Can the football just happen already? No? Guh! I’ll go off on a different tangent. Okay. I’ll say it. You guys are great. I’m interested in 75 to 80% of what you yak about because of your interests outside The Football and your Not-Insane postings about football/your team. You’ve daily re-enforced the notion that I should not take this stupid game *too* seriously and for that I’m grateful. Tell me what you’ve done today or are about to do. Myself and others are Curious Yellow.*
*obscure Swedish film reference because I’m bored
That was a fat guy losing his feet not a chop block
I was just thinking that.
That’s gotta the laziest chop block I’ve ever seen
This game is going to end on a weird play.
a. Fair catch kick
b. One-point safety
c. Safety in Overtime
D) biased officiating for the Irish
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/24/58683008_2dc4c01d94_z.jpg
The Longhorns are actually trying to kill me.
Been there. Done that. Got the ulcer.
So the narrative I’m going with is….
Texas isn’t that good. Notre dame is that overrated
Seems very plausible
“Water wet, sky blue”
Brian Kelly will send a 20 year old up a scissor lift in high wind, but he’ll run a fucking draw up the middle with a minute and a half left in a tie game.
Fuck you Brian.
This is someone who announced to the Cincinnati Bearcats players he was leaving at their Senior Dinner. There’s a special level of Hell for assholes like that.
“Hey just like you seniors, I am getting the fuck out of here!”
So the bears release robbie gould
We’ll always have this picture
NEVAR FORGET!!1!
Last time a 69 appeared due to a Penn State person they went to prison
Please do not mistake my applause for “rhythmic slapping”
Time to blast your “I’ve been working on the Railroad” boys
Just for the record I’m about 80% bog-trotting Irish and the only reason I’d want them to win is because Texas is full of Texans.
Buckets of live bait are like YOU GOTTA GET BETTAR OARGANIZED OUT THERE
This is a trainwreck.
A hilarious, hilarious trainwreck.
I was falling asleep. Did I dream that or did that really happen?
smgdh…this fucking game goes into OT and I’ll…I’ll…
Shit, I got nothing.
dubble wut
Really?
BUT THERE’S A FLAG!!!!
HORRY FUCK
wut
Notre Dame should be penalized 15 yards for challenging that play. Dipshits.
If only that was a thing. “Lost an obvious challenge. 15 yard penalty”
Its should be a one point penalty. Its so bad, they lose a point.
Why is Brian Kelly’s cheek bleeding?
Probably the blood of the latest rape victim ND is trying to sweep under a rug.
RedZone cannot get here soon enough.
Nihilist Arby’s is fantastic.
http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-detail/uploads/nihilistarbyshed2015.png
Here’s how I solved the problems with my kids going over our data
“I’ll throw your phone in the fucking sewer”
Didn’t cost me a cent.
What the fuck happened since I changed the channel?
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a6/a62a93f93010826d4e3a662fe93e68677cc9c4eefa491f0bd4910b6801792f08.jpg
– Longhorns Football
Texas’ coach turned into a pumpkin a couple hours ahead of schedule.
Am I the only one who hates Kiefer Sutherland, and really enjoyed seeing that dead kid beat the shit out of him in Flatliners?
Isn’t he like 5’6″ in real life?
No idea.
According to his imdb bio he’s 5’81/2″.
You can tell he’s sensitive about his height because he added that 1/2 inch to the 5’8″.
That’s actually pretty tall for a Hollywood actor.
Inorite?
– T. Cruise
I’m 6’1″. I’mma move to Hollywood and finally realize my dream of playing professional basketball.
Tom Cruise Syndrome
Ha!!!
Sounds like he’s a fucking liar.
I despise Kiefer Sutherland. Exgf was obsessed with 24 and I would piss her off by constantly calling it “that show with that racist rapist from A Time To Kill”
Bears released Robbie Gould.
I just informed the ladyfriend that today was the last Sunday without football until February. She did not react as the rest of us have.
So do you need to ice the plums?
LOL, WUT?
Don’t you know we’re riding?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7XIL67QSME
Honestly, I hate Notre Dame football but the graduates I know are pretty cool.
Penn State on the other hand….
I’ve only met one ND graduate and he was, and is, an unbelievable horse’s ass.
Penn State is odd because I have one otherwise level-headed friend who went there for school, and completely drank the Paterno Kool-Aid.
It’s like Jonestown with an ag school.
I dont know anyone who went to either school. But I know far too many people who like them as favorite college teams
The only Penn State grad I’ve met, no idea how he ever managed to finish up high school, let alone a 4-year university.
Honestly, I enjoyed their fall after the whole incident.
“Hey JoePa makes sure his guys go to class! I mean… he ignored decades-long sodomy by a trusted assistant… but LaVar Arrington never missed a class!”
I don’t know anyone who graduated from Notre Dame.
I know far too many people who graduated from Penn State.
http://media.tumblr.com/eedde1a8c94400af30963c1bca5a589f/tumblr_inline_mk5ktuyAgx1qz4rgp.gif
damn
Well shit.
This is unlike the UCLA/TAMU game yesterday, where I was impressed by both sides’ effort and ability.
Tackled by the punter? That’s a paddlin
Do they only sell mascara by the 5-gallon bucket in TX or something?
The whore setting strikes again!
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Womens%20Page/tammy_faye_bakker.jpg
My original declaration stands.
WHY YOON NO MAKE THAT FIELDGOAL?
http://static.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1320/why-wh_5483243_lrg.jpg
There’s still a whole quarter for them to fuck it up.
Charlie Strong will try to run out the clock, because he left his brains in Louisville apparently.
He had to…it was in his contract. Petrino needed them.
That’s bullshit. Petrino hasn’t been using brains for years. That guy’s a spinal cord with eye stalks.
Black ND guy gets his name changed to Paddy O’ Furniture on that endzone play.
That should have been targeting IMHO.
Then again, since no one at any level knows how to tackle anymore without launching themselves helmet first these days….
smgdh…I hate that shit.
“Man, I bet that would HURT!!”
– T. Green
“I wonder if I could have played professional football?”
-also T. Green
thank fuck Blackish is coming back!!!
I like Anthony Anderson a lot, but never have watched that for some reason.
Wasn’t he kangaroo jack?
Is that good? I just assumed it was a piece of shit.
I was just bein’ facetious, I dunno
try that thingy where you run the Sex Cannon play again
Why oh why did TX have to remember that they sucked??
Uh oh.
Teh oopsies are starting to compound on the contest foar teh Longhorns here.
UT coeds all make their shocked/blowjob combo face
Pretty sure that Lena Dunham is the most pointless thing on earth.
http://www.theroot.com/articles/culture/2016/09/10-reasons-odell-beckham-jr-didnt-speak-to-lena-dunham/
Her goddamned piece of shit gets what, 5 seasons, and we can’t even get the two “Deadwood” wrap-up movies we were promised??
She’s the reason we can’t have nice things.
If they can keep milch out of the casinos…
Agreed, I do not think there are many people who would describe her physique as “pointy”.
In fact I would say that it’s the polar opposite of “pointy.”
I already did say that.
Don’t know why it bore repeating.
He must’ve watched Girls and saw her naked beforehand. Kudos to him for actually studying the playbook for a change.
Please, I wouldn’t even pursue her as a fag hag!
Oh man I just turned the ND game on. I thought they’d clobber Texas because, well, Texas, but this is fantastic.
Hey remember that time Brian Kelly killed a kid?
(And with that ND scores and I turn the game off)
HEY! He was mildly regretful about that.
Texas Girls are A1
Please be upstanding…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Da9sc6YDBo
The Irish defense is on roller skates.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/c9ed955424156d79af9fb02158fbf1c6/tumblr_nj9vzuFlQG1syvjuco1_400.gif
I feel like I missed out on an integral collegiate experience by going to a school without a football team.
Me too.
/ducks Hippo’s left hook
http://alivecampus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/il_570xN.527635461_atpj.jpg
I went to UCONN so I know how you feel.
State played a home-and-home with yinz, pretty sure UConn swept it…
We just beat Maine 24-21.
Maine.
By 3.
Shit. UCONN is where I WENT If I wanted D1 Football.
Me three. Uw-Milwaukee had one until the late 70’s.