Boy, that was a long title, wasn’t it? Anyhoo, our good buddy Upstate Underdog set up a Group for DFO over at the ESPN site for all of us to join and show our shortcomings. The information is below:
Group name: DOOR FLIES OPEN!
Password: dfo2016
Everyone join the party and we may, JUST MAY, have prizes for the winner just like we did for the DFO Prediction Contests earlier this year. Tell you what, since Moose traded in his booze winnings for a nice original drawing by entropy (a wise choice indeed), I will put that up for the winner of this contest. Whoever wins will get a fine bottle of their choice of fine liquor shipped to them by me. Good luck, y’all!
And now, feel free to discuss the shortcomings of the Selection Committee:
Stony Brook could beat Kentucky, too.
Why are there two play-in games in the same region?
San Diego State really got fucked over.
Damn, they really did. Hopefully going to school in San Diego and fucking San Diego girls will give them some comfort.
Those poor bastards.
The San Diego beer scene sucks too.
Wife picked up a 24 pack of various Ballast Point beers at Costco a couple days ago. Haven’t even touched the Sculpins yet and I’ve still been in beer heaven.
I was disappointed in the Pineapple version but the Grapefruit is just fucking phenomenal.
Agree. I think expected mouthgasms from the pineapple, so being “pretty good” was disappointed. The grapefruit is really spectacular.
If you get the chance try “Wipeout” IPA from Port Brewing in North County San Diego. Nice and hoppy but with a great level of carbonation.
Love it.
My soon to be father in law keeps saying EYEtalian, as we are headed to a restaurant this evening and I am doing my damndest not to laugh. He does always bring a case of wine when he comes over so there is that.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/can’t believe it
Boeheim knows where too many bodies are buried.
Damn, Gottlieb just went boobpoop all over your boys…
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Why would he be shitting on a team that lost 5 of their last 6? smgdh…
Between this and the GOP primary, been a good year for OrangeMen.
I have to admit I’m enjoying Doug Gottlieb shitting on the committee.
I agree, no team who lost to St. John’s should be in the Dance. Fuck Cuse.
Holy shit, Syracuse not only in, but in very safely.
Iowa St/Iona could be good.
UVA got Sparty in their region AGAIN.
That could be a 12-5 upset. Don’t trust anyone from Indiana.
One of the Red Raiders seems to be having trouble keeping his hands off his Little Red Raider.
Really glad Texas Tech got in.
FUcking insanely close finish for the Phoenix race. 0.01 sec difference between 1st and 2nd. Kevin Harvick with the win.
Deadspin has the whole bracket posted if anyone wants to skip the rest of this nonsense.
Skip nonsense by GOING to deadspin? Now I’ve heard everything!
Stephen F. Austin is coached by a former Huggs assistant, Michigan is coached by former WVU head man John Beilein, and Huggs and Calipari have coached against each other six times in the Tournament. I don’t know what any of that means, but it’s WEIRD. MAYBE.
Another Coach Cal/King of Track Suits regional final?
But have they played in Wichita?
THE CRUCIBLE OF NEUTRALITY
I see Michigan and Tulsa double-teamed Monmouth.
Huh. Normally guys are double-teaming your MomsMouth.
WHY CAN’T I BE THIS FUNNY
TIME TO KILL SOME LUMBERJACKS
Get your Dexter memes ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Npi6PccBk
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10 seed.
Meh.
Xavier’s not so hot. Beats being opposite Sparty…
…and Sill goes nuclear.
Nah, Lehigh didn’t make it in.
We already knew that.
Don’t really care that much.
It’s only basketingball.
Sill don’t care. He’s already browsing eBay to buy a new racquetball bat.
And some new golf sticks.
Remember Hawkeyes, that could’ve been you playing less than two hours from your campus…
Go Seawolvensorts!
Tough pod for the Holes. Me likey.
What the fuck is a Moc?
I’m guessing it’s a moccasin but no one on the team could spell it.
Indiana with a five-seed? Under-seeded, but, Tom Crean molests Collies, so it’s a wash.
The Mocs?
Go Fairleigh Dickinson?
A quick gift from me to all of you:
VCU will beat Oregon State for the upset in their first round match-up.
You’re welcome.
Really struggling with the touch screen…
This. Is. Agony.
“This. Is. Samson. Agonistes.!”
-John Milton
You damned smart muddafukka.
Hey, I bet I know more about 18th century homoerotic court attire in Versailles than you tho.
/thanks Sill
Always here to help.
Kenny Smith, forgets how to speak English,
GUESS WHERE HE WENT TO “COLLEGE?”
Emmitt and Kenny Smiff, long-lost twins?
Damn you….you beat me by two minutes.
/if I had a dollar for every woman who said this to me
Mayock is that you?
UNC?
You misspelled Smiff.
MARRY ME MILANA
http://images.f169bbs.com/t/youtube/c2OrBSFpzyk.jpg
I’d Uzbek her stan, if you know what I mean.
Yes. Yes, I do.
I checked, and Stan says he’s down with it.
If Sill wins the Bracket contest, we have to find a way to get him her number.
Strangely enough, I know someone that probably has it (her number, that is).
I’d take a Twitter follow…
RING! RING!
Lily: Hello?
Sill: /heavy breathing
Lily: Uh, hello?
Sill: Ugubah…fluh.
Lily: I’m reporting your number to the police. If you ever call this number again I’ll have you arrested.
Sill: Flugah…blart?
CLICK
Maybe we’ll just have her email you….
Better get him a spare keyboard then.
Mebbe two.
They shuold make a fuckin rhino lining for keyboards.
Kevin Durant advertising Sonic is funny.
Serious…look at the South and look at the West. One of these regions is not like the other…
Making fun of Barkley’s “jump-shooting teams” barb is amusing, I’ll give them that.
TV back on….finally.
Fuck you, weather!!!!!
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Seriously? I know their RPI is really high but I’ll take the odds on Weather every time-they’re so unpredictable!
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You bastards.
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Texas could do some serious damage in this region.
I’m seeing Oklahoma/BayBay in the regional final.
Seems lots of damage happens in Ternader Alley!
Strongest yet. Powerful.
I’d put all $45.29 of my life savings on VCU over Oregon State in a 10-7 upset right now.
Oregon is a one seed, and Oregon State is a seven?
PAC-12 BIAS
PHIL KNIGHT BOHEMIAN GROVE FLERG
Man, I wish WVU had gotten in this candy-ass region.
WOW, the committee has a massive hard-on for the Pac 12.
Read something about them gaming the RPI ratings.
I just discovered Monophonics, this cooking Sunday has been filled with their music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyWHRC8A_uU
Yale-Duke has the potential to be the whitest game of basketball since the baskets held peaches.
Oh Yale will not be playing Duke.
All we’d need is a 5-12 upset and then to turn the brightness on our TVs all the way down lest we all want to be blinded. It’s not that convoluted!
The “shenanigans” of Grayson Allen?”
o/u on Baylor players with shin bruises?
6
Go UNC Wilmington!
Sweet, BayBay will kick Dook’s fucking ass
Baylor vs. Yale in a Title IX violation — off!
LET’S GO UNC-WILMINGTON
Geez…you’s guys sure talked a lot for a half hour.
tl:dr
Just tell me where NCSU gets seeded.
/crickets
Hmm, I see they’re glossing over Yale losing their star player to a rape allegation.
Yale is just the worst place on earth.
Good pizza nearby.
And burgers.
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I met a girl who went to school there because money. She was insufferable.
Holy Cross: yay we’re a national joke!
Hey hey, my Grandpa was a Crusader.
So was Bill Simmons.
So…
My grandfather 30 times removed was a draft-dodger during the Crusades.
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