Your “Sunday of The Troubles” NFL Open Thread

Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.

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That was a bad play call.

Wakezilla

Denver game? yes, yes it was

Gratliff

Gonna be a rough week for the survivor pool

IronAvenger6491

I like that the Giants defensive plays on 3rd and short consist of “Give up six yards for a first”

LemonJello

Jaguars NAWT as bed-shittingly Jaguar-esque as usual?

LemonJello

1pt, 7:27 left

JustStopDude

Ha…I think the Ravens are going to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory…

Sill Bimmons
IronAvenger6491

The greatest fake the [*Redacted] s ever pulled was trying to convince the world that Kirk Cousins was a real QB.

That being said, they should put in their punter now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Isn’t that why they franchized him instead of giving him a long term deal?

Gratliff

That was a fucking throw for a punter

Bortleback

The gunner/receiver looked like he was so shocked that it worked that he lost control of his body and went into convulsions after he caught it

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, so happy about the Devin Hester signing now.
smgdh

Doktor Zymm

!!!! Fake Punt!

Lord Joe Don Looney

So helmet to helmet is ok?

Romonobyl

/Googles “docking”.

Romonobyl

I guess if Cam Newton got traded, we could consider it a “lobotomy”.
Thank you, please tip your waiters and waitresses.

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This is so odd I had to share it.

IronAvenger6491

*Beckham banging head against wall*

Uh….we’re just gonna pretend that’s not happening…..

theeWeeBabySeamus

Artist’s rendering of Joe Flacco in the pocket.
http://rs1243.pbsrc.com/albums/gg554/Kittezu/train.gif~c200

theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit.

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I mean, it still kinda works.

litre_cola

Afternoon all. How are we doing?

IronAvenger6491

That’s not the correct call, but i’ll take it.

LemonJello

Who’s getting the shaft pictured above?

Sill Bimmons

Do you get it?

If you do, Jeremy Clarkson does NAWT want to have dinner with you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Worst dildo in evar.

Sill Bimmons

I don’t know, attach it to a crankshaft and suddenly you’re opening valves left and right.

Bortleback

+1 crashed pickup truck

Doktor Zymm

Looks like an interception to me, but that involves knowing what a catch is, so it’ll never happen

Bortleback

So when the Cards said that it was now or never last year on All Or Nothing, they weren’t lying

IronAvenger6491

That was an interception.

Jebus Cards…

Gratliff

Fuck you, Williams. You’re supposed to be underperforming on my bench.

Doktor Zymm

Didn’t lose it, but haha Eli Derp

IronAvenger6491

Darkwa saving Eli’s ass there.

Sill Bimmons

The Arizona Cardinals: Total Ass

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Lord Joe Don Looney

Oh man.

I can’t believe you went blue.

Sill Bimmons

It was really moar about dat ass tho…

Dunstan

Ah, the not very well-known Indiannapolis Smurf

Gratliff

That was glorious derp in Buffalo

Sill Bimmons

Buffalo D/ST on my bench with 58 points.

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IronAvenger6491

What the fuck does Buck have on his face?

A smug look?

Dunstan

He often seems to be practicing Joey Tribbiani’s “smell the fart” acting method….

Lord Joe Don Looney

The essence of Troy?

IronAvenger6491

These are all very good answers.

Are the Bengals playing penalty flag bingo today?

John Difool

Here’s a brief summary of the Skins/Giants game thus far:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/a/7/7a7605667b5ad0c529a1f95a121ba309.gif

John Difool

Too soon…

Doktor Zymm

Crowder!

Woo!

Sill Bimmons

Hey fantasy…

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Romonobyl

Can I get that on a Hallmark card?

Brocky

So…… not going to delve too much into narrative,

But man rex firing his oc is kinda starting to look like not such a bad move

IronAvenger6491

Trent Williams just speared a Giant player in the legs and then proceeded to steamroll into another.

Truly an amazing sight to behold.

hippofant

With his butt.

Gratliff

Some top notch secondary play there, G-men

New School Zero

Dan Fouts is slowly forgetting how to talk and we are all witnesses.

Sill Bimmons

He and Barry Melrose should have a lot to forget how to talk about together.

blackroseMD1

Did Rob Ryan eat Carson Palmer?

That’s the only explanation I can think of for him only getting me 2.20 points in fantasy so far.

Brocky

Metaphorically, yes.

Physically no. Rob prefers prey that has a little more fight in em. More sport that way

King Hippo

Jaguras get a catch ruling in line with common sense??

Gratliff

I clearly have no idea how catches work

IronAvenger6491

“I’m Commander Shepard and i just dropped an easy catch..”

Rams are going to win the NFC West aren’t they?

Bortleback

yes, going 6-0 in the division and 1-9 outside it, with all four teams in the division going 7-9. Only Jeff Fisher will keep his job.

theeWeeBabySeamus

We don’t need no stinking bidet’s.
– Bats
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Doktor Zymm
theeWeeBabySeamus

Good way to luxate a toe. Or based on the photo, some genital type stuff.
Or at least get an unintended lakewater enema.
None of these things seem fun.

Doktor Zymm

Acapulco, Cancun or Puerto Vallarta? I’m planning on spending as little time as possible in Chicago this winter, and Mexico seems like a good destination for MLK weekend

John Difool

Puerto Vallarta. The other two especially Acapulco have been overrun by the cartels and are dangerous now.

Romonobyl

Cozumel. Fewer kids and less chance of getting your organs harvested.

Redshirt

Short field after turnover. 3rd & 32 it is.