Your Friday The 13th Open Thread

Today I bring you an open thread from the future, where it is already Friday the 13th in DFO’s Adelaide bureau, but only the waning hours of the 12th in our Wichita headquarters. I can report that nothing unlucky has happened yet, but based on my understanding of theoretical physics, there’s still time for me to disappear from all photographs if one of you makes out with my mom.

Tonight in the NHL playoffs, the Ice Stillers face off with the Ice Bucs in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Pittsburgh is the heavy and deserving favorite, but the way Tampa has been playing, I expect a long and nasty series. Friday the 13th curses offer no clue as to the winner, but both Nick Bonino and Cedric Paquette are advised to step lightly.

friday13

 

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
284 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Unsurprised

The 70s were insane.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The decade of the CT.

Camel Toe; a wonderful aspect of any era.

Unsurprised

Oh, sweet. The Great Outdoors is on HBOGO.

Unsurprised

So bouncy

Unsurprised

I could go for this.

comment image

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

My patented hangover cure is a hot shower and a cold beer.

It’s very important not to confuse those two things.

JustStopDude

comment image

Unsurprised
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This has been stuck in my head since this morning.

Chilli Pepper – Walk About
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Hn7lIY2PE

WCS

Freemantle really is soiled cat litter, aren’t they?

comment image

Unsurprised

Sources say: Yes

Brocky

So there was hockey on tonight, I missed out it seems.’

Ah well. Please accept a random dr who gif:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/707cbd4e3dd1abac7ebe9e0a5f21e818/tumblr_mmg1puHFkW1sncg4jo1_250.gif

laserguru

I have unfinished business to attend to…

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Let’s kick it up a notch.

Rage – Bulls on Parade
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ

JerBear50

Brother Cane- Fools Shine On. Not Soundgarden, but they tried really, really hard to sound like they were.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E39ckUBOrO0

JustStopDude

Star Wars was mentioned…before I pass out…I have to state that George Lucas Star Wars was the single most racist group of movies ever….

Every single major character alien is a racist stereotype.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
Unsurprised

How was it that no one stopped at any point and said, “Uh, guys.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Someone did, but he was vaguely brown-skinned and had an accent, so they completely ignored him.