Sweet madre de Christ, did anyone else have these donuts in the local grocery store growing up? What a cherished, delicious binge and shame trip down memory lane this picture takes me down.
3S Miami vs. 2S Villanova (7:10, CBS)
A highly intriguing game, by my standards. Two methodical coaches, two sides that kind of get overlooked, for different reasons. I think Da U’s da toughness inside will be the difference, though if Nova shoots from outside like it did the first weekend, they are pretty much unbeatable.
3W Texas A&M vs. 2W Oklahoma (7:37, TBS)
Damn it, why did they have to schedule the TWO GAMES I AM MOST INTERESTED IN for the same fucking window? Team Bonfire Cult is living on borrowed time, after their bananas comeback, 2OT win over the Fightin’ Kurt Warners. Oklahoma has the lethal look a potential national champion to me (spoiler alert, if’n I had the slightest bit of prognostication ability), but this could be a tough game for them.
5S Maryland vs. 1S Kansas (9:40, CBS)
Maryland is REALLY lucky that Hawaii shot like total ass in the 2nd half. Because the Turtles otherwise played like, really fucking terrible. Hopefully, they bring the other half of their schizo selves, or the Hippo TV gets turned of super early. Kansas bores me to death.
4W Duke vs. 1W Oregon (10:07, TBS)
It’s nauseating that anyone has to win this game, though it’s of some comfort that Boomer Sooner should wipe their asses with either. I ain’t staying up to reluctantly cheer for a bunch of rape enablers, or possibly see fucking Ted Cruz, Jr. prevail. Huzzah for the Ducks cheerleading squadron, though.
I just realized I picked Duke to win this game.
I’d be totally OK being wrong on this one.
I picked Baylor, so whoops.
I have West Virginia playing in the title game.
Awesome.
Should have gone with Duke & Duke.
http://www.blogbusters.ch/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gluecksritter-duke_und_duke.jpg
Double Dukes!
ANUTHER CUNTRY MUSIC CURCLE JURK JAMBUROO
Did they mention that ACM stands for Academy of Country Music?
Academy. Of country music.
http://www.stagsevenoaks.co.uk/files/events/102/medium/hells-bells.jpg
http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a590/virtuallyHuman/flame_out_zpsdc785bf9.gif
Fuck country. It is an awful parody of itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPVWNJFu47M
AUTOMATIC GOAL! SURE I GUESS! YO, THE FLYERS!
The Moar You Know…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickel
I still have to wonder, why did they never teach us about metallic bonds in regular high school chemistry?
Dammit! I missed out on the US nickel containing 6.5 cents worth of nickel!
It’s not really that late, but I wake up at stupid o’ clock, and my bed is high tech and temperature controlled, sooo….unless someone tempts me into further historical exposition or double entendres, Imma go relax and fall asleep in my excellent bed.
You don;t want to stay up to see Dookies cry??
They’ll still be sad in the morning. Haha, Fuck Duke.
G’night.
Oh crap, pressure’s on, uh, oh pressure: Why did James Watt invent the steam engine? Because he couldn’t learn Java!
No no, that’s terrible. /puts scarlet letter H on chest for Hack
And Giroux! Good guys back on top!
http://i.imgur.com/OVykt6b.gif
Huh. You never see bad guys using Uzis anymore. Daredevil’s going for the old school 80s feel.
I’d just like to take a moment to brag that I am in first place in the DFO bracket challenge.
With Maryland down by 7, eliminating my 3rd of 4 Final Four picks I’d say that’s gonna last about another 7 minutes.
RHNB vs. soda can:
http://45.media.tumblr.com/4f55f0c8d109dd7e6c897b0b2434e483/tumblr_ntyqo0cGH91uwxt2qo4_500.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32gya3Zxl1qe5ain.gif
Radko Gudas scores! What the fuck?
RHNB vs. Plant Foam:
MELTING MELTING OH WHAT A WORLD
Kansas’ Perry Ellis looks old enough to shop at Perry Ellis.
TOPICAL!!
Not that Maryland (a state that had a pretty massive hard-on for George Wallace, for being above the Mason/Dixon Line) is that much better, mind. But in comparison to Kansas, Duke, and fucking Rapey Child Slave Labor U, the herpetic lesion is most definitely the good guy of the late window.
For a small state, MD has a lot of different regions. There be wetlands, and duck hunting rednecks, mountains and mountain rednecks, Baltimore, and heroin addicted rednecks with gonorrhea, and DC suburbs, with people who moved to MD because there are fewer rednecks than in VA.
It’s the North to people from the South, and the South to people from the North. We say y’all, but have better income equality cross-race than any other place in the nation. Also, the worst traffic in the country, cause of VA drivers.
Also, the Mason-Dixon line is the border between MD and PA, so MD is below. They were North in the Civil War, despite being a slave state initially, because stuff having to do with where DC is.
oh shit. I knew they fought on the Confederate side (but it was a divisive issue there, much like KY, yes?), but I thought they were technically below the line. I know they is well above the sweet tea line.
Or scratch it, that they rioted about the decision which side to fight on, and sent troops “unofficially” each way.
It is too late for someone as old and stupid as me to try discuss actual facts.
Well, NYC rioted more about what side to fight on. Though that was more about the idea that rich people could pay someone to replace them in the draft, but when they rioted they attacked people on a racial basis, so really, everywhere in the US was super-racist in the 1800s. Basically, IMO, they were where Europe is now, with immigrants and violence, and we’ve just gotten slightly better at dealing with it.
I have an unreasoning hatred of sweet beverages (this includes mixed drinks) so I’m pretty damn happy about the sweet tea line status. Y’all are like the Turks, boiling the sugar in with the good stuff, and you give me some sticky sweet thing and I feel like I have to drink it cause manners.
I LOVED sweet tea, but tea of any varietal is on the “no fly” zone once one has a kidney stone (and those run in my DNA too). And getting those ONCE scared me straight for good.
For the best, too. I really didn’t need to be putting that kind of sugar into my future corpse, even if I only had it a few times a week. It was a metric fuckton of sugar.
I use honey or cinnamon to sweeten my coffee now, because I am a weirdo.
Try clove, it’s what they do in Malta and it’s delicious as things you think are delicious. Also, they couldn’t break those things up with waves for ya?
MD had a mixed economy, and didn’t have large plantations like most real Southern states, so it also didn’t have the same stakes in the Civil War as far as slavery went. There were plantations in MD, but few and small, it was mainly urban, and had manufacturing facilities.
Never trust a border state.
I thought Diamond Stone was the main character in Space Mutiny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY
Fucking Kansas is a shitty, boring assed state with a shitty, boring assed basketball program that only a Jim Nantz (and a state full of inbred, ugly, pasty white muthafuckas) could love.
Short version of “The WIzard of Oz” :
“I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore!”
“Thank God, let’s grab a cocktail….or some cock and tail….”
Why not both?
I didn’t say exclusive or….
That’s some intelligent design, Dok!
This is less flammable brandy than I’m used to. It actually has taste that isn’t burning.
SHAVED SASQUATCH SIGHTING
I think I forgot to tell you guys, I found the cat on Monday. She was in the next door neighbor’s garage.
JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!
You told us.
Still great news.
Just like the old gypsy woman said!
I found my pussy in my neighbor’s garage once!
We were divorced six months later.
Hm. Terps are threatening to shut me completely out of the final four. Fuck you, Maryland.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/4ee8e6530df87ff3889f9e77f2d606d1/tumblr_o4jlvrdEmp1qf9csoo1_1280.jpg
http://img.izismile.com/img/img8/20160322/1000/crushing_things_with_hydraulic_press_looks_like_a_lot_of_fun_06.gif
I’ve actually watched a lot of helmet tests, which are pretty fun. But…who doesn’t enjoy gratuitous crushing?
The ladies I become interested in?
I like my women the way I like my coffee… ground up and in the freezer.
I hear Tinder is good for that.
To be seasonal, do they have a video of crushing Peeps?
No but here’s one with a red hot nickel ball:
Molten metal vs. various food items is disturbingly unpredictable.
In a vacuum:
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-07-2015/bxczTZ.gif
Yay! That brings back fond memories of writing things on marshmallows and then microwaving them.
For Sill:
http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Terminator-Crush-2.gif
Spreading her legs to the very end.
Haven’t seen a black thing pound a blonde like that since RuPaul and I went on a poppers binge oin Scarborough!
I thought golf ball cores were nuclear materials.
http://pop.h-cdn.co/assets/16/11/1458152215-claycrush.gif
O NO MR. BILL
I think it’s time for medicinal Korean brandy!
You omaerak wench
Woohoo, I’m cross-cultural terms!
I say the same thing when I have a Cinco de Mayo gangbang
I prefer Cinco de Aioli gangbangs.
You zesty skank!
Olive, canola, sesame, vegetable, and Mobil 1.
http://images7.design-editor.com/25/251184/3958%2Fmenu_14.5.png
Though I was referring to Leegangju I bought at the airport, cause I don’t check baggage, which makes importing liquor somewhat difficult.
We deserve to have Skynet kill us all. http://www.marketwatch.com/story/microsoft-pulls-plug-after-chat-robot-slings-slurs-rips-obama-and-denies-holocaust-2016-03-24
They were just afraid it would try to run for president
I’ve just run the full relative gamut, and had to now explain to my mother-in-law why there’s no Big Bang Theory tonight.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-e0EdYXp_Opg/Vl8WZ8Fr0LI/AAAAAAAAAes/Xd1tvhAXjsc/s1600/boss.gif
http://36.media.tumblr.com/4f859af614338a79334e047efa35d6cb/tumblr_o0q52l7HVN1qmfjj7o1_500.jpg
So how many clicks does that give us?
Ugh, I’m done flirting with tipsy half-Ukranians, good night all.
No chance of moving on to Estonians?
I’ve left enough semen in Tallinn to keep that place floating for 100 years!
Shit, was that what was in that ‘historic wine” I had?
If it was aged over 30 years, probably Paul Lynde
I don’t think so, but I drank way more in Lithuania than any other Baltic state. Estonia has great post offices though.
Your OKCupid profile must be something else:
I live in Chicago, hate most people, and love arguing with Kids in the Hall pseudonyms on the internet. <3
Headline : “I’m crushing your profile headshot”
“I’m like your dog, except I only like strangers faces when I am fucking them.”
I vote for Uzbeks.
Seconded.
Referral Denied!?
You’ll be thankful when you wake up with your wallet and both kidneys anyway.
https://youtu.be/NisCkxU544c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMFfSu24NKA
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I have someone I would LOVE to show that to, but that would be a bad decision on my part.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/81ff51f02c26ed7776e359bfd31374d7/tumblr_o1e5w8s7oq1qg2n7mo1_1280.jpg
That would not go over well with anyone who isn’t self-aware enough to already know that about themselves.
It me
I kind of wish ‘decisions’ was misspelled, or just replaced with an obscene picture.
NEW RICHMOND, Wis. (KMSP) – A 65-year-old Wisconsin man is facing charges after firing bowling balls and bowling pins from a cannon. One of the balls went through a neighbor’s barn, and the owner found her 10-month-old horse dead.
Lisa Kroll felt her house shake on the 4th of July, but she thought it was one of her neighbors lighting off fireworks. It turns out, they were shooting bowling balls out of a homemade cannon and several of them landed on her property.
What, a blunderbuss ain’t good enough for em?
I thought the trebuchet was the weapon favored by siege engine types these days:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC6RJxFEMfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEmvBdRLg4k
http://49.media.tumblr.com/4659fc1419ce345d1424d71f23dcd00d/tumblr_nbwbl6QRO61sraya7o1_400.gif
http://36.media.tumblr.com/5e7356c2f3cb086ac543bfc85e581d75/tumblr_o2953oITeZ1qfpi2qo1_400.jpg
That ironic Jezebel tampon campaign really backfired, eh?
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a75322151914bfba9b8a50bf264a10df/tumblr_o1lhgnEV3t1qg2n7mo1_1280.jpg
Babies need the most d
Especially stupid babies
Oh come on, did you see that Children’s Place outfit she was wearing?
She wanted it!
I’m not going to make a “Children’s Gap” joke. I’m not.
She was on the Gerber calendar! Give me a break!
I’ll break you off a piece of that Kit Kat bar (miniature)
Only because the correct joke is about Baby Gap
Dammit, you’re right.
http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Alison-Brie-GIF-040.gif
APPLE!
INORITE
http://49.media.tumblr.com/1a321a905ecd61baf04cb764dd565a88/tumblr_o0btwnG4Z91r0n5hao1_500.gif
Ladyfriend wants to watch that celebrity lip syncing show to have some mindless unwinding after a stressful day. Better or worse than the rapey basketball game?
Will she reward you with nooky?
Will she lip sync like Lisa Ann afterward?
Wait, how do YOU know about Lisa Ann?
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/55849799.jpg
To learn technique?
http://36.media.tumblr.com/a82179e6d606b71ab6c1e728b28f808f/tumblr_o37945ZZvq1rbp9dio1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/78eaf44141bd96850d24c46bf050f67f/tumblr_o1s3icaCoN1qksihqo1_1280.jpg
If that’s god’s best I’d hate to see what mediocre looks like.
This is awesome.
There’s a reasonable chance that no one would notice if I didn’t show up for work tomorrow. I think I’m inherently honest enough that I’ll show up, but I might just be around for 3-4 hours. Also, I noticed a neat thing in the data today and I want to ask my West Coast colleague about it tomorrow. Santa Monica office, goddamn you and your better weather and quality of life!
You have a Santa Monica office and you haven’t asked for a transfer yet?
I know you just started, but still…
It’s smaller, you don’t transfer there. Sigh.
Bummer. It was 80 degrees and sunny today.
You lucky bastard. It was a different company that got bought out. They do hire people there, but it’s more a place that you’re allowed to remain, rather than a place you get to go to. My workmate there flies to Chicago a few times a year, and occasionally has to wake up for 9 am Midwest meetings.
That sucks. I’d still try to get here though. Those Chicago winters do not sound fun.
I hear ya babe, once you go large, ain’t no one got time for downgrading!
Now Alison Brie is hawking AppleTV.
Remember when established actors had dignity and left commercial advertising to the young people trying to break into the industry?
You know, like many of them did?
Well it’s not like Jennifer Lawrence is going to be promoting the cloud…
Yes, but a boatload or at least a metric shit-ton of money can get anyone to say yes.
How I know that I’m getting a bit drunk : I read Knicks as K-nicks instead of Nicks, because I’m a linguistic smartass. Also, when I look at that last sentence, I mentally pronounce ‘read’ in the past tense for no reason, despite the context and the fact that I know it’s present tense.
Whether I’m drinking or not, I stand by the use of y’all, because while English has a plethora of lovely words with all sorts of shades of meanings, the lack of a unique 2nd person plural is a real lack. Y’all > Youse Guys > You People > You
If WCS was here, he would say, “What about yinz?!?”
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrvlj2vojP1qbmgeto1_500.jpg
Yinz is not bad, but it’s a less accepted regionalism. Accept or no, everyone know’s y’all. People get yinz in context, and it can certainly still stick around, but it’s a longer distance to national acceptance.
#YinzersWhoHateTheWordYinz
I would prefer yinz since y’all is inexorably tied to those mouth-breathing sister fuckers south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
Actually cousin marriage is legal in all NE states except New Hampshire.
So much for Live Free Or Die. Next you’ll tell me that I can’t legally hunt men for sport in the Granite State.
Comment taken on board, and both are equal as far as me being lazy at pronouncing shit. But, maybe due to history or whatever, y’all also has traction in African-American slang all over the country. I’ve used the term, cause I do, and on one occasion a large black woman heard me say y’all and immediately asked me where I was from. I said ‘Maryland’ and she sort of reluctantly said ‘Okay’
That was one of my odder language encounters. I’ve gotten sort of used to people trying to convince me I’m not from the US, because I apparently have some sort of foreign accent. I think it’s because I don’t yell constantly.
I should mention, this contributed to my notion of Chicago being way more racist than anywhere else I’ve ever lived, and also to my notion that Midwesterners are weird as all fuck. (No offense Midwestern people, different != bad)
FWIW, I think you’re from Ukraine.
Well, lineage, about half! Never been there, can’t speak Ukrainian, but well done!
We all Lviv you here at DFO.
Hah! I see what you did there.
I’m Donetsk with puns, I swear!
I don’t Barlieve you
Lviv might be the most different-looking word in Cyrillic to a Romance speaker–Львів
http://45.media.tumblr.com/2ac9ba0982cd3b138ffe7778c30628bf/tumblr_o2vs7hLOmw1qg2n7mo1_400.gif
White people
FUCKIN’ HIGH FIVES, HOW DO THEY WORK
It is highly probable that their aim sucks because they’re drunk.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/lexicon_valley/2013/10/31/y_all_yous_you_guys_we_seem_to_need_a_second_person_plural_pronoun_that.html
You’re an eloquent lush.
A cunning linguist, even.
Oh now you’ve done it Sill!
CAT’S OUT OF THE BAG SO TO SPEAK
When I drink I use longer words, because my dumbing shit down filter cuts out. I’m optimistic, and assume that people are curious and capable of learning even if they don’t have the educational background. This has proved to be a poor dating strategy.
Date me! It could be a DFO mini-series.
Gotta one up you on this,
http://www.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Marry-me-GIF-Arrested-Development-Maeby.gif
Bill O’Reilly’s anal prolapse “Killing Jesus” has been made into some sort of TV show AND IS AIRING ON THE FUCKING NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL WHAT THE FUCK DOES JEEBUS’ CRUCIFIXION HAVE TO DO WITH GEOGRAPHY AT ALL LET ALONE BILL O’REILLY’S AHISTORICAL FUCKTWADDLE VERSION OF IT
He wants to show you that Obama betrayed Jesus right there in Kenya
“KUNTA KINTE WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED ME?”
“HIS NAME IS TOBY.”
I DO NOT KNOW THIS TOBY, I WILL SAY IT THREE TIMES!
And then a cock…
Well that’s every Friday for me….
http://41.media.tumblr.com/3d1260232343e5c288329245809cba4a/tumblr_o1xuw84Xld1ubfgh6o1_1280.jpg
…crew.
/Buddy’s favorite crew
http://41.media.tumblr.com/effa97162fdbce76e4a0b8d556c1b02b/tumblr_o1xuwtOlkG1ubfgh6o1_1280.jpg
Ahhh, sweet, unhinged Sill hate. It’s like the first snort of coke of the day.
I HATE BECAUSE I CARE
Holy shit, can the Knicks play the Bulls every night?
So, by my calculation, the first St Kilda match starts Saturday night when bars are still open. I’ve identified two possible bars that might show the AFL, but further research is required, and I might have to go to one of these bars, with a tablet in tow to watch if they ain’t showing shit cause it’s Saturday night and there’s more money to be made by normal drunks.
Buddy’s shows the AFL! You might want to leave at halftime, that’s when everyone cranks one out to relieve to the sexual tension.
I’m not open to anything outside of 5 miles of where I live. Also, I own an apron. It’s not rubber, but it’s probably good enough.
So do I, but it’s called a “Home Depot jizzrag” in my bar.
Buddy, we need to get you a team. You need to get on this bandwagon…
Yup! Game starts at 11:20 PM DFO time! Let us know if you find a place. We’ll be here open-threading it.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrw0pbzLEy1r0hgato1_500.jpg
I’m contemplating doing a thing I’ve never done before, and calling a bar for information. I kinda do like the idea of a Saturday night livebrog at home too, I’ve been contemplating rejoining the internet dating world, and if I’m doing that I’ll have no energy for extraneous social interactions.
“Uh, wasn’t like, the AFL with Joe Namath or something?”
https://www.google.com/search?q=afl+bars+in+chicago
http://41.media.tumblr.com/364d5a5a9d54e8e243f56f9291541ddf/tumblr_nw1dp9gc2f1s71q1zo1_1280.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/44fc5325e005dd14bfcaebcac6fa9d08/tumblr_o2h0tiEWr51qg2n7mo1_1280.jpg
I’d fuck him to get to the doll….
When your 45-year-old wife still looks like that you don’t need Viagra.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/9b/9b3d619d17dce90e479ce8f4bc387907734e965e1dbeac7d5ce814f850e5518a.jpg
But that person was Charlie Sheen, and he’s a certifiable human shitstain.
Welp, I have finished The Americans and the basketballing quality did not improve. On top of the Carlton 4th quarter collapse, today can kiss my rebel ass (to use a good ol’ NC saying).
http://36.media.tumblr.com/91cd74a501ddd8ace6af2cd07c01ee8b/tumblr_o2rnz8f40k1qg2n7mo1_1280.jpg
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Why’s that woman drinking with Abe Vigoda?
Gingham and Plaid. You can’t get those sorts of patterns anymore.
Well you’ve never been to my closet… after I shoplift at H&M.
Do you have a drink-in closet?
Well my closet is also the Port Authority Bus Terminal bathroom, so yes.
So…you drinking all that Old E High Grav, or FUCKING PASS IT?!
Old E is for deranged meth-heads who got lost on their way to Des Moines, honey!
Ir’s Popov or nothing with me! :*
Oh, Popov. Also known as mdrermsfhsoobov. Memories. Gin is better, it ends up being cheaper cause less people want to share.
You’re a classy lady. Drinks on me if you’re in NYC.
My favorite frite place blew up, and my friend I stayed with got married and moved to the burbs, so if I do visit NYC, I’ll be staying in Queens and yelling about Mango Chutney Mayo.
Sound the Buddy alarm and I’ll make bawdy jokes until someone pukes.
Well Queens is my neck of the woods… what we’re saying is you’ll have people to bother you no matter where you go.
WooHoo! I’ve stayed in Flushing before, one of my other good college friends lives there.
And actually in the mid-90s Bingham and hand were a common occurance.
Man, I did a Saturday night Easter Vigil Mass once and to be fair, you feel like you’ve been resurrected when it’s over.
I don’t miss being Catholic and/or Orthodox, depending on which side of the family we were pandering to.
It’s already long and then… oh wait, adult speed sacrament time.
I go on Saturdays so I can avoid this shit!
http://49.media.tumblr.com/03c8b24480faf54324020dad469e5acf/tumblr_o3feaq2qzm1qg2n7mo1_500.gif
Communion cones
http://56.media.tumblr.com/a6fc7e2388dc73adc8e66c8e8d4b4c8d/tumblr_mkdmdjH3Ih1r0hgato1_1280.jpg
File this piece of shit effort under “Circular.”
http://41.media.tumblr.com/202a810b56b4c64bd485546730979f85/tumblr_o34y92CGuH1qg2n7mo1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkkWxejpHZU&ebc=ANyPxKoh_hC3usn45BODhjf-oo9hstGOKfUQ83GFaOcfcR6zl7DvUzAQKejUbrnHzo6UT5V-Be_pD-X7Ph4cS0bU_YrzBLlB4g
http://p.im9.eu/0009926943.jpg
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“Easy? Challenge accepted.” -Senor
I don’t care how good the instructions are; I’d torpedo the effort.
Something off about the hair on her right side, very distracting.
INACCURATE COSTUME! WOULD NOT BANG!!
Maybe it’s an artifact of the eyepatch, but it kinda makes it look like a wig. WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE IS FAKEN? That’s not good hustle.