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Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.
Your “Sunday of The Troubles” NFL Open Thread
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Oh Browns
Very happy to see some vintage Browns football live.
“Why, Mommy? Why?”
“Because God hates us.”
Untouched, 12 yard TD run…that’s so Cleveland!
Boooo
well, off to the late games thread
That should be enough to keep us alive in the suicide pool
Oh, Browns.
Ha! Just saw the Eil Derp. I withdrawal my response below.
A 3rd and 28 is so essential Cleveland
My post game advice to Josh Norman: Yea, you get your first win against the Giants. You should still stay off of Twitter tonight.
Hot taek: Mylan Hicks should have worn a bullet proof vest last night.
#theotherproathletewhodiedlastnight
Test 2
Chargers “pass rush”
Test
JUst turned it to the Cleveland game.
I know they suck. I mean you just know it…but dear god its just so jarring when its in your face on a big screen.
My thoughts when I saw the Tommy Lee tape.
The Redzone is behind the comments. Just experienced the Eli derp. It is glorious!
And the next shake of the magic 8 ball turns up “Yes, as I see it”
That was a Romoesque pick by Eli there
Me after the Graham trade: Seattle is in trouble because they have no O-Line to keep Wilson healthy and their running game will be affected
Most Hawks fans: Shut up, stupid.
Most Hawks fans after last week’s loss: You know, maybe the Hawks DO need an offensive line
Most Hawks fans tomorrow, presumably if the Hawks offense keep it up against the horrendous 49ers Defense: Hawks don’t need any o-line! They’re fine! Wilson just needs to stay healthy and stay in the pocket!
Eli might have the shittest QB vision of any QB.
I’m a Bengals fan who was cursed with a year of Akili Smith and Scott Mitchell. I got more if you want it.
Get me DAVID FUCKEN KLINGLER BOYS!
Su’a Cravens! ELICEPTION
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Oh Eli…you try too hard…
Hurry the fuck up Cleveland-Miami
Perfect outcome after some Joe Buck “Eli is clutch” knob slobbing.
Bwahahahaha Eli.
FFS, it’s making me finish the Browns-Fish shitshow.
But yay Eli!
Elisha has gone FULL ELISHA
LOL Eli.
Will the Giants be nice and let DC win this game? MY SOURCES SAY ‘MAYBE’
‘OUTLOOK DOUBTFUL’
My sources say LOL.
Methinks people will try to mess with Odell Beckham in the future.
As soon as this Miami-Cleveland game ends in a tie, I’ve gotta run out and grab some food.
large ppl immediately go back to ignoring ODB. That’s how you spell SMRT
Joey Harrington would have gotten rid of that ball quicker.
So….Dustin Hopkins for Skins MVP, with Tress Way as runner up MVP?
Tress Way? Yes way.
I told my dad last night that if there was an MVP of punters in the NFL, Tress Way should be unanimous. BOOMER!!
Jimmy Graham just caught a jump ball with such ease. He looked like a basketball player there. I wonder if he played the sport in his youth?
Browns choose to kick in OT.
Dolphins run a 10 minute drive and kick a field goal.
Browns drive to field goal range but run out of time before kicking the tying field goal.
Browns lose 27-24.
Jay Gruden is the real Son of Zorn
I look forward to NYG having a chance to take the lead back with the REDACTEDS leaving too much time on the clock.
curious play calling there, but it’s not like you can trust Kirk not to shit his pants there
They have been having more success with the run, but ugh
Damn Doug Baldwin, that was one hell of a catch.
Who says that factories in the Rust Belt have closed?
Can’t wait for the Giants to stop them and then give it back to them because of a stupid penalty.
Cleveland reminds me of that little league episode of South Park.
Browns are going to Brown.
Holy shit, Team Europe.
Jaro Halak channeled the 2010 NHL playoffs today.
fuckin’ Factory backup kickers amirite??
This Wash/Ny game has it all, human sacrifice,helmets getting stuck together, -Mass Hysteria !
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