Brief NFL notes:
- Reggie Bush has indeed signed with the Bills, for one year.
- Stevie Johnson has a torn meniscus, and is out of Chargers camp.
- Tom Brady has reached out to Wes Welker & Randy Moss to be his workout buddies during his four-week vacation.
- Ochocinco was a Browns assistant coach? Well, not anymore.
- Today’s Cowboys controversy: Is Tony Romo fat?
- The gold medal quote comes from the photographer, who said it was a “poor job of photography that gave the impression that Romo took on Jared Lorenzen as a fitness advisor”.
It’s a three-day weekend in BC. Saturday night had the final night of the “Symphony of Fire” fireworks show
Sunday was the annual Pride Parade
Fun fact: my church protested at the first one – I was there! This year, the Prime Minister, who is my age, also marched:
It’s nice to see society evolve.
Monday is the actual BC Day. A holiday known for its heritage and tradition, the date reaches all the way back to our beautiful province’s founding a scant 42 years.
From the “Peace Arch News“:
Monday is B.C. Day – in a province that was last in Canada to get a long weekend in August. That changed when then-Surrey MLA Ernie Hall introduced a bill to establish the holiday.
Hall, of the ruling NDP party, said the holiday would honour B.C.’s pioneers, while others – reflecting the partisan atmosphere of the day – said the day would grant citizens freedom from socialists and give people a chance to just lighten up.
“We feel that British Columbia, like every other province, could benefit and should have a holiday around Aug. 1. We feel that the holiday should be dedicated to the pioneers who built the colony of British Columbia into the great province it is today,” Hall said in the house, according to legislative records.
Political rival Don Phillips chimed in to say he supported the bill, but it didn’t go far enough.
“There should be another section in this bill which, on this day, would give all British Columbians the freedom they had before the socialists moved in in September of 1972,” said Phillips, a Social Credit MLA.
Other MLAs said the day would allow British Columbians to celebrate the history of the province when the weather is best and to give “very serious people” a chance to enjoy a holiday.
At the end of debate, Hall concluded there was overwhelming support for a new holiday – and the bill received royal assent June 5, 1974.
Therefore, by the power granted to me from the Province of British Columbia, I am day drinking. Provincial beers though; have to be in keeping with the day. Today’s choice: Okanagan Spring Brewing’s 1516.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB: Yankees @ Mets – 7:00 (ESPN)
- Club Friendly Soccer: Liverpool vs Roma – from St. Louis – 8:00 (ESPN2)
Your regular many-sites cited NFL news roundup will return tomorrow. Join me as we work our way to the Hall of Fame game, as the inevitable tediuosness of Brett Favre hagiography reaches its climax on Saturday, with a tearful speech from Mooch at the NFL Network Total Access desk. The game itself will involve Aaron Rodgers playing one snap, and Eddy Lacy getting his body examined as if he were a Playboy centerfold.
Enjoy your evening.
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Say my Name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc
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Bad news: My position got cut due to budget cuts
Good news: I wanted to get the hell out of there eventually and they gave me severance pay and the unused PTO hours totally almost a paid month
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Yay?! I’m sure you’ll find something more to your liking soon!
yay by far. In the short term I have insurance and more importantly I don’t have to wear pants on weekdays
I’m still tasting that pizza. A large one of these pizzas, to be clear (Genoa salami, mushrooms, olives, pepperoni & Italian sausage):
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Evening gents, Seeing as I missed the nostalgia over the weekend, I’ve decided to post my favoirte KSK post of all time: Rex ryan prepares a feast for the 2009 AFC championship Game:
http://uproxx.com/ksk/coach-ryan-prepares-a-feast/
its not the same without the pictures.’
also I’d like to thank you kind fellows for accepting a socially inept iron worker into your ranks.
also the gifs. specially you moose.
I think my favorite Rex Ryan one was the one where he said “YOU GAY HARD AND YOU GAY TO WIN!”
“OH! OH! EL QUEERO HIT THE PYLON!” is probably the most I laughed at any one line.
Yup. Genius!
That was the best goddamn Rex Ryan post Drew ever did
Oh God Yes:
http://uproxx.com/ksk/tony-dungy-would-like-to-remind-you-it-gets-worse/
AND BIOHAZARD will be played on the jukebox THE WHOLE TIME!
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“A RYAN ALWAYS SAUSAGES HIS FROSTED FLAKES!” (Frosted flake pictured here)
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also as always
eat shit UPROXX
for the record, I’m not an iron worker. not sure why I said that. random thought
Try Cialis.
Stelio!!!!!!
(i might be slightly drunk…fair warning)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDr6X6fCvxw
4 hours later, things are still broken, SVPs are angry. But my boss told me to GTFO. I’ll take it.
In my experience in tech support, they typically pick the worst possible option. Does that stand?
Let’s eat, fuckers.
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So my tablet just locked up for a few seconds. Fortunately it happened while I was looking at Moose’s gif of a cross pendant dangling between two breasts.
Really don’t need much more time than that if you know what you’re doing
Pervert.
/scrolls down
Shitting on wounded veterans has always worked for Republican chickenhawks in the past. I don’t understand why this Khan thing hasn’t blown over just because the kid died.
I can’t believe that the hill Trump chose to die on is “Fuck you and your dead hero son”
I can.
And I love it.
Now they are calling him and his dad embedded ISIS agents. Keep digging.
Even though he died in 2004 before … Fucking Christ. Republicans will believe anything.
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/759958482338607104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
HOW IS THAT FUCKING COKCSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER A FUCKIGN LAWYER IN FUCKING CALIFORNIA
The Rio people are not getting the fact that shit down there needs to be fixed. Instead theyve dispatched a tech to New York.
RIO 2016 everyone!
Rio was a bad idea when it was a reasonable idea. Serves the IOC right.
It’s really a shame that Eric Trump got separated from the Founders before he learned to properly mimic a human.
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Odo you didn’t!
(annoyed grunt) QUAAAAAARRRRRRRK!
TRUMP: If my daughter was sexually harrassed at work, I’d hope she’d leave the job.
REPORTERS: And then what? She would work from home?
TRUMP: Hmm…yeah, maybe that’s a bit of a Catch-22.
I feel dirty for asking….
But which daughter?
/Totes might have an opening
//giggity
But she works for him …
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Will Nacho be the Donkey’s starting QB?
Wouldn’t that merit a new nickname as El Burro?
ES BUENO ANDALE!
/knows no Spanish
El Cabron
El Burro de las Interceptionas!
Goddammit Flacco!!!!!!!!!
Oh sorry…kneejerk response.
RG3 just died
So I will be serving martinis tomorrow night, I should probably use tonight to practice and make sure I’ve got my recipe down, right?
Just remember: when in doubt, pour heavy.
And once you’re certain, keep pouring heavy
Yup.
Gin or Vodka? Dirty? Gibsons?
Vesper.
Bond Approved.
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You see, the problem with DFO is that I start grilling, and then I start reading, and then I forget to turn over the things that are on the grill.
Fuck it, I’m going Cajun.
Demolition Man, good movie or great movie?
I wanna know how the fuck to work the three seashells.
But yeah, one of my favorite re-watches.
(shit…has it really come down to me having conversations with myself? Yep)
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Whenever someone says “Demolition Man” I mistakenly think of “Repo Man” which I haven’t actually seen yet.
HEY!
I don’t wear beige or sing jingles.
Banana/Broccoli sounds pretty fucking good tho….right?
Not as much as banana spinach, but sure
It’s easily a top 5 incest movie, yeah
http://www.earwolf.com/episode/demolition-man-live/
Oh shit. CEOs are getting involved now.
Well? Who won?
Still ongoing.
Interject and propose a duel to the death
Hey Moose,
That’s the 60s equivalent of the Halle Berry topless scene from Swordfish.
Yay 60s Bewbs.
Are the Rio Games really going to be reported as a shit show, if they really are?
If you’re in Sweden, Dublin, or Norway and this card isnt replaced, you’re not gonna see Olympics period.
A moose bit my sister once.
She should’ve posted nastier gifs
I’m sure he was sorry. And drunk.
Now we know Moose’s name IRL. Or should I say, Vic.
Drunk? Almost certainly.
Sorry? I’m skeptical.
Titus entering Big Show territory here
Dammit, crossing streams again
Tony Romo needs all the cushioning he can get.
And he’ll have it with all the time he’ll be spending in the hospital this season
“Now whos the Butterball, Mister Man!?!”
–Jessica Simpson
Going through the WYTS comments I just remembered that the Ravens and the Baltimore Inner Harbor got nuked in The Sum of All Fears and that’s be far the best thing that ever has or will happen to Baltimore.
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The call Im on is regarding bad optical circuits from Rio to New York for the Olympics. 4 circuits are taking errors. all 4 are originating from the same piece of equipment in Rio. The tech in Rio wants to try everything except swapping out the card.
Why are people so difficult?
Did he try turning it off and on again?
The sad part is that might fix the issue.
Everyone everywhere always sucks
Sounds like someone needs a LART.
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It should really only have 5e tails though smgdh,,,
HOW IS DRESSING UP LIKE A WIZARD GOING TO HELP , GRATLIFF???
Also, did he try blowing on it?
I really appreciate this response.
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Reminder that these two are actually married now. I feel like Rusev probably really enjoys his life.
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Group rate?
Sweet!!!!!
You know who I can’t stand? “Marlins Man. The rich douchebag who conspicuously attends every fucking sports event he can.
“But oh! He takes random people to games and pay for them! He gives to charity!” Yes. For the fucking attention. So everyone will tell him how generous and great he is. Suggesting the team whose jersey you parade around with let you throw out the first pitch and do a “Marlins Man Night” isn’t generous, it’s fucking narcissism. You can donate to people without giving interviews and showing up on SportsCenter and taking advantage of your wealth to get access no one else can.
Fuck you and fuck your faux-modest face in the second row behind home plate at Wrigley so I have to see it with very fucking pitch.
He’s so modest though. Have you heard his appearance on PMT?
Do you still call it an appearance if it’s an audio only podcast? I think yes.
I refuse to listen to the man stroke himself off about how he pays for people to watch sporting events and is therefore a great guy.
Holy shit, I miss IRC as the primary communication medium. Fuck you again, social media.
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Weird?
MAYBE!
Currently on a 2 hour plus long conference call.
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Mute mic + porn
Hell no. Find the craziest shit you can on, oh … *mumbles*less and then turn the volume to max.
Or better *murmur*-r. The banner search terms alone are nightmare fuel
Oh Ive been on mute. I think ive said maybe all of 5 words?
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http://bash.org/?4281
Has been in the top 10 for the last 16 years. All I ever needed to know, I learned on bash.org.
That was the other one I was thinking of. I’m more visual, though, so my stupid head first went to the above macro
Fist Over IP is the term we used when dealing with idiots on the distant end that couldn’t/wouldn’t listen to troubleshooting advice.
M-O-O-N
That spells “I’m fucked”.
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That first guy, Matt, in today’s WYTS can get fucked eternally for ever trusting Art Fucking Modell
Oh, and their first round draft pick’s IG name is Megatronnie? Really? FUCK YOU.
God damn, this is some quality Hate
“I spent the last two months of my deployment to the Middle East last year during the first two months of last football season. I was so much happier in a hostile foreign land than being around Ravens fans. If the brightest of Ravens fans were to gather at the Greene Turtle, Ralph Wiggum would be most qualified among them to land the coveted position of Glen Burnie/Pasadena chapter president. The 10th layer of Hell would reject them and their purple camo pants. They have the wisdom, intelligence, and decision-making skills of Andy Dwyer. Fuck em all, right square in the dicks.”
I will say that one of the recurring bits about WYTS that annoys the piss out of me is people bitching to Drew about how football is the most popular pro sport in their city. Fuck these fucking cunts.
Baseball isn’t a fucking sport and fuck everyone who plays it and watches it. Fucking simpletons. Why the fuck should anyone care about your stupid fucking game or your stupid fucking players? You suck, everyone you know sucks, and I hope your favorite player drives a baseball through your fucking skulls with an errant hit. It may just improve your IQ.
This is some good hate.
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Chump don’t want da help, chump don’t get da help.
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So I read this today: http://gawker.com/you-can-be-against-corportate-welfare-and-still-take-ad-1784650620
That’s pretty much the *definition* of hypocrisy which raises the question: what the hell *is* hypocrisy to this person?
And that doesn’t even touch the fact he’s wrong about corporations donating to candidates. Basically the most they can do is set up PACs and take money from private individuals.
I like how you phrased “the most they can do” like that isn’t how our government has been bought and sold for the past 8 years by the super rich.
8?
Beat me by a minute!
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Oh yes. Super rich *people* buy favor in the system. Not corporations. Maybe it’s not an important distinction to people but it’s a significant one.
But those same super rich people are the ones in charge of the corporations. Let’s not pretend that Koch Industries is a politically weak company because Charles and David are donating on an individual level.
Oh, it’s not. But the Kochs have to use their personal money for that. They can’t take money directly from Koch Industries to do it.
I know the difference is basically academic, but i was mainly pointing out that that original post–craven fucking hypocrite that he is–was wrong in addition to be a craven fucking hypocrite.
Well, yeah. I understood that, but I’m internet-bound to cherry pick something to criticize in every comment.
I mean, I just passive-aggressively posted some comment from another website just to bitch about it, so–because I actually know the definition of hypocrisy–I can’t give you shit.
Past eight years?
They just made it easier with Citizens United.
I actually was thinking Citizen’s United. Thought it went in right after Obama won.
Correct, really didn’t hit the money until 2012 election.
And I can’t be surprised that this level of cognitive dissonance exists and that people generally aren’t principled at all no matter what they say, but somehow this particular example just stuck in my mind like a pesky splinter and I just can’t stop fiddling with it.
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Peter Thiel has been researching blood transfusions as a means to extend lifespan because he rejects, “the ideology of the inevitability of the death of every individual.” Right. Death is just an ideology.
He is basically cliche villain in a bad sci-fi graphic novel at this point.
Drew Magary wrote that book
He’s Mr. Burns, except that he wouldn’t be rejecting Smithers’ advances.
Yeah, but Smithers is a no-good college boy (a frat boy, even).
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I don’t know how to feel about the fact that this is Priscilla Presley’s grand-daughter
Ummmm….it’s probably best I say nothing.
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Nice Beaver!!!!
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Well shit…that didn’t go as planned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y09YOkVmGg0
Must be hard for Tony to shoulder the responsibility of leading Dallas to 8-8
I’d say half as easy as it was last year.
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The more fat on Tony Romo, the longer the Romonobyl fires burn.
That linked article says Ochocinco was “tending to some other business.” I think we all know what business that is. The phone sex hotline business.
He better show up with my weed soon.
Just saying.
Or maybe he’s at the courthouse filling in a name change form!
Obligatory Enrico Palazzo gif is obligatory.
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Oh, good. Reggie Bush is pursuing the OJ Simpson path. Albeit a decade past his prime and in a league that hates rushing.
Maybe he’ll stop short of brutally murdering 2 people.
At this point, double murder would make me like him more.
If its 2 Kardashains he might get a medal.
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Does he get extra points if one of them is the one who’s actually OJ’s daughter?
Pure gold from the WYTS comments: