Your Very Last (For Quite Some Time) Non-NFL Related Sunday Open Thread

Can the football just happen already? No? Guh! I’ll go off on a different tangent. Okay. I’ll say it. You guys are great. I’m interested in 75 to 80% of what you yak about because of your interests outside The Football and your Not-Insane postings about football/your team. You’ve daily re-enforced the notion that I should not take this stupid game *too* seriously and for that I’m grateful. Tell me what you’ve done today or are about to do. Myself and others are Curious Yellow.*

*obscure Swedish film reference because I’m bored

 

 

 

 

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Duchess

That was a fat guy losing his feet not a chop block

Brocky

I was just thinking that.

That’s gotta the laziest chop block I’ve ever seen

Redshirt

This game is going to end on a weird play.

a. Fair catch kick
b. One-point safety
c. Safety in Overtime

Brocky

D) biased officiating for the Irish

Sill Bimmons
Moonbatting Average

The Longhorns are actually trying to kill me.

Redshirt

Been there. Done that. Got the ulcer.

Brocky

So the narrative I’m going with is….

Texas isn’t that good. Notre dame is that overrated

Duchess

Seems very plausible

Horatio Cornblower

“Water wet, sky blue”

Horatio Cornblower

Brian Kelly will send a 20 year old up a scissor lift in high wind, but he’ll run a fucking draw up the middle with a minute and a half left in a tie game.

Fuck you Brian.

Redshirt

This is someone who announced to the Cincinnati Bearcats players he was leaving at their Senior Dinner. There’s a special level of Hell for assholes like that.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Hey just like you seniors, I am getting the fuck out of here!”

Sill Bimmons

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Brocky

So the bears release robbie gould

We’ll always have this picture

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ThursdaySkyGoddess

NEVAR FORGET!!1!

Duchess

Last time a 69 appeared due to a Penn State person they went to prison

Horatio Cornblower

Please do not mistake my applause for “rhythmic slapping”

Duchess

Time to blast your “I’ve been working on the Railroad” boys

Horatio Cornblower

Just for the record I’m about 80% bog-trotting Irish and the only reason I’d want them to win is because Texas is full of Texans.

Sill Bimmons

Buckets of live bait are like YOU GOTTA GET BETTAR OARGANIZED OUT THERE

Horatio Cornblower

This is a trainwreck.

A hilarious, hilarious trainwreck.

Redshirt

I was falling asleep. Did I dream that or did that really happen?

theeWeeBabySeamus

smgdh…this fucking game goes into OT and I’ll…I’ll…
Shit, I got nothing.

Sill Bimmons

dubble wut

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Really?

Horatio Cornblower

BUT THERE’S A FLAG!!!!

John Difool

HORRY FUCK

Sill Bimmons

wut

Horatio Cornblower

Notre Dame should be penalized 15 yards for challenging that play. Dipshits.

Sharkbait

If only that was a thing. “Lost an obvious challenge. 15 yard penalty”

Redshirt

Its should be a one point penalty. Its so bad, they lose a point.

Sill Bimmons

Why is Brian Kelly’s cheek bleeding?

Horatio Cornblower

Probably the blood of the latest rape victim ND is trying to sweep under a rug.

Sill Bimmons

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Sill Bimmons

RedZone cannot get here soon enough.

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Horatio Cornblower

Nihilist Arby’s is fantastic.

Horatio Cornblower

Here’s how I solved the problems with my kids going over our data

“I’ll throw your phone in the fucking sewer”

Didn’t cost me a cent.

Horatio Cornblower

What the fuck happened since I changed the channel?

Sill Bimmons

Texas’ coach turned into a pumpkin a couple hours ahead of schedule.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Am I the only one who hates Kiefer Sutherland, and really enjoyed seeing that dead kid beat the shit out of him in Flatliners?

Horatio Cornblower

Isn’t he like 5’6″ in real life?

theeWeeBabySeamus

No idea.

Horatio Cornblower

According to his imdb bio he’s 5’81/2″.

You can tell he’s sensitive about his height because he added that 1/2 inch to the 5’8″.

Sill Bimmons

That’s actually pretty tall for a Hollywood actor.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Inorite?
– T. Cruise

Horatio Cornblower

I’m 6’1″. I’mma move to Hollywood and finally realize my dream of playing professional basketball.

Sharkbait

Tom Cruise Syndrome

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ha!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sounds like he’s a fucking liar.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I despise Kiefer Sutherland. Exgf was obsessed with 24 and I would piss her off by constantly calling it “that show with that racist rapist from A Time To Kill”

Sill Bimmons

Bears released Robbie Gould.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I just informed the ladyfriend that today was the last Sunday without football until February. She did not react as the rest of us have.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So do you need to ice the plums?

John Difool

LOL, WUT?

Bloody Lethal

Don’t you know we’re riding?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7XIL67QSME

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Honestly, I hate Notre Dame football but the graduates I know are pretty cool.

Penn State on the other hand….

Horatio Cornblower

I’ve only met one ND graduate and he was, and is, an unbelievable horse’s ass.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Penn State is odd because I have one otherwise level-headed friend who went there for school, and completely drank the Paterno Kool-Aid.

It’s like Jonestown with an ag school.

Sharkbait

I dont know anyone who went to either school. But I know far too many people who like them as favorite college teams

King Hippo

The only Penn State grad I’ve met, no idea how he ever managed to finish up high school, let alone a 4-year university.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Honestly, I enjoyed their fall after the whole incident.

“Hey JoePa makes sure his guys go to class! I mean… he ignored decades-long sodomy by a trusted assistant… but LaVar Arrington never missed a class!”

Sill Bimmons

I don’t know anyone who graduated from Notre Dame.

I know far too many people who graduated from Penn State.

http://media.tumblr.com/eedde1a8c94400af30963c1bca5a589f/tumblr_inline_mk5ktuyAgx1qz4rgp.gif

Sill Bimmons

damn

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well shit.

King Hippo

This is unlike the UCLA/TAMU game yesterday, where I was impressed by both sides’ effort and ability.

herodotus450

Tackled by the punter? That’s a paddlin

King Hippo

Do they only sell mascara by the 5-gallon bucket in TX or something?

Horatio Cornblower

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Shogun Marcus

The whore setting strikes again!

Shogun Marcus

My original declaration stands.

John Difool
Sill Bimmons

There’s still a whole quarter for them to fuck it up.

King Hippo

Charlie Strong will try to run out the clock, because he left his brains in Louisville apparently.

theeWeeBabySeamus

He had to…it was in his contract. Petrino needed them.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s bullshit. Petrino hasn’t been using brains for years. That guy’s a spinal cord with eye stalks.

John Difool

Black ND guy gets his name changed to Paddy O’ Furniture on that endzone play.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That should have been targeting IMHO.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Then again, since no one at any level knows how to tackle anymore without launching themselves helmet first these days….
smgdh…I hate that shit.

King Hippo

“Man, I bet that would HURT!!”

– T. Green

LemonJello

“I wonder if I could have played professional football?”

-also T. Green

King Hippo

thank fuck Blackish is coming back!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I like Anthony Anderson a lot, but never have watched that for some reason.

Shogun Marcus

Wasn’t he kangaroo jack?

Sharkbait

Is that good? I just assumed it was a piece of shit.

King Hippo

I was just bein’ facetious, I dunno

King Hippo

try that thingy where you run the Sex Cannon play again

King Hippo

Why oh why did TX have to remember that they sucked??

Sill Bimmons

Uh oh.

Teh oopsies are starting to compound on the contest foar teh Longhorns here.

King Hippo

UT coeds all make their shocked/blowjob combo face

herodotus450

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Sill Bimmons

Pretty sure that Lena Dunham is the most pointless thing on earth.

http://www.theroot.com/articles/culture/2016/09/10-reasons-odell-beckham-jr-didnt-speak-to-lena-dunham/

King Hippo

Her goddamned piece of shit gets what, 5 seasons, and we can’t even get the two “Deadwood” wrap-up movies we were promised??

Sharkbait

She’s the reason we can’t have nice things.

Shogun Marcus

If they can keep milch out of the casinos…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Agreed, I do not think there are many people who would describe her physique as “pointy”.

Sill Bimmons

In fact I would say that it’s the polar opposite of “pointy.”

Sill Bimmons

I already did say that.

Don’t know why it bore repeating.

John Difool

He must’ve watched Girls and saw her naked beforehand. Kudos to him for actually studying the playbook for a change.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Please, I wouldn’t even pursue her as a fag hag!

Horatio Cornblower

Oh man I just turned the ND game on. I thought they’d clobber Texas because, well, Texas, but this is fantastic.

Hey remember that time Brian Kelly killed a kid?

(And with that ND scores and I turn the game off)

King Hippo

HEY! He was mildly regretful about that.

Spur

Texas Girls are A1

Bloody Lethal
Spanky Datass
Sharkbait

I feel like I missed out on an integral collegiate experience by going to a school without a football team.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Me too.
/ducks Hippo’s left hook

Horatio Cornblower

I went to UCONN so I know how you feel.

King Hippo

State played a home-and-home with yinz, pretty sure UConn swept it…

Horatio Cornblower

We just beat Maine 24-21.

Maine.

By 3.

Sharkbait

Shit. UCONN is where I WENT If I wanted D1 Football.

Shogun Marcus

Me three. Uw-Milwaukee had one until the late 70’s.