NFL pre-Week 3 preseason games notes:
- on the heels of his practice fight with the Bears last week comes news the Patriots
are cutting Center Brian Stork.[UPDATE: traded to the [*Redacted] s for a 7th Round pick.] - PFT is alleging that the Browns denied wanting to trade Josh Gordon in order to see if there’s interest from other teams in trading for Josh Gordon. It’s always sad to see a dealer turn on a loyal customer.
- good times at Seahawks practice – Doug Baldwin & Richard Sherman went at it after Baldwin scorched Sherman on a route.
- sounds like someone needs to take a trip with our Beastmode.
- speaking of trips with Beastmode, the real Beastmode is with Cal in Australia for the start of the Pac-12 season. He even took some practice squad reps, because fuck yeah why not?!
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In the “For Fuck’s Sake!” department, ESPN & PFT are ‘reporting’ that up to “20 teams” will attend Tebow’s tryout day next Tuesday.
Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson, who played two seasons of minor league baseball in the Colorado Rockies organization, was recently asked by TheMMQB.com whether he had any advice for Tebow.
“Hope he can hit a curveball,” Wilson said, adding that “baseball’s pretty hard.”
- If that limp-armed virgin somehow gets signed, I’m dusting off the blocker and showing up to Canucks camp.
Finally, for a second day in a row, ESPN The Magazine has an excellent long-form article for your reading pleasure. This one is about the rise & fall of daily fantasy sites like FanDuel & Draft Kings. The interesting thing I got from it was that anti-online gambling laws actually facilitated the swift rise. I mean – I’d heard the stories, but the article spells it out nicely for a layman like me.
As you read the article, have a chuckle at recalling how many times JB pimped the site on “FOX NFL Sunday”.
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I got this in my mail today:
The hook? “Don’t miss a minute of the action in Smashville as the Predators seek to return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs again in 2017 as part of the NHL’s elite Central Division.” Well, they’ve got me there, because I’m stuck with the Oilers, Flames & Coyotes in the Pacific.
Over-enthusiastic? You bet! Promo Code: ROCKOUT
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In respect of a comment in last night’s Open Thread, time to pour one for a Law & Order classic who aged pretty well.
Steven Hill – this guy
Aged 94. According to IMDb, he was “born in Seattle, Washington, in 1922, as Solomon Krakovsky, to Russian Jewish immigrants.” His first big role was starring alongside Hedy Lamarr in “A Lady Without Passport”.
He was also on the original “Mission: Impossible” TV show, but was fired because he refused to work on the Sabbath; he was replaced by Peter Graves. Pretty good career. I hope he and Jerry Orbach are hunting down perps in the afterlife.
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Tonight’s sports:
- Little League World Series: U.S. winners-bracket game – 7:30PM | ESPN
- 2016 College Football Preview – 8:00 | ESPNU
- MLB Baseball: Giants at Dodgers – 10:00PM | ESPN
Tonight’s paucity of genuine Open Thread quality and sports entertainment is replaced tomorrow by Scotchy & games with actual starters playing about a half. I’LL TAKE IT!
I start school again tomorrow. I can’t sleep because even though my financial aid went through on the national level 2 weeks ago my actual college seems to be pretending that never happened. Also I almost went into full seizures today on a probably more related note than I will admit. I did schedule my classes knowing me so I still can get 7 hours if I fall asleep soon. This schedule has me there til 10 pm but I am fine with that if I don’t have to go in at 7 or 8 am.
Hopefully that set up works for you. I remember the days of having to schlep back in the evening for a night class after a few beers and some dinner. That’s another reason it took me 6 years to get a four-year degree.
I took some online classes a few years back and it was fucking great for my schedule. Working nights with a job that has a ton of down time (as my nightly hours on here can attest) meant I was able to knock out classes with very little work having to be done at home.
I’ve been skimming twitter feeds because I am an idiot. So I should go to bed now
Why is it so satisfying watching people suffer genital trauma?
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/its-science-anchorman.gif
MOOOMMMMMMM
https://vine.co/v/57Ml9O15HuP
http://67.media.tumblr.com/e3bd345108b9aef6c9e4bd25a67a5fea/tumblr_mrrk9yqZGk1qdlh1io1_250.gif
This phrase taken out of context……
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https://vine.co/v/5AELHgPqB95
http://global3.memecdn.com/Panda-Sex_o_1253.jpg
http://66.media.tumblr.com/f0be18bc494c0d1e46a06073c4593074/tumblr_occyqjFWqD1u7ndimo1_500.jpg
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HOT MOOB ACTION!!
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I’m disappointed the brain isn’t the sleeping donkey.
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I’m bored
http://tdi.world/uploads/19231_lvfieh0.jpg
You misspelled drunk. Hopefully. Because I’m really bored too.
I wish. As soon as I get paid, but right now I’m down to bare essentials in the food and drink area.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/bb7cb8163787dffb9c221ae02b1c7331/tumblr_ni7ngbrntI1tnjoguo6_250.gif
OH YEAH NAVY
AINT NO WAY TEH GUYS WITH NO BOATS ARE GETTIN PAST YEW
A certain Broncos fan in my house.
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http://67.media.tumblr.com/5e504df1f53e1c39f52b96361dc3d87e/tumblr_o9yuj4ph0m1te6usvo1_540.gif
screw it, brocky can’t keep his eyes open, I depart with this:
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/favreINT.gif
Thank you for that gif. It is a Holy Gif.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a0d6bf2135a195ba890831f64347d699/tumblr_o9zyamWADc1r1hcqzo1_500.jpg
smh
http://proplayerinsiders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Charlie-Batch-PIT-350×350.jpg
This…this…
You just know…
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1820989/steelerbros.gif
http://www.zeblog.com/blog/uploads/c/cleopatreselene/imhotep.png
Semi-not old Green Day. Four years more or less…which still seem impossible in and of itself..
But really gone now.
g’nite fuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gg4QZNOAco
If you are going to throw out the first pitch…..
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/3-seems-legit-deposits-at-bank.jpg
DAMN IT!
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http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/3-seems-legit-deposits-at-bank.jpg
http://66.media.tumblr.com/15a1bb92c629162c2048ff9e31422745/tumblr_nabqp4pz5W1t42ssko6_r1_400.gif
Also watching Angels at Blue Jays, playing in Toronto, with the CN Tower in the background. On August 16,1977, as a young lad in the videogame room high atop the CN Tower, I first heard that Elvis Presley had died. True story.
Did you almost cry?
I cried almost as hard as I cried on VJ Day.
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Holy shit! I was at a mall in Dallas the same day hoping to get a chance to play Space Invaders when I heard the news.
/didn’t almost cry
//cool story bro…
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I prefer the original
http://guyspeed.com/files/2014/05/Alison-Brie-handjob-gif.gif
Don’t care.
SENSORS ARE DETECTING . . . JELLY.
Old Green Day, and I really am out now. Important teevee, like I said…..
(this one’s fun to play, btw…and difficult to fuck up mostly)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eebfMFzJHNs
http://67.media.tumblr.com/a6ce2e4d7a1f2d4e4ec064ae528250fa/tumblr_mv896ytKCf1qzbagvo1_250.gif
The fact that you call this “Old Green Day” makes me feel like Imhotep.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Agreed. But it has recently been brought to my attention that in spite of how old I may or may not be and/or feel…more than 10 yrs old is old.
SUP IMHOTEP
It’s 9 and it’s already dark out. Fuck! Next thing I know it’ll be getting dark at 4 and I’ll want to kill everything.
Who among us hasn’t?
http://jalopnik.com/he-did-it-1785710255
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Thus the zombie apocalypse commences..
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Watching Giants vs Dodgers here in Los Angeles but due to a pissing contest between the cable company and DirecTV we can’t hear Vin Sculley in his last season announcing after 65 years on the job.
THAT’S FUCKED UP
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THATS LIFE FUCKWEASEL ILL STICK THAT ARM UP YOUR OWN ASS
Oh! I’m sorry!
I accidentally commented here where I intended to comment on nflmemes
Hoark Clotheshook
Yup…new Green Day. Come October you fuckers will be sorry you ever met me….as if you aren’t already, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg5Bp_Gzs0s
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I saw Green Day for the first time in 1989 at a show on LBI with fewer than 200 people when things were shit for them.
The only thing I remember from that show was the fucking drums.
It made up for everything along the way.
Popped into a bar to have a drink and listen to some live music. The drummer is distractingly bad. So do I order another cocktail or just go back to my Airbnb and have a beer?
B
http://66.media.tumblr.com/90acba424e526247989060435212d64b/tumblr_o531j6Rb9o1s64sa8o8_250.gif
Both?
And yeah, in spite of my own percussion suckage currently (but working on it), I’m always distracted by someone who supposedly knows what they should be doing but doesn’t.
When he plays under control, it’s good. He’s just trying to do too much, rushing, and getting sloppy and loud in weird places. I’ve never seen so much unnecessary hihat pedal usage.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/968e7333776e3489f8c289fac10a9f27/tumblr_o4wixpDmab1qiaxzfo10_250.gif
LMFAO….da fuq???????
Gentle and also mobile pegger?
What does the scenery look like would be my influence.
Translation: Bewbs?????
http://67.media.tumblr.com/ff65cd1ec349300b7403e54b232b0749/tumblr_o531j6Rb9o1s64sa8o7_250.gif
The bartender is indeed attractive, just not on the same level as the one from the previous two nights.
So yeah, you got why I really chose this bar tonight.
Last one…I promise (probably)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6JbwiVl-8g
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Jessica Lange in King Kong made young Spanky’s pee-pee happily stick out.
/it’s a dick joke
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OK, gotta got mastub….errrrrr, catch up on dvr’d documentaries now. Yeah….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRFCMM3bra8
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Just finished Stranger Things. I very much enjoyed it; it was quite good. However, I fail to see how it’s a shift in the paradigm cultural phenomena I was led it to be.
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Did you hear about the WIPocalypse?
Josh Innes has been shitcanned for being Josh Innes and all hell is breaking loose:
http://www.philly.com
ITS GLOARIOUS
Wasn’t the biggest fan of Stranger Things because there were three “A” plots, none of which converged convincingly enough for me.
The high school kids plot should have been minimized if not eliminated entirely.
That would have left them a lot of budget to clean up the CGI.
The terrible, terrible CGI.
SKIPPER!!! GILLIGAN ??? MRS. HOWELL???
http://66.media.tumblr.com/e5a7a54fac4b72874c074260bd3ddca7/tumblr_oa3mko5W391qlmn7ro1_250.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAOnUF8t20w
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Just starting work on a big piece about hate and the difference between the “hate” we all love about this place and the real hate that causes shit like what happened to my Ghanaian Uber driver tonight.
That’s brain shit. If there’s one thing I know, it’s brain shit.
I’ll make sure I schedule it with DTZM so I don’t step on any toes because I have a LOT to say.
Now if I can just bring my laptop back from the dead…
I am intrigued.
/interested in all things hate related
//might need therapy and/or medication
It’s all in the amygdala, bro.
/isn’t all in the amygdala, bro
I think my problems likely originate in the hypothalamus. I’m hormonal is what I’m saying.
THATS PITUITARY
Both, yes. Don’t test me sill, I went to kolledge.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothalamus
If so, I don’t know much more about those structures than you.
I know eyes and the visual pathway.
I went to sooper kolledge for that:
http://img.tfd.com/MosbyMD/thumb/visual-pathway.jpg
OK, who cares if it goes off the rails, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPg63uxYwN0
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