billion others.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was watching The Flash and Danielle Panabaker looked hot so I cheated on my rules and opened a new search

http://i.imgur.com/lPRZXE9.gif

Unsurprised

I’ll need to catch up, but I remember reading something a few months ago about how DC and the CW were trying to fuck over her character’s creator for royalties. I think it got worked out thanks to fan outrage, but who knows.

Anyway, she looks good in body makeup, too.

http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2015/10/24/killer-frost-01.jpg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I didn’t hear that, but I will look into it

She looks hot as hell as Killer Frost.

My accompanying pic from the same scene as before. I am fine with that

http://i.imgur.com/42Xh7Un.gif

Wakezilla

She’s fine as hell as Killer Frost

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Being black and queer in a time when either could get you “disappeared” in a lot of places.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxNSvFMkag
One of the original rockers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

My mistake: the kid is really “Sugar Chile” Robinson was born Frank Robinson in 1938 in Detroit. A child prodigy at the age of two, he worked with Lionel Hampton

Unsurprised

“He stopped recording in 1952 to concentrate on academics.”

What a shame.

Unsurprised

I should watch Predator.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

John LYNCH was a good player.

WCS

Unsurprised

My brother was thinking about selling an old camera, but either if he kept it or sold it he was like “I can say that I shot [insert a specific model’s name here]’s boobs on this.”

Rough life.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, you can’t put a price on sentimentality.

Unsurprised

Especially since she’s never been shot topless.

Sill Bimmons

I left a camera like this on a table in an open-air mart in Moscow for the want of $50.

That was the fucking ex-wife.

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Unsurprised

Damn women.

WCS

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I will counter that with a still not even opening a new search Alison Brie

http://oi44.tinypic.com/ilytua.jpg

Sill Bimmons

SO MANEE MAOR PITCHERS HERS A NICE TUNE FUCK YUO EMBED GWADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekQ1RTmzBc

Sill Bimmons

ITS BACH

Unsurprised

I see your Rachel Bilson Wonder Woman and raise you a Kelly Brook Wonder Woman.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I would have to sample both before making ANY kind of decision.

Porky Prime

Consider me raised.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I am doubling down on this image at this point.

Unsurprised

They were offering samples of a local distillery (Indio Spirits) at Tilt tonight and the rye and the Canadian whisky/rye blend were both incredibly smooth and tasty.

Unsurprised

What the shit

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bruce Wayne after overdoing samples of a local distillery…….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sounds good, man.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit…gotta go yank it again.

Porky Prime

LET’S GET SHITTY UP IN HEAH

https://youtu.be/BfCz7Hfxims

WCS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh dear lord…Heather Graham could make me do bad things.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We played Chris Issak a while ago.

Sill Bimmons

SPEED UP THERES MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH PITCHERS ON TEH INTERNETS WE MIGHT NOT GET THEMS ALL HERE ON TIME WOOPS

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Sill Bimmons

I’ll decline to go inside the reasons THANKYEWVERYMUCH

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I will not do any more searches, but if I still have a tab open I might post a pic if I accidentally click over there. From the Gillian search I thought I had closed. I had a bunch of tabs open and I lost it before

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Alison-Brie-GIF-050.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Porky Prime

Johnny Rivers is still touring. I wish I’d seen him last time out here…never know when the last time might be.

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

I fully expect that this one will earn me some scorn. Don’t care….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g03JgYdf45I

WCS

Well, you’re right about that…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Did you NOT hear me say I don’t care…LMAO.

Porky Prime

MTWV reminded me of my absolute favorite thing Beck ever did, the Hell Yes 8-bit Remixes.
http://youtu.be/Q2y23-4z4jc

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

And, shit, if nothing gets you on board for a three-day coke bender, nothing will.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh shit, since I already had found it and seem to not have posted it, one more Rachel Bilson. It has been used before but I like it

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Well now I posted it twice

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh shit, since I already had found it and seem to not have posted it, one more Rachel Bilson. It has been used before but I like it

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Cake – Short skirt, long jacket (might be done for tonight for songs, still gonna be around for a bit longer)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0

WCS

WCS

I haven’t smoked in over a decade, don’t do hard drugs, but, this song might be one of them to reintroduce myself to.

WCS

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
WCS