Congratulations! You made it here! On a weekday no less! This realistically means that you are either an insomniac
a huge AFL fan
or you’re lost. Either way, welcome!
Today’s/Tonight’s/This morning’s Opening Day match features the Richmond Tigers taking on the Carlton Blues. Even though Richmond made finals last year and the Blues ended up with the Wooden Spoon, it should be a lot closer than expected. Maybe some of Hippo’s Donks magic will rub off on the Blues.
Enough with the pre-game show. Every one grab your Captain Carlton Pillow Pet
and get with the gifs, pics, and sterling commentary!
Just finished my DVR viewing (I was UP at 5:30, but had to go to work and do other annoying fucking shit).
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT, Carlton.
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This was fun. I will learn the rules better and be a better fan next time. Enjoyed it tonight anyways.
Thanks for joining! Maybe you’ll pick a particular team to support. Either way, glad you enjoyed it!
Nice game! Richmond wins by 9.
Thanks for joining me!
Game over, one more Yvonne
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So close to making it almost a game in the last min
Yup. If only that last kick had been a little longer…
75,000+ at the MCG for the opening day game. Not bad!
Zymm showed up, she gets an Australia themed pic
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That may do it for Carlton. Oh well, competence was nice while it lasted.
The only good thing about the colder weather, I can wear my St Kilda scarf and tell everyone who asks* about the AFL!
*No one asks
Nice!
I still am learning this game, was rooting for Carlton though because they were the underdog, looks like they have fucked up their lead/chance to win though. 3 hours is enough to see when a team looks beat if you picked up the rules
Yup. I was leaning Carlton too, but they’ve wasted too many opportunities.
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Damn, I should have turned this on when I woke up. Oh well, time to walk in the cold-ass rain to the gym because I hate myself apparently. Also, Australia is on stupid time. All of it. Especially Adelaide.
I even posted Ms. Fisher!
Aw man! She’s awesome. I have to figure out some way to watch that stuff now that I’ve ditched Netflix. Maybe it’s free on some Australian Public Television site.
Looks like All-Day McDonald’s breakfast has made it to Australia…
Who thought it was a good idea to have all-day breakfast but not mcgriddles?
Right?!? Those are the best things on the menu!
We’re gonna finally have year-round NFL, but only the Browns and Titans.
Richmond now up by 3
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Whoa! On both counts.
3 pt game
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I’ll give them this: the producers/directors of Chuck did know how to showcase her assets.
Carlton can’t kick for shit. Wow.
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Ok. Quarter break. Balls, who is supposed to be better this year? and after that are either supposed to be good?
Well, Richmond made the playoffs (“finals” as they call it) the last three years and Carlton was in last place last year (“Wooden spoon”), but it was really an aberration.
I expect Carlton to be much better and Richmond to come down. If Carlton can hang on to the win today, that will be huge for them.
Carlton up by 9 after three quarters. Not bad!
Trying to get my stream to reload again. Yvonne Stahovski as I work on it
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That’s spectacular.
Goal again. Margot Robbie and no puppy
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That’s actually two puppies.
Goal. Margot Robbie and a puppy
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I can’t believe I didn’t think of this earlier:
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This has actually turned out to be a good game. Carlton has come back after Richmond threatened to run away with it.
Tigers are getting the momentum now. This may turn into a blowout soon.
I’ve no idea why that TV reporter was interviewing a little kid, but that was hilarious.
Speaking of Fisher,
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Hey MTWV, what ever happened with that foreign exchange student? That was you, wasn’t it?
Oh, I thought I updated the next day. Short answer, not quite 18. And I have gotten named as a person responsible for her since then so I can’t do anything even when she is.
D’oh! That’s too bad. On both counts.
Collingwood players in a drug scandal?
Well color me surprised.
WHADDYA MEAN FAILED DRUG TEST?!?!?!?
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That’s it for me.
All mouth and no trousers for the majority of the recent “converts.”
Thanks for joining
Mouth no trousers, or mouth on trousers?
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Ilsa Fisher (Kind of cheating here, wasn’t born in Australia, but raised there)
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I’m gonna make myself an espresso.
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I think I’ll get some sleep now. This was fun. Thanks!
Thanks for joining!
Another Carlton behind, I didn’t have the right pic ready though
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That green bikini…. damn.
Richmond ahead at the half 44-37. Not a bad game, but Carlton is just way too wasteful.
I had one of these.
First RWD car I’d had in 20 years.
I got this ready for a Carlton behind, but Richmond got one instead. It is getting posted anyways
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She is quite lovely. It’s not Yvonne Strahovsky, is it?
It is
WOOO!
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She was the only tolerable part of the last couple seasons of Dexter.
She was the reason I watched Chuck.
Chuck started out ok. It was fun, but it tanked quickly. They used the computer in his head as a magic bullet far too often.
Yup. The best parts of the show all had to do with her.
It got worse in the last 2 seasons. I liked the first 3 and will fight anyone that says the end of s4 is not the real end of the show
Is that the Lithgow season?
I was talking Chuck not Dexter, never watched Dexter other than when someone else had it on somewhere
Oh, gotcha. I didn’t even make it that far so you’ll get no argument from me.
Even she couldn’t make that shitshow tolerable past about Ep. 8 of Season 7.
It was fucking awful, but I rode it out just because I knew it was almost over. Terrible decision on my part. Thinking about him taking his little rowboat out INTO A FUCKING HURRICANE still makes me fucking furious.
And walking out of the hospital with a dead body, no big whoop.
Just horrible.
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Exactly.
Wow. I could have kicked that goal.
It’s official:
Flank steak is too fatty to make good jerky.
It flipped already? WTF???
The new page.
After last night’s 200+ adventure, flipping on 95 comments just seems weak.
Yeah, that was weird.
I would post a butt pic every time Carlton got a behind, but I don’t think the Internet has enough butt pictures.
AWESOME DUMB ROBOT MOVIE
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The Ben approves
I’m calling it now: Carlton will lose this game late because Richmond will make goals while they continue settling for behinds.
Heh heh heh…behinds…
Anna Torv
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