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Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.
Your “Sunday of The Troubles” NFL Open Thread
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“Andrew Adams was just added to the active roster yesterday”
And he’ll be off the team by tomorrow.
my fantasy team needed the long FG, though JAX showing why that woulda been stupid. I forgive you, Kubes.
Fuck you Ref.
Actually, Fuck you Andrew Adams.
Randall Cobb:
Jaguras gonna keep on being shitty Jaguras. Fuck.
I mean, their jerseys literally look like unhealthy piss. They’re telling you they’re a toxic waste of piss.
Once again, no one wants to win the NFC East.
Ice Löfvens have defeated Ice Junckers in OT.
So it’s Ice Trudeaus v Ice Löfvens in a best of 3 in the World Cup Ice Football Finals
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zRWKLMm6SUk/Tmhn2UF_ZwI/AAAAAAAAAFo/TxLs5Cg5_Z8/s1600/swedish+models.jpg
BLOCKED PUNT!!!!
Holy hell Palmer
Now, c’mon Factory, knock out 70% of my Survivor pool!!!
Goddammit, Ol’Three fingers.
Jay Gruden’s degree in clock management from The Andy Reid School of Football and Culinary Arts is really starting to pay off here.
BA in Clock Mismanagement, with a minor in Fried Food Consumption
Odell Beckham needs some Xanax so he can shove them up Josh Norman’s ass.
Maybe Li’l Danny will give Our Equine Lord and Saviour the entire 2017 and 2018 drafts for monkey boy instead of Janine Garaffalo now??
Elite-durception!
Fuckeryceptions going on in Jacksonville!
let your playmaker make plays. HUZZAH, DONKS.
AND FLACCO FLINGS IT RIGHT BACK TO THE JAGS!
“Good job by Cousins”
There’s a first.
I’m sure he has plenty of trophies that say Good Job.
Jesus fuck, Baltimore
Simian going bananas after that touchdown pass.
Touchdown Broncos!
god
fucking
dammit
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Flacco, I will murder you.
*sigh*
Football version of Ubaldo. Nothing between the ears to complement the physical tools.
LOL…tools.
“How can I fuck this up and give it back to them?”
-Blake Bortles
c’mon Siemian, gets us in FG range and I will be nice to you in Hippo Thoughts
I’m gonna go change the Wikipedia entry of “clusterfuck” to redirect to this NY/WAS game. Will this Red Zone interception of Eli result in 2 or 3 points? STAY TUNED TO DISCOVER MORE DERP
0 points
It’s the battle for the Participation Cup!
“Dunbar with the incredible pic, Jesus Christ!”
-Jesus Christ
And Bortles fills his pants and gives it back to the ratbirds.
JUICBOXES AND PUDDING CUPS DENIED
Are the crowd in Metlife chanting “Norman”? OBJ is living in his head rent free right now
So apparently my redzone has a bit of a time delay. I’d say that interception shut them up.
Honey Badger done fucked up.
…and Elisha pickerception trying to force it to WILL FUCKING TYE
ELICEPTION
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ELI
ALL TEH DIVAS IN JOISEY
Flacco has gone to crappo and it looks like the Jags will actually win a game!
You say that as if this were a new development.
Not so fast, my friend, you underestimate the power of this fully armed and operational Jaguars team…
Norman is going Nuclear and it’s beautiful.
I am a tiger goddammit, I am afraid of nothi…OH FUCK WHAT WUZ THAT?
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/072011/1309772954_bird_scares_tiger.gif
That’s WEIRD, I just had a dream about swimming tigers last night.
http://img00.deviantart.net/37e6/i/2010/284/3/6/swimming_tiger_by_0xymora-d30k6rf.jpg
Two fouls – and injection from the game….what a weird number.
Is this the first time that’s happened since the rule was brought in?
No. Somebody on the Jaguars got ejected last week.
it’s so stupid, should be three times.
Beckham is pretty good at this football stuff.
Fuck. Here comes Garbage Time Eli to murder me in fantasy.
you too, huh?
Nevermind!
Oh Jeebus, Flaccoception!
hey look, the large ppl remembered they had ODB
THIS WILDCAT OFFENSE I CALL IT SURVIVAL CANNIBALISM BECAUSE IT IS SIMPLY UNTHINKABLE UNTIL ALL OTHER CONCEIVABLE OPTIONS HAVE FAILED
THE HUNGER
I think I’ll end up watching at least some of the Bears games so I can post hopeless comments that will entertain the rest of you.
That’s right, I’ll be your misery porn. I like you all that much.
Skins should put the Punter in as QB.
Maybe they’ll at least add him to the depth chart
So, I can only post if it’s a reply. Anyone else having this issue?
Well, my post game summary of Skins/Giants will be, The Giants will end up being the pillow in the NFC East and Redskins will be the mattress….. in a Motel 6 room.
Clap Carson Clap
Camshaft joke below got me thinking about some great twin-cam cars.
The Jensen-Healey:
http://www.inopian.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Jensen-Healey-1972-1976-by-Matt.jpg
Back when twin cams was cutting edge.
Were actually.
Just like fuel injection.
http://baxsie.com/images/forum/bug/white_75/Deck_Lid_Badge/Fuel_Injection_Badge_Chromed.jpg
I’m putting off refilling my drink because I want to see exactly how Cousins will squander the opportunity his awesome punter gave him.
Oh, that’s how. Curiosity sated.
You remind me so much of a Giant fan…
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