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Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.
Your “Sunday of The Troubles” NFL Open Thread
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…oh my god cleveland
I see Parkey already has the hang of being a Cleveland Brown
If Matt Jones is attached by the helmet to that Giant’s defender for the rest of the game, that could be a humorous sitcom episode
Shut up with your humour! I’m trying to have a stroke over here.
HOLY SHIT BROWNS
welp
Has the Giants D had a single turnover yet this season?
Jesus, Dolphins.
LOL Browns
YES! FG range WOO!!
Survivor pool carnage time.
OH MY GOD CLEVELAND
Yeah, Dick. It only took 2 plus games to score a touchdown. So, yup, it was quick.
hawt taek on Jose Fernandez: that’s why you always wear a life vest.
Didn’t he get crushed between the boat and the rocks though?
I don’t think the details of how he died are out but the boat crashed into rocks, so I don’t think this was a case of drownings.
In Miami, one should always wear a bulletproof life vest
Conspiracy theory double down: the Marlins just didn’t want to pay his salary
False flag to allow them to move the franchise obvs
Thank God he would have been able to float on rocks!
guess he got all cocky after that raft ride from Cuba ,, smgdh
Jesus, Bucs
Troy Aikman doesn’t call them concussions anymore. He calls them “Things that will make you tolerate Joe Buck”
Good thing she was born with air-bags…
FYI Blake Bortles has NOT made the jump
There are several bridges in Jacksonville that would suit that purpose, though.
A Chad Henne sighting!
Holy shit how are the Bills winning?
Ice milk for everyone! Put it on Flacco’s Diner’s Club card.
C’mon, Cleveland. Knock out the lot of them.
Mine would be down to like 5, and only I picked DAL
Was excited for Titanfall 2, until the beta.
Woke up from my nap exactly as the Giants blocked a [REDACTEDS] punt and had that cancelled by an unnecessary roughness penalty. Was legit concerned that I was still dreaming.
That was far from the most WTF?! moment of that game as well
Ugliest 3-0 start in evar.
But I’ll take it.
Touchdownnnnnnnn Seahawksssssss!
Tis a two safety early afternoon set of games! Also, late game thread is up.
Trevor Siemien doing well is bad because it reduces the chances of my spiteful dream of Cutler being traded there and winning a Super Bowl to spite Bears fans forever and ever.
Does Bortles get docked pay for throwing the ball away instead of taking a sack?
So the It’s Always Sunny Lethal Weapon is better than that show i take it.
Blake Bortles might not be any good, guys…
That Tucker kick would have been good from 90.
Yippee Ki Yay Justin Tucker!!
There are still 8 minutes left in this game because HAIL BLEERGH
Justin Tucker is the greatest Raven to ever live.
Small gene pool for that award, but yes, I am in agreement.
*Norman gloating to Beckham that it’s 4th down*
Dude, you’re getting burned every time someone throws in your direction.
This DERRRRRPPPPPP is just beautiful and I am proud to share it with y’all
Joe Buck is what you get if you mixed Garrison Keillor with Ned Flanders.
Andy Dalton is gingerly leading the Bengals down field.
I Stand corrected: Team Europe won the game and are going to the finals against Canada. Stupid World Cup of Hockey twitter mistake.
Go Europe!
Still alive in survivor!
FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD MAKE A PLAY JAGURAS
FUCK
LOL at needing the Jaguars to make a play.
Raiders made the proper BLEERGH tribute this week
Balmer is trying to run out the clock for a 55-yard FG. Curious.
We smrt n shit.
And there you go.
Pierre-Paul shaken up:
Medical staff: “Jason, how many fingers do you see?”
Pierre-Paul: “Three..”
Medical staff: “O.k., Jason, your’e good to go.”
I’m very happy that Justin Kicker, the tucker, will at least have a chance. Only dude in purple with half a clue for like half a decade.
/gets stabbed by Ray Lewis
//totally worth it
Minnesota’s D has more points than Minnesota. On my bench.
Well, I sure didn’t see this outcome happening. Either the Ape Equestrian QB is very good or Bengals secondary is very bad.
I’m afraid I have bad news for you, Bengals fan. . .
Beckham is going to go Super Sayian this game and destroy the earth if the Giants don’t win this.
Someone needs to put a camera on Tom Coughlin while he watches Giants games. It’d be more entertaining than the game.
Down by 12 points and mayo on White Wonderbread Andy Dalton is nickel and diming the Broncos defense 5 yards at a time. Great Job Andy. Great job.
Yea sure, i’ll wake up to watch the Colts and the Jags try to out worst each other.
This Vikings team is legit, but how does this season end tragically for them?
My guess: A wildcard weekend loss to the Seahawks in which Hill shits the bed.
I mean, it already started tragically, they just are still good.
Damn, thanks Giants, I don’t know why you don’t want to win this game, but thanks
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