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Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.
Your “Sunday of The Troubles” NFL Open Thread
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I’m pretty sure the original Duke was John Wayne.
What about the Duke of Earl?
New Game: Guess what Dalton said or did to his OL that explains why they don’t block for him.
I just figured they were anti-ginger
“If we win, everyone gets Skyline chili on me!”
Pacman gon strip dat ball, bulle dat, skeet skeet skeet
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Post halftime reporting : Various members of the Redskins are upset about various aspects of their play in the first half.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK, THE SCIENCE OF DUHDUCTION AT WORK
Howdy folks. I’m here to chew bubble gum and finish breaking the blog.
And I’m all out of bubble gum.
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Get these pans.
They’re only $60 and they are way better than crap from the criminals at the As Seen On Teevee junkyard.
They’re All-Clad btw.
I’ve actually been thinking about getting some decent pans. Got a link?
Search “all clad hard anodized” and you’ll get several.
Hmmm, I don’t know, do they come recommended by any celebrity chefs?
I’ll stick with my grandmother’s turn of the century cast iron monster. Heavy but irreplaceable.
I love mine but it’s not induction capable.
Well, la-di-dah, Mr. Fancy Stove!
I have a gas stove but I use an induction hot plate because it gets hot way faster, it’s much easier to clean, and it’s just me so I rarely have to use multiple burners.
You should get yourself one. $80 at any large Asian grocery store.
But Sill the tv tells me the copper with the colors is the way. Greens, Reds, ceramic even!
My next pan is going to be a carbon steel frying pan. I have good stainless and non stick and cast iron, but the carbon steel excellence is what I really want. I just don’t have any room in the kitchen for new pans right now.
A lot of maintenance but worth it.
Agree totally, these are just really good, cheap as shit, and come with All-Clad’s industry-leading lifetime warranty.
If you can afford the expense and time of carbon steel pans they are the Maybach of frying pans.
[pans these pans]
-Rex Reed
GBs defense deciding as usual that everyone deserves a chance.
[wipes away tears]
My game intro said that Chunky Puddingcup would throw for at least 300 while trying to catch up.
#lifeisntfair
Browns-Dolphins are performing a lovely duet of “Anything you can HERP, I can DERP better”
On the minus side, I just had a delightful and informative post about frying pans eaten by the WP Monster.
On the plus side, I finally learned how to copy blocks of text on my iPad.
So nice that tonight I have a choice between two completely meaningless games!
Joe Flacco completes 21 straight 3 yard checkdowns……so elite
Just two more of those and he’ll be so nice.
I can’t wait until the next Chiefs game when they mic up Andy Reid’s gallbladder.
Captain Kirk giving advice to his receivers during halftime:
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Kirk Cousins is the white Jake Delhomme
My clever decision to sit the Minnesota D against the Panthers is looking much less clever now that they have 17 points
“Bench the Bills D,” I said.
“Not only do they suck, but they’re going up against the Buzzsaw,” I said.
“Just one Labatt,” I said.
“I promise I won’t break your folding table,” I said.
No no no, don’t set the offense to “Kirk”
I hate this team, and I hate myself for liking them. #Redskins
Self-hate is the true goal of any fandom.
Welcome to my world.
DURRRRRRRRR
Cousins trying to call a timeout with :00 on the clock after getting sacked is just fantastic.
That was so very Skinzy.
I am so happy these Redskins are back.
Did I just see Vereen in a shoulder sling? Christ!
“Nevermind.”
-Guy that was shot in the head by his girlfriend
Jordan Reed, or as I call him, Gronk with Melanin
Fun Fact : Agatha Christie wrote a book about the Washington Redskins. Originally titled “Ten Little Indians” it later had the name “And Then There Were None”
Published by The Redacted Press.
The UK version was actually called “Ten Little N-words”
That would be the George Preston Marshall era.
I see the Lions have decided to not wait for Thanksgiving to lose horribly to the Packers this year.
Shady and DeSean hitting big plays makes me remember that I fucking hate Chip Kelly.
Uh oh, Gangland is down in the Giants game.
DeSean has fallen and cannot get up. Guess the Crip secondary got him.
Hamburger Helper may have had that interception from Cousins had he been born with two more fingers.
The 2015 Giants Defense has stormed the field.
Generous spot there, Ref.
I find watching these games much more tolerable with the sound muted and replaced with a streaming mix of 1990’s show tunes.
Yes, that decade is indeed mandatory.
Don’t cry for me Detroit Lions fans!
How much Rent can you stand?!
Giants gonna Giant.
You can’t spell “I don’t believe this shit” without ELI.
How the fuck does one run with their eyes?
//Fouts got hit in the head one too many times.
/dick joke
The Giants are taking a McAdoo-doo on the field.
Goddammit Vereen, you were doing so good too.
Comrade Blackmon steals vital weapons shipment from the New York Reactionary Midgets! Glory to Chairman Dan!
Giants-King of the Delayed Hand Off
/kneel before them
So what the shit is going on with Arizona? Has the wolfman got the Bills D playing out of their minds, or does Carson Palmer think it’s a playoff game?
Another catch debate in Cincy.
I will end the debate:
Yes, you can catch Zika from Skyline Chili.
review that shit and give DJ his TD!!!!!
Considering the toll of just an average game, isn’t everyone doubtful?
In that they won’t remember this game in 30 years I mean.
Commander Shepard just gave DeAngelo Hall a back stabber.
Meh gwad, that man had a family.
Oof! Breeland and now Hall down?
Huh, i wonder if Norman benefited from the defensive system in Carolina.
That’s what I addressed in my original post! [weeps]
I sorry.
It’s not about you, it’s about me.
hey guys
Welcome. Chips and dips over there, cold stiffs and spliffs ovar dere.
Hey part-time male escort.
/just throwing that out there
When DeSean Jackson says, “Give me the rock” he gets touchdowns.
Doesn’t work for Marion Barry though.
Bitch set me up!
still the funniest thing I can remember from my childhood
It works, it just gets him arrested.
Browns-Dolphins: An Irresistible DERP meets an Immovable BLEARGH
I was wondering how any body in the stadium was alive within the vacuum created by that much suck.
This Lambeau Field I call it the Flavian Amphitheatre (Colosseum) because lions are being slaughtered.
Jordydown #2
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