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Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.
Your “Sunday of The Troubles” NFL Open Thread
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That was a bad play call.
Denver game? yes, yes it was
Gonna be a rough week for the survivor pool
I like that the Giants defensive plays on 3rd and short consist of “Give up six yards for a first”
Jaguars NAWT as bed-shittingly Jaguar-esque as usual?
Please tell me they’re ahead?
1pt, 7:27 left
Ha…I think the Ravens are going to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory…
Thanks, Giants!
Ballsy play-calling by the Redacted’s
/tips hat
The greatest fake the Redskins ever pulled was trying to convince the world that Kirk Cousins was a real QB.
That being said, they should put in their punter now.
Isn’t that why they franchized him instead of giving him a long term deal?
That was a fucking throw for a punter
The gunner/receiver looked like he was so shocked that it worked that he lost control of his body and went into convulsions after he caught it
Wow, so happy about the Devin Hester signing now.
smgdh
!!!! Fake Punt!
So helmet to helmet is ok?
/Googles “docking”.
I guess if Cam Newton got traded, we could consider it a “lobotomy”.
Thank you, please tip your waiters and waitresses.
Of course I want the G-Men to win but I also kinda want the Redacted’s to acquit themselves well so that jokes about the NFC East don’t hold water.
This is so odd I had to share it.
*Beckham banging head against wall*
Uh….we’re just gonna pretend that’s not happening…..
Artist’s rendering of Joe Flacco in the pocket.
http://rs1243.pbsrc.com/albums/gg554/Kittezu/train.gif~c200
Goddammit.
I mean, it still kinda works.
Afternoon all. How are we doing?
THIS JUST IN-
Mike Piranha sucks!
That’s not the correct call, but i’ll take it.
Who’s getting the shaft pictured above?
Do you get it?
If you do, Jeremy Clarkson does NAWT want to have dinner with you.
Worst dildo in evar.
I don’t know, attach it to a crankshaft and suddenly you’re opening valves left and right.
+1 crashed pickup truck
Looks like an interception to me, but that involves knowing what a catch is, so it’ll never happen
So when the Cards said that it was now or never last year on All Or Nothing, they weren’t lying
That was an interception.
Jebus Cards…
Fuck you, Williams. You’re supposed to be underperforming on my bench.
Didn’t lose it, but haha Eli Derp
Darkwa gets the Player of the the Game for recovering Eli’s fumble.
Darkwa saving Eli’s ass there.
The Arizona Cardinals: Total Ass
Oh man.
I can’t believe you went blue.
It was really moar about dat ass tho…
Ah, the not very well-known Indiannapolis Smurf
That was glorious derp in Buffalo
Buffalo D/ST on my bench with 58 points.
What the fuck does Buck have on his face?
A smug look?
He often seems to be practicing Joey Tribbiani’s “smell the fart” acting method….
The essence of Troy?
These are all very good answers.
Are the Bengals playing penalty flag bingo today?
Here’s a brief summary of the Skins/Giants game thus far:
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/a/7/7a7605667b5ad0c529a1f95a121ba309.gif
“The Redskins are on top.”
Haven’t heard that since March 22nd, 1622.
Too soon…
Crowder!
Woo!
Hey fantasy…
Can I get that on a Hallmark card?
So…… not going to delve too much into narrative,
But man rex firing his oc is kinda starting to look like not such a bad move
Trent Williams just speared a Giant player in the legs and then proceeded to steamroll into another.
Truly an amazing sight to behold.
With his butt.
Some top notch secondary play there, G-men
Dan Fouts is slowly forgetting how to talk and we are all witnesses.
He and Barry Melrose should have a lot to forget how to talk about together.
Did Rob Ryan eat Carson Palmer?
That’s the only explanation I can think of for him only getting me 2.20 points in fantasy so far.
Metaphorically, yes.
Physically no. Rob prefers prey that has a little more fight in em. More sport that way
Jaguras get a catch ruling in line with common sense??
I clearly have no idea how catches work
“I’m Commander Shepard and i just dropped an easy catch..”
Rams are going to win the NFC West aren’t they?
yes, going 6-0 in the division and 1-9 outside it, with all four teams in the division going 7-9. Only Jeff Fisher will keep his job.
We don’t need no stinking bidet’s.
– Bats
I guess you aren’t familiar with barefoot water skiing?
http://www.worldbarefootcenter.com/barefootblog/wp-content/uploads/199027_10150128321489591_81329469590_6344187_7096072_n.jpg
Good way to luxate a toe. Or based on the photo, some genital type stuff.
Or at least get an unintended lakewater enema.
None of these things seem fun.
Acapulco, Cancun or Puerto Vallarta? I’m planning on spending as little time as possible in Chicago this winter, and Mexico seems like a good destination for MLK weekend
Puerto Vallarta. The other two especially Acapulco have been overrun by the cartels and are dangerous now.
Cozumel. Fewer kids and less chance of getting your organs harvested.
Short field after turnover. 3rd & 32 it is.
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