Boy, that was a long title, wasn’t it? Anyhoo, our good buddy Upstate Underdog set up a Group for DFO over at the ESPN site for all of us to join and show our shortcomings. The information is below:
Group name: DOOR FLIES OPEN!
Password: dfo2016
Everyone join the party and we may, JUST MAY, have prizes for the winner just like we did for the DFO Prediction Contests earlier this year. Tell you what, since Moose traded in his booze winnings for a nice original drawing by entropy (a wise choice indeed), I will put that up for the winner of this contest. Whoever wins will get a fine bottle of their choice of fine liquor shipped to them by me. Good luck, y’all!
And now, feel free to discuss the shortcomings of the Selection Committee:
Man, St. Joe’s got buttfucked like a Catholic school boy.
Well, their #1 IS Oregon…
I’m as sure of Cuse getting in as I am that a tornado sounds like a train…
https://youtu.be/zE8oOfWocVc
Wait, AND Oregon gets one of the play-in 16s? In theory wouldn’t that make them one of the two top seeds? What kind of bullshit is that?
I’m getting “TRUSTED” commercials. HELP ME
Then, thank fuck, HERE COMES HillyBob!!!! <3
“Because Daddy went to art school.”
WHAT A FAGGOT AMIRITE!?
Some bold choices there by Chuck B.
Chalk all the way through.
and he thought/rambled a good 3 minutes over each pick.
Charles Barkley is so high.
He seems like a pill guy, no?
Thunderstorm rolls thru, I lose signal. Thanks DirecTV and Obama.
I know KU is #1 overall, beyond that I got nuthin’.
Guess I’ll scroll back and read.
/bonus….comments here are Clark Kellogg free.
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Epic.
Is this a Tim and Eric sketch?
Hey uh you guys left me on Yeah Right’s pity party over there.
Figures. We have a party and I’m stuck in this damn locker.
Philly Big 5 is going to get three teams in the field, and I’d pay good money to see a Round of 32 match-up of Nova-Temple.
Fight…fight…fight.
Come this fall to CBS, America’s new hit sitcom, Charles Barkley sucks at technology.
I like Bill Self. He’s managed to keep kids around-Wayne Seldon Jr. has been with the program for 6 years and Perry Ellis is on his ninth.
/that said, Kansas can go fuck itself
To be fair, his cologne isn’t selling well.
You can graduate any time you want, but you can never leave.
/Shows self out
//…Fuck. No pun intended either.
ENOUGH TALK
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/b/b6/Bmhag-colt3.jpg/400px-Bmhag-colt3.jpg
The guys shooting basketballs in the background suck.
I like had an ESPN account a long ass time ago…that I used maybe once…and not cannot remember what the fuck the password is for.
So I will just…something something…fart joke…
And now Bill Self will tell us everything he knows about winning in March.
“Try not to play Northern Illinois”
OMG you guys know like so much about the basketballing!
http://cdn4.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jennifer-lawrence-fangirling-whoalawrence.gif
#65thComment #LastOneIn
There’s 68 in the tournament now, joke’s on you!
/The First Four should not count as the first round.
//Lukewarm at best taek
Either this year or next, it quits being “first round” and is “preliminary” or something like that. I swear I read that last Smarch.
I would love to rail pills with Barkley.
It’s about fucking time. Every time I see the first two rounds as “Second and Third Rounds” bad thoughts come into my head. I don’t even know about what, but bad things.
Other things that anger me that way are things like how this tournament, you know, March Madness, ends in April. Also how the World Series now ends in November.
How high is Lil Wayne for these Galaxy commercials?
Why limit it to the commercials?
Hawaii will beat Cal, they SUCK. Maryland vastly underseeded and could give KS a game. This is early front-runner for Bracket of Death.
#10 Temple over #7 Iowa could be trendy upset pick.
I’d take that in a heartbeat.
An 11/6 is the minimum to qualify as an upset in Hippo’s book.
Hippo’s book is the Necromicon.
It’s great to keep in the loo ,, ppl forget that
“Wichita State-Vanderbilt can’t be in Wichita like I said because it wouldn’t be neutral? WEIRD.” -PK
Vandy getting in spells serious trouble for Syracuse and Michigan.
Wichita wasn’t even on my radar to get in. Ruh roh indeed.
Monmouth is going to get fucked…HARD.
King Rice has always been a Grade A douchebag, so HAHA!
Vanderbilt-Wichita in a play-in?
You have my attention Committee.
IRONICALLY WICHITA WOULD NOT BE A NEUTRAL SITE IN THIS CASE
GO SHOCKERS
Man, Nova got BONED
Kids who go to UNC — Asheville have the right idea.
Anyone else nauseous at the luxury theater Kansas had for the basketball team?
Ah, memories.
UCONN not only gets in, but very safely. Smarch Madness in the locker.
“THE FLY IS OPEN! GO PEAY!
See ya later Austin Peay
See ya later UCONN
There are more country music award shows than Cromartie children.
Name five music genres more circle-jerky than country. You can’t.
Barkley is just wingin’ it, right?
Isn’t he always?
If by that you mean he not only hasn’t prepared but is shoveling chicken wings into his mouth every second the camera isn’t on him then yes.
In fairness, I’d do that too.
If UCONN gets a 7 seed I’m picking them to win the whole damn thing.
/they will not do this.
Hey, just remember what happened the last time they unexpectedly won their conference tournament.
I just got back from seeing 10 Cloverfield Lane. Not going to say much, but it met my expectations and is worth seeing in theatres.
Now come on and get in SDSU!
’twas a good’un. Glad we saw it.
Does John Goodman collapse from total heart failure? Because I keep expecting that to happen in every movie he does.
I’m sure the thought crossed his mind.
I’m sure it’ll be in the gag and clutch his chest reel.
No Michigan State 1 seed?
Oregon a #1? THE WHOLE TOURNAMENT IS A JOKE!
1/10 Would Not Seed.
http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/files/2013/02/ORItsAlwaysSUnnyinDetroit3.jpg
Oregon?!
Obviously the Selection Committee is in the pocket of Big Nike.
This is probably more true than this joke implies.
I don’t see a joke here at all.
PHIL KNIGHT ILLUMINATI BLARG
http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//oregon-141.jpg
Poor Papouli.
He died as he lived — as series of 1s an 0s in an old BASIC computer game.
C’mon Cuse-I’d love to see you lose a play-in game!
I still like writing in the teams by hand as they are announced. It irritates me that I now have to print a blank bracket, as opposed to just cutting one out of the Sunday paper (they quit carrying it a few years back).
/shakes fist at cloud
Jesus christ.
What are you, like 80?
only in SPIRIT
What a lazy millennial, just buy your own printing press and make your own newspaper bracket!
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/SNP56-II-Automatic-newspaper-printing-press_60122719041.html?spm=a2700.7724857.29.3.yrKr6D&s=p
WCS Projected No. 1 & 2 seeds:
#1s
Kansas (No. 1 overall)
1. Michigan State (Izzo is a sorcerer; there’s no other way to describe it)
UNC (guh)
UVa
#2s
Villanova
Oregon
Xavier
Oklahoma
SELECTION SUNDAE IS THE BEST
The cousinfuckers deserve the #2 ahead of Boomer Sooner, but I get more upset points (in my office pool) if’n youse a #3 so I’m all for it.
Oregon stole it. I would say that this is total bullshit but I have no idea if this is true or not.
It is. The Pac 12 eats all the ass.
Interesting, I would have thought a gif of someone squealing would be more associated with West Virginia.
The only thing I know about college basketball is that if Pitt does make it in they’re not beating anybody.
LIAR!
/they could play Syracuse
I see we’re dick-stepping threads again. Anyone mind if I take down the one with no comments on it?
DO IT!
I’m okay with that, but, it’s also not my post.
Scotchnaut wrote and gave permission so ’tis been deleted. I am drunk with power. Hopefully I can remedy that soon with beer.
Oh Shit!
#THREADPACOLYPSENOW
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Oopsies!
Statement win by the Ice Stillers today.
This isn’t Sid, Geno and the Chucklefucks anymore.
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I love college basketball, this is my Christmas morning. I won my office pool in 2008, ’09, and 2011. Naturally, I’ll come in dead last.
No Bruins, no Anteaters, why bother?
/watches every second of every game
BTW, I know fuck all about college basketball this season, so my entry will be purely based on what the old ladies in the office think. You have been warned of my eventual victory.