Better Late Than NEVAR – It’s a VON MILLER Saturday!!! Open Thread

Talk amongst yourselves about whatever, but all I can say (yes I am fine wth $70M guaranteed, did you fucking watch Superb Owl L or not??) is…

THAT’S GOOD BRONCOS!!!!

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King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Unsurprised

When does yeah right do this for Sunday Gravy?
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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

There are few things better than drunkenly watching old Simpsons episodes with a fellow Commentist.

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

I thought that was Elizabeth Olsen

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You can’t tell the difference?

Brick Meathook

SHE DEFINETLY LIKES ME

Unsurprised
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

It’s late, so we need to knock it off with those negative waves. Night all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbEucjsNFU

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

I THINK SHE LIKES ME

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

Cat’s in. That was annoying.

WCS

That all said, watching American Psycho and drinking beer on the couch. Could be worse.

Brick Meathook

Watching “Kelly’s Heroes” for the 50th time. They are in the village with the bank. This movie never gets old.

Brick Meathook

Carroll O’Connor (General Colt) is my favorite character, because he properly chews the scenery. Donald Sutherland (Oddball) is of course a close second. They’re all great.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

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WCS

Entire day at Kennywood + flask of Eagle Rare + screaming child + beer + home now = good God

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Chanel Iman

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

My second favorite gif ever:

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Brick Meathook

MMM MMM MMM! RABBIT STEW!

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Unsurprised

This should be the new flag.

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

Sounds good to me!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Started laughing, then got depressed…… how could we be so idiotic?

Unsurprised

I hope this is the bottom of the valley.

Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

So my sister’s stupid cat outsmarted me because we all wondered where the cat was so I worried it was outside, went outside, opened the door to come back in, and THEN the cat went out. Now I just feel foolish.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Looks like shit got real around these parts

Sill Bimmons
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

That reminds me of a fun Halloween I spent with an ex. Yes, we were both wearing costumes VERY similar to those in the picture…

herodotus450

So which Sailor were you?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Where’s my angry German lady flipping off someone like a fucking maniac gif when I need it?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

DID TWBS LIKE THE PRESENT? !?!?

Unsurprised

He’s alive!?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Oh he did. He was wearing it in 80 degree heat.

ballsofsteelandfury

Did y’all like the rum?

laserguru

He did

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

I’m chilling and drinking with the brothers Rikki and Low Commander.
I’ve got the Wee Baby Seamus to invest in a ponzi scheme.
Drive home safe Covalent!

I’ve been drinking again.

Sill Bimmons

Say “Hello” to those in attendance!

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Sill Bimmons

hey

Spanky Datass

suh duu

Sill Bimmons

nuh muu

Spanky Datass

A big damn horse fly buzzed by my head as I walked into the house earlier. Swatted the evil creature after it lit on the ceiling.
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Sill Bimmons

hope you killed it

Spanky Datass

Also, is that a Mazda in Moose’s gif above?

Sill Bimmons

Looks like a Nissan 200 SX from here.

Spanky Datass

Good looking little ride, imho.

Sill Bimmons

Absolument!

Sill Bimmons

suh yuu

Unsurprised

This is becoming a real fear

Doktor Zymm

Guten Nacht, people I like better than to call bitches!

Sill Bimmons

Bonne nuit…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, being locked in the truck can reach temperatures of 120F.

Unsurprised

But she was already dead from asphyxiation.

(That’s a shot from Jawbreaker)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I posted it as a joke commemorating the turning of the comment page; thus Hippo’s follow on joke..

Unsurprised

You’re welcome for me ruining the joke