Today I bring you an open thread from the future, where it is already Friday the 13th in DFO’s Adelaide bureau, but only the waning hours of the 12th in our Wichita headquarters. I can report that nothing unlucky has happened yet, but based on my understanding of theoretical physics, there’s still time for me to disappear from all photographs if one of you makes out with my mom.
Tonight in the NHL playoffs, the Ice Stillers face off with the Ice Bucs in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Pittsburgh is the heavy and deserving favorite, but the way Tampa has been playing, I expect a long and nasty series. Friday the 13th curses offer no clue as to the winner, but both Nick Bonino and Cedric Paquette are advised to step lightly.
Hawthorn was up, 45-42, to start the third. It’s now 85-45 with 4:26 left in the third.
It is windy my friend. Oh and the dockers are shit.
I should have bought that damn bagel.
San Andreas is gloriously insane.
I keep hearing good things. I’ve gotta see it..
It’s on HBO.
It got a bad rap before it ever had a chance. I loved it.
Certain parts, more than others, but yeah
My roommate has apparently never seen Star Wars, so I quickly started educating her.
Her future husband will thank me. Hopefully in whiskey.
Or his sister.
Tis a good night.
Feels like a dislocated my left hip. My lower back is on fire. I got enough alcohol on my breath I could melt a steel beam with my breath and a lighter, and I got a lovely bird from Poland sleeping in my bed.
Its like one of those fucking annoying coffee commercials but it involves hardcore S&M…
Don’t look at us for forgiveness.
Tap that ass!
You bad motor scooter.
We both need some time to recover.
The one benefit of spina bifida, I guess along with almost always being a bottom if you are lazy, is the inability to finish early. The downside is that if I sneeze incorrectly, I am down for the count for a fucking week.
I have seriously, and this is not a joke, thrown out my back with a hiccup and pissed myself from the pain.
What he said. You may as well dislocate both hips.
Well the DFO AFL comp has everyone tipping the same teams through 3 games.
Soundgarden – Head Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA9vLHZFrcs
Gotta say Rusty Cage is where it is at.
Hello…
HI!
Bonjour mon frere!!!!!!
Salut
If you are watching. Fremantle is going to get destroyed right now.
goddammit it.
Sorry I arrived late but had date night, then ate some thc banana bread but how did the soundgarden talk start? Fucking fantastic.
I believe the esteemed Mr Hippo, esq, got the Soundgarden theme off the ground.
The rest of us followed dat Hippo arse in awe.
There’s a little bit of symmetry.
Rage begat Zac.
Rage begat this.
Posted many times but never rejected.
If I were drinking, I’d be all on board the Soundgarden train. The Vitamin X is starting to kick in.
WAKE UP ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
Are you with me WCS?
Let’s take a look at those pupiles.
(soory, Soundgarden seems to bring out my inner angst filled homicidal introvert)
Fell on Black Days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzrJ4GRF7s
Yeah, but, My Wave: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MS6HYmxnmJA
Maybe someday I’ll share my chemical addled remembrances of love and groping (and maybe moar) to the backbeat of Black Hole Sun. Ah, I’m verklempt.
Even the Hippo’s nevar hearded THAT one.
(there’s also a sequel…or maybe prequel….regarding the film Natural Born Killers….chick I was dating at the time was kinda freaky. Hey Hippo, this is the mother of THE daughter….now you understand)
The Day I Tried to Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwDlcx3HWAU
I wallowed in the blood and mud like all the other pigs.
Superunknown is an amazing album, but I’ve always loved Badmotorfinger more.
I blame this song.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tyOC6LtvDZY
MOAR:
Still a favorite.
Perfection.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XmIqIVxUuKs
My fave lyric combo, fo so:
Kill your health and kill yourself
And kill everything you love
And if you live you can fall to pieces
And suffer with my ghost
perhaps my very favourite song to pass out to…
Just when I think we can’t be friends anymore, you go and do…..this.
(plus Chris Cornell….what a rack, eh?)
hey, he’s allergic to fabrics!
The gal on the keyboards (Katie) is still my ideal lady:
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I’m CRUNK
Yay Crunk!!!!
I’m about to be, fwiw.
And I respond….
To which DJ Taj responds,
How the fuck did I get stuck on radio detail?
I made it home from Dulles after balls didn’t show up.
Haven’t slept in my own bed in nine nights, so I’m racking out. Peace, all.
Sleep fast BFC!
This darkwave classic was the anthem to a gal I was supposed to fuck post-divorce. SIGH. Puts forefinger L against forehead.
Time to be Friday night creepy as fuck:
I personally would have gone this route.
DJ Taj suggests.
me rikey. good Merseysiders
I will not go quietly
Dak has to learn to take snaps first, then he’ll be a pro-bowler.
http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/cowboys/post/_/id/4751099/quarterback-center-exchange-becoming-snap-for-cowboys-qb-dak-prescott
A GODDAMNED STAR
DJ Taj steps to the plate.
His first musical selection:
Yes that Rick Nillson.
I’m here this evening for one reason and one reason only.
I’m here to save your soul!
/booooo
I’m here to enlighten you and bring you joy and happiness!
//crickets
What if I told you I could take away your worries and your fears?
//cautious optimism
What if I told you that you can be brought to a higher state and life would mean something?
/slow clap
What if I told you that I can HEAL you tonight brethren? Take you to the promised land. Can I get an amen?
/amen! (why do I want ramen all of a sudden?)
I can take you there! I can get you to the promised land! All you need to believe in is the power!
/YES
AND THE GLORY!
//FUCK YES!!
Jesus, that’s a hard buildup to follow.
Lou Reed ladies and gentlemen.
Fun fact!
I’m actually an ordained minister who can perform weddings.
Wrap that shit around your motherfucking heads.
Muthafuckas!
Church of Satan? TELL ME it’s Church of Satan!!!
I’m actually the ordained brother “right” and I go by Father right.
But you ain’t far from the truth.
And the children sing.
wha? I thought it were the left hand path??
Anyway, time to start matchmaking so yeah right can do some hitchin!!!
This is something I’ve been meaning to do.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/5eef829c148e136d0e1475e9e2943647/tumblr_o2e57bKQ0T1ri7m8ao1_1280.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/5f852e77ad4d0de9236924606b5ac489/tumblr_o5buzdbocf1s01qkyo1_400.gif
That LA sunset on the Dodgers’ broadcast is beautiful. I get why peeps pay out the asshole to live there.
Have they shown the women?
you didn’t have to rub it in
PHRASING!
http://67.media.tumblr.com/d783f8196ec6501287c8f42481ee2341/tumblr_o2ajd7QN7a1ri7m8ao1_500.gif
You guys haven’t seemed interested before, but anyone want to pick me up at Dulles? I’ll be there before midnight.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/eff2ef5f4c6bcc99388535cf2d6ae6d4/tumblr_o6oadbCSjz1slbj5no1_1280.jpg
I’ll be right over…
http://data.whicdn.com/images/94308966/large.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/1c836b04e28497a327e2bda5fa719281/tumblr_o32rbfPFNO1qb141to1_1280.jpg
Always.
I’m going to go be unconscious in my bed. “Sleep” I’ve heard it called. Best of nights y’all!
Nite Dok.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/5b5578263a0a67e1625b5433bbadb4e0/tumblr_o5kmrvrWcN1vouo3ao3_1280.jpg
Want.
Me too, but I have a feeling we are talking about different things…
ALL THE BOARDING
http://67.media.tumblr.com/60dda3963f604b80937b1c2c74ebcedd/tumblr_o6mwof3PjO1s2pocso2_r1_500.gif
Touchdown Seahawks?
http://67.media.tumblr.com/d2829fb93d69430e3ecf3343fe79176f/tumblr_o59qqp9N4h1tnk01yo1_1280.jpg
With a two point conversion
http://66.media.tumblr.com/d5a3ac0ec6a1d5eea77070ebdda6f9cb/tumblr_nnvuwltkiL1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Liza (Makenzie Leigh). Gotham: Arkham (s01e04, T.J. Scott).
http://67.media.tumblr.com/0877e55f47fe38a18e5125a16b147c53/tumblr_o32dp8Xu2w1tnk01yo1_400.gif
Did BFC really nail this morning’s Geelong-Adelaide to the exact winning margin?!? Holy shit!
We’ve got a ringer in the group!
And Blax only missed by one!
http://67.media.tumblr.com/a5986721c78b7e369d85bc7021dba871/tumblr_o6rbx5du5b1s2wio8o1_500.gif
Wait, I did?
Yup! You are in first place for the Round!
If I didn’t love my condo, and enjoy my job, I would get the fuck out of the Midwest. There are plenty of excellent people here, but the overall culture is basically the 1950’s with way more pre-marital sex and a larger selection of whiskeys.
That’s the best definition I’ve ever read on the Midwest.
/3 year resident of Illinois and Iowa
I don’t see the problem
Don’t forget the gravy!
I’ve actually only had gravy here once or twice, and it’s been on sub-par biscuits.
I forget that Chicago is north of the Gravy/Cheese line…
Yet south of the Poutine line….which is odd, since Poutine is the marriage of the two with fried potato.
I seem to remember a lot of cheese.
It’s true, and it’s both excellent, and a temptation to a life of obesity.
There’s a dood on this plane wearing a Corona Light Hockey sweater…and he’s sitting in first class.
Is murder still a crime?
not over international waters?
http://66.media.tumblr.com/52cf0905d9bf9699e59a2128806c59fd/tumblr_o7135xX9EJ1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Just assume his father-in-law bought him the seat, and he’s on the way to being murdered by his father-in-law for drunkenly marrying the old-money daughter in Vegas.
Well, I just did a thing and ordered a whole mess of stuff to build a survival kit. In case of the Cascadia subduction earthquake, global warming, or Cleveland winning a Super Bowl.
So…how many years until you host your own poorly lit Youtube video, giving your manifesto while wearing a turtleneck out of season?
Minus-three?
http://66.media.tumblr.com/1cce5c1aaf6605bfd8bc4d87d529536d/tumblr_o6y5j24F6o1rl3tlpo4_1280.jpg
Rank these events from most to least likely.
I have camping, hiking and hunting stuff too.
Civ VI is coming. Expect me to be really boring and/or make weird football-civ analogies in october.
Only 4 expansions until it’s the best strategy game of all time!
I would contend that I’m a better presidential candidate than Trump, based solely on my ability at Civ
I would contend that, based solely on the fact that you are NOT Donald Trump. Even if’n I knew nothing MOAR about ya.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md7dowxqq51ri9yduo1_250.gif
HAHAHA! Doc is an ass
http://67.media.tumblr.com/f1666d8c649a2670543b65b92d649330/tumblr_o6y6z6LQuN1rj28rmo1_500.jpg
Backup goalie curse is in effect here, right?