Today I bring you an open thread from the future, where it is already Friday the 13th in DFO’s Adelaide bureau, but only the waning hours of the 12th in our Wichita headquarters. I can report that nothing unlucky has happened yet, but based on my understanding of theoretical physics, there’s still time for me to disappear from all photographs if one of you makes out with my mom.
Tonight in the NHL playoffs, the Ice Stillers face off with the Ice Bucs in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Pittsburgh is the heavy and deserving favorite, but the way Tampa has been playing, I expect a long and nasty series. Friday the 13th curses offer no clue as to the winner, but both Nick Bonino and Cedric Paquette are advised to step lightly.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/68c21a745029b985e426ff03aa23e309/tumblr_o2ajfgBRCj1ri7m8ao1_500.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/69e6b2c6357032a8186ec177804d4665/tumblr_o23648WZwF1tok58po1_250.gif
The 70s were insane.
The decade of the CT.
Camel Toe; a wonderful aspect of any era.
Oh, sweet. The Great Outdoors is on HBOGO.
So bouncy
I could go for this.
My patented hangover cure is a hot shower and a cold beer.
It’s very important not to confuse those two things.
For some reason this immediately came to mind.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090724184730/familyguy/images/a/ac/Tom_Green.jpg
This has been stuck in my head since this morning.
Chilli Pepper – Walk About
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Hn7lIY2PE
Freemantle really is soiled cat litter, aren’t they?
Sources say: Yes
So there was hockey on tonight, I missed out it seems.’
Ah well. Please accept a random dr who gif:
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I have unfinished business to attend to…
Let’s kick it up a notch.
Rage – Bulls on Parade
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ
Brother Cane- Fools Shine On. Not Soundgarden, but they tried really, really hard to sound like they were.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E39ckUBOrO0
Star Wars was mentioned…before I pass out…I have to state that George Lucas Star Wars was the single most racist group of movies ever….
Every single major character alien is a racist stereotype.
http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/watto.jpg
What the fuck are you talking about?!
How was it that no one stopped at any point and said, “Uh, guys.”
Someone did, but he was vaguely brown-skinned and had an accent, so they completely ignored him.