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There’s playoff sports on, so discuss.
Here’s to copious amount of booing from Philly fans.
Monday Night Open Thread
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Best part is those bracelets were fucking awesome and they’ll never give them out again after this shit
Snider lives on!
This Angry Birds-NBA advertising is awful
I’ve heard different arguments as to how to increase scoring in hockey, and I must admit, I like the idea of the two minute major coming back.
Oh man, the taeks are gonna come from all sides
THROW MOAR STUFF
Let’s just hope to fuck that Santa doesn’t show up.
Ice colored wrist bands…not the best idea…
Should have gone with the “Granite Rock” fan give away…
Phily riot?
FORFEIT FORFEIT FORFEIT
Mark Cuban is great. Give him an NFL team.
Give him the NFL.
You stay Klassy, White.
Dude is filth.
Orlov’s dead
Oughta be. At the very least I bet that helmet is shot to shit.
And he doesn’t even go to the back because playoffs = lol concussions
#FirstestFirstWorldProblem
http://triblive.com/sports/robrossi/10321397-74/xxx-games-paying
“Maybe I’m making a big deal over nothing.
Or maybe paying customers are being done dirty by leagues that have traded catering to fans for bowing before TV executives.
Sadly, you probably can’t do anything to make life easier whether you’re a paying customer who loves to take in pro football, pro baseball or pro hockey.”
How will they ever find the strength to carry on?
http://www.cynthiabenge.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/courage-400×400.png
I may have become a hockey convert. The Ice Jets (Ice Mets?) vs Ice Dolphins game last night was so great
Join us! As our numbers grow we might be able to explain why every 6th man role player in the NBA makes twice as much as the highest paid skater in the NHL
YOU HAD ONE JOB FLYERS
Here’s hoping the Caps regress into a fucking wall next round
Holtby just can’t keep this up.
So did el beisbol Cardinals, and they can’t even hit John Goddamned Lackey.
This makes Hippo angrily go to bed at 9:30.
I found something to replace the always unreliable meteor the next time the Patriots play.
I can see Gronk as a brony.
Season over.
You have my sincere condolences in spite of my happiness from the opposite side.
Chuck, Ernie and Kenny need to have a podcast on weekly news stories. I could listen to them for hours. Shaq can appear once a month.
Apparently they are not broadcasting hockey on NBC so instead I am watching The A Team.
This episode has Sergeant Taggart from Beverly Hills Cop playing a bad guy!
The recent movie or the old TV show?
Old tv show.
Dirk Diggler is NASTY
https://streamable.com/e45w
Holy shit…that goal was fucked up.
But….yay. Thought they were gonna waste the advantage.
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Does anybody in OKC know how to clean a floor?
Jeff Dahmer had his techniques.
Yeah, but he’s not too big on mops anymore I suspect.
Some Scarvers never heal.
Zing!!!!!!
Nicely play, Sir.
Timothy McVeigh?
I hate hockey. Fuck hockey.
I’ll preface this beforehand, Bure got nothing for this. No games, no penalty; hockey was a wee bit different in ’94.
Intermissions that involve Bullet Club beating up Ronan Reigns are the best intermissions.
So..did everyone file their taxes/extensions?
I paid Trent Green to file mine. I hope he remembered.
THIS OLD SCHOOL ZERO, I CALL HIM A SCIENTOLOGIST BECAUSE HE’S GONNA GET AUDITED.
IRS is going to go clear on him!
Wesley Snipes had a good price so I had him do it.
Evening Ladies and Gents. FUCK OKC!
From now on I am calling them Drew Doughnuts and Tyler Toffee.
Heath Bar doughnut FTW:
http://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/x-PLWMAemNt5FmqSaYtErQ/o.jpg
“Drew doughnuts” was the kindergarten teacher’s answer when Mrs. Reid asked what her son had done instead of completing his math assignment.
What’s this about doughnuts?
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So does Rex Ryan support building a wall near Toronto?
No, when it comes to municipal projects Rex has only ever advocated for footpaths.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ice Cowboys!
(This is not an endorsement of the football Cowboys)
Fun fact: “Ice Cowboy” is Todd Marinovich’s nickname for his crystal methamphetamine dealer.
Roenick just said that the effects of repeated head injuries can “magnetize.”
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He oughta know.
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“Well, let’s check out the NBA playoff game everyone is talk about…AH, THE WHITE! I’M BLIND!”
So Phillies-Mets and Flyers-Caps on the same complex.
Antonio from Manayunk is gonna key a shit-ton of cars tonight.
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No one talks on hockey broadcasts more than him. That on-ice guy is distracting at the best of times and then I hear “Well Claude Giroux did this in Gatineau in junior…”zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
“Mike Richards! /fapping sounds”
Oddly, I want to meet this woman but I’m afraid she’ll concuss me with a beer glass.
Philadelphia: The only city in the US where “glass” is a verb.
She looks like a tampon thrower with a little in her.
I want to marry her.
His name ain’t Antonio and he ain’t from Manayunk.
He’s Antny from Oregon Ave you stupid Mick.
dont be a dirt
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/nhl/blog/012413_flyingv.jpg
This Caps-Flyers game needs more “Flying V” formation…
Actual conversation at work.
“Hey, Redshirt, can you stay after. We waiting on something important to arrive.”
“I guess. When is it going to arrive?”
“I don’t know.”
“When did you find out we needed it.”
“This morning.”
“Aren’t you supposed to keep track of it.”
“I guess.”
And that’s why I worked a 12 hour day spending 3 hours wondering exactly where my life went wrong.
I’ve spent a good amount of time outside the last couple days, and while I remembered sun block for my face, I managed to get a mild sunburn around my neckline. No regrets.
Are you a peeler?
This is just a mild burn, I only peel on the rare occasions I get a severe sun burn.
I’m uncut so I have to peel for everyone in Toronto!
Okay, that’s funny.
Aww yeah…
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Got
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My ascii dancing man did not turn out as I had planned.
An ESPN mic has already caught two people calling Jason Heyward a you know what on his return to St. Louis.
#BestFans
“Ozzie Smith on Growth Hormone”
It’s getting violent in Philly
“Getting”?
Helen Mirren is a gem.
Guh.
How are things this evening internet friends?
Every time I see a picture of Ted Cruz with his mouth open, I expect to hear an awful, ear-puncturing scream emitting from his Cruz hole.
I have a blog, you may like it:
Could do without the whore shaming. Otherwise, great stuff.
I have a bigger problem with slut shaming than I do with whore shaming, primarily because I am a forward-thinking guy and support the evolution of the “sharing economy” that sluts represent.
http://deadspin.com/nearly-perfect-an-unremarkable-november-finals-preview-1768900471
“Hey, speaking of which, let’s talk about those Finals. Which is to say, let’s talk about how much George Karl—who in the present day just got himself run out of Sacramento—sucks.”
Oooooooh shit! I know where this is going!
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Goddamn it
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My CSB George Karl Story-
He was a counselor at my basketball camp way back when he was an assistant with the Spurs. As my coach in our little league he called me out for making a clean-behind-the-back block in a last-second situation. THAT WAS LOUSY POSITIONING, SCOTCHNAUT!
Me: We won the game!
GK: I don’t care-if you want to play on my team you play in front of the player at ALL TIMES!
He said to all of us during a Q and A that the star of the team that he was helping to coach was a coke addict.
I mean, why not ignore the fact that Boogie Cousins is an un-coachable, moody asshole?
Truly, fuck Deadspin.
What’s more likely to happen, peace in the Middle East or Philly fans not booing at a sporting event?
Are we counting the decision to rain delay the clinching victory in world series? If so, probably peace thing
tl;dr
/try to tighten in up in the future, ok?
*it
Angry little bears vs. baseball Cardinals tonight. I, for one, hope the fine people of St. Louis choke on their T-Ravs.
The Ice Cowboys (née Ice Vikings) are gonna have their hands full tonight with the current Ice Vikes
I’ve never heard a crowd be angry in unison at a non call like Philly was after that first Simmonds trip. That’s some quality harmony
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