Your “Roger’s Got 25 Lighters” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets:

  • I hope you’ve got Matt Asiata in your pool, because AP is getting surgery for his torn meniscus and is expected to be gone at least 3 months.
    • In worsening Vikings news, Matt Kalil has been placed on IR and is now out the minimum 8 weeks.
  • Donte Moncrief has a fractured scapula and will miss 4-6 weeks.
  • More sadness in The Factory – WR Corey Coleman broke a hand at practice.
  • Ronnie Lott is among a group of investors trying to buy the Oakland Coliseum and work towards keeping the Raiders in Oakland. The offer was for $167.3 million.
    • The lead investor is Integral Group, an investment firm from Atlanta, which recently bought Chase Field (built for $350 million {adjusted}) in Phoenix from Maricopa County for $60 million.
  • Rubbing in more Crimebeat! news,

An arrest warrant has been authorized for suspended Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon after Gordon failed to answer several subpoenas in a child paternity case.

Finally, in case you missed it, here’s Marshawn Lynch on Conan:

Not bad. I miss his press conferences. I can hear the “It’s just a song, boss,” right now in my mind.


Make some room on the VISA – the NFL is selling Super Bowl ticket packages on the open market:

  • Until now, tickets for the Super Bowl have only been distributed through the NFL and its 32 teams. For Super Bowl 50, the participating teams received 35 percent of the tickets, the host San Francisco 49ers got another 5 percent and the remaining 29 franchises were allocated 1.2 percent each. The league claimed the final 25 percent.”
  • “The tickets are being sold on a website run by Ticketmaster and On Location Experiences, the NFL’s official hospitality partner, of which the league’s investment arm owns a stake.”
    • The company gets 9500 tickets to sell as part of this exclusive arrangement.
    • Perks include pre- and post-game parties, and on-field access (I assume after the game)
  • This is all due to what happened in Phoenix at Super Bowl XLIX, when people didn’t get the tickets they ordered because ticket brokers sold tickets they didn’t yet have, because fewer people resold their seats.
  • The “Rog Dodge” is that the NFL program has a sizeable markup, but does come with a guaranteed, specific ticket.

Sounds like Commissioner Goodell needs to make moves to make a quick 25 mill, so he can knock off big nine-nine Seville.


Slight mea culpa – I guess Doug Flutie was on the Spring 2016 season of “Dancing With The Stars”. He didn’t win. He’s still better than Tebow.

Also, I didn’t mention it yesterday, because I figured it would come up in the comments, but Doug Flutie’s daughter was a Miss Massachussetts.

Apparently, her resume shows she’s been a Charger Girl and a Patriots cheerleader. A few minutes of online stalking also finds she might be married now. Good for her.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB Baseball:
    • Red Sox at Orioles – 7:00 PM | ESPN/TSN
    • Giants at Dodgers – 10:00PM | ESPN/TSN
  • Women’s Volleyball:
    • Oklahoma at Kansas – 7:00 PM | ESPNU
    • South Carolina at Missouri – 9:00PM | ESPNU
  • World Cup of Hockey 2016: Team Europe vs. Canada – 8:00PM | ESPN2/Sportsnet

The Giants – Dodgers game should be good. Monday night there was some shoving between the teams about something concerning Yasiel Puig and Madison Bumgarner, wherein Bumgarner screeched, “Don’t look at me!” at Puig. In response, the Dodgers last night got some t-shirts made:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKmBen-BdI1/

 

THERE GON’ BE SOME BEANBALL!

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Fuck it there is no chance I am going to bed anytime soon. Green Day for tWBS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc

Don T

I hope NE wins and wish everybody a great day.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I napped from 7-11 today which means no matter how hard I try to sleep tonight it just won’t happen. I have 2 actual tests tomorrow so I have to try

theeWeeBabySeamus

9-2 here, but same basic concept.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Prepare for tears. Just saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I can think of something like 10 sadder Green Day songs that weren’t trying so hard

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I immediately apologize. I went too far. I hope to assume you knew I just went over the line for the joke. If not, sorry sir.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No worries. What moves me might not move you.
Getting moved is the issue.

That one has more to do with the vid than the song. Song itself has way nothing to do with vid. Is about Billie Joe’s father dying of cancer.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Happy Autumnal Equinox, everybody!!!
(pssst….that’s the first day of fall just so ya know)

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ugh, was that why it was so bright and warm out today.

theeWeeBabySeamus

At least.
But it’s the 22nd….ie, yesterday was summer’s last gasp. “tomorrow” is fall’s entrance.
Been cloudy and rainy here for two days. Perfect foar melancholy and feeling sorry for ones self.
Wooooo!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvGk506ucEk

Unsurprised

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Unsurprised

The extra flavor in that lemon blonde ale I couldn’t identify I finally figured out tonight: nougat

Senor Weaselo

Interesting…

Unsurprised

You wore pants today?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

If someone told me they were gonna post a Nathan Fillion gif that makes me love him more I would have called them a liar.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I actually went out to find what interview that came from. I like the gif more now

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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The steakhouse is playing a song that was in Goodfellas. We’ve officially landed back in the 60s-70s

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alright, I’m waking up in five hours to go back to the airport and then have another flight 12 hours after I take off. So goodnight, and don’t burn the place down until WCS gets here.

Unsurprised

No promises

LemonJello

Who, us?

/does poor job of hiding matches and can of lighter fluid behind his back

Unsurprised

This lemon blonde would be the best thing ever it if weren’t $7 a glass

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What man hasn’t been willing to spend $7 for a perfect blonde?

Senor Weaselo

I seem to prefer brunettes. Or redheads, of course.

Unsurprised

Redheads are the best. I kept staring at one at work when they had me go out and talk to the diners for some reason. I tried not to but I couldn’t help being a creep. To whatever credit I have though, she was really pretty.

Senor Weaselo

And then of course (only from what I’ve heard, as we know)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmflC0IfocU

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was looking forward to seeing if the Lethal Weapon TV show didn’t suck because I thought it starred Damon Wayans, Jr. It has his dad in it instead. I mean he is pretty good, his son is amazing

Unsurprised

I feel old as shit watching the original and Murtagh bitching about being old because he’s 40.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck United, Fuck O’Hare, and Fuck three consecutive days of cross country flying.

Unsurprised

At least you’re not black and driving through Oklahoma