Is this a Catch?

Free agency has exploded with the force of a thousand overpaid contracts, but there’s one newcomer to the league that hit the scene as an undrafted free agent this week. And what a debut it was, with an incredible catch. OR WAS IT?

It’s up to us, Commentist Party. Is this a Catch?

I won’t even bother breaking this down! Such a blatant and unrepentant use of Stickum in a game time situation! He even used it to partially disable his opponent. This is clearly not a legal catch, the Ginger Hammer is certain to come down hard upon this cheating cheater. Clearly, due to the blatant illegality of it, THIS IS NOT A CATCH.

And why the mask?! What is his true identity?

Is it the Dongslinger, coming back out of retirement in a new position, looking to sling webs of Stickum instead? Jerry Rice Jr. having mastered his father’s techniques? Regardless of who this flashy new defender is, I assume the Patriots have already signed him.