Your “We’ll Always Have Tecmo Bowl” Friday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Injuries and such:
    • Out:
      • Eric Decker has a partially-torn rotator cuff and is out for Sunday versus the Seahawks
      • Sammy Watkins has a bad foot & will miss the Bills tilt at Gillette Stadium
        • placed on IR late-Friday
      • Michael Oher (Panthers) has a concussion
      • The Steelers are down Ryan Shazier, Eli Rogers and Robert Golden
    • Questionable/Doubtful:
      • Chiefs: Tamba Hali
        • Jamaal Charles is “questionable” but is expected to play, according to reports
      • Bears: Jay Cutler; Jeremy Langford
      • Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick; Dez Bryant (but not according to him)
      • Patriots: Jacoby Brissett; Jimmy Garoppollo; GRONK!
  • Deciding he needed more than Lindsay Vonn’s sandpapery right hand, JJ Watt has gone & had the back surgery, so he’s done for the year.
  • Josh Gordon’s entered rehab, and the Browns apparently are going to release him.
  • It appears the NFL is giving up on China for now, and is aiming for Germany.

Bo Jackson is the latest retiree to come out and say that, based on modern concussion research, he would have avoided playing football. It makes me a bit sad to think that access to a flux capacitor would keep us from knowing the joy of Bozworth getting pwned on Monday Night Football.

 

Also, see if you can spot the error in the cbssports.com report:

bo-jackson-on-nfl-concussion-research-i-probably-just-would-have-played-baseball-cbssports-com

That’s quality fact-checking.


Finally, Richard Sherman has produced another excellent statement on management-player relations in the NFL. Over at The Players Tribune, he essentially reminds players that they are the only ones who have to look out for their own interests. It sounds like every BCTF union meeting I’ve ever been to, but this is more effective because it comes from a current player, versus teacher’s union presidents who have been out of a classroom for an average of 10 years and are beating a 20-year-old drum.

Shot fired:

“As dedicated as we players are to this game, it’s getting more and more difficult to ignore the fact that we don’t have a league that shows the same kind of dedication when it comes to taking care of the players who are laying their bodies on the line every Sunday,”

It also comes with a helpful video link, in case this twitter link won’t let you watch the whole thing.


Tonight’s sports:

It’s a stellar Friday night, with a little something for everyone. The Blue Jays are on the verge of an epic September collapse. Some quality college football from the Pacific Northwest and the Ivy League is on the dial. Why, if you look hard enough, you might even find some NHL preseason.

  • MLB: Blue Jays at Red Sox – 7:00 PM | ESPN2/Sportsnet
  • Football:
    • NCAA:
      • Pennsylvania at Dartmouth – 7:00 PM | NBCSN
      • Stanford at Washington – 9:00 PM | ESPN
      • Toledo at BYU – 10:15 | ESPN2
    • CFL:
      • Edmonton at Winnipeg – 8:30 | TSN
    • AFL:
      • Sydney vs Western – 10:30 | TSN2
  • NHL Preseason: Toronto at Buffalo – 7:00 | SN360

Sadly, it looks like the AFL match is on PPV in the US. THE COMMONWEALTH ROCKS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

I would very bad things for her.
Lot’s of them. I’d murder you all if she asked.
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aZNRMq3_700b.jpg

King Hippo

I’d be upset with you if you DIDN’T!

Horatio Cornblower

Well then I’m sure as shit not letting her out of my basement! This has now become your fault WBS!

Unsurprised

King Psychopath of Shit Mountain

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Horatio Cornblower

“If I’m wrong cool”

You mean “If I’m wrong it’s a day that ends with a ‘y'” Curt. You fucking paranoid lunatic.

Unsurprised

I should either come back later or leave this coffee shop. Or stay and the prudes can fuck themselves.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Time to break out the Sara Jean, in spite of knowing masturbation will likely follow.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BallsOfSteel

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I got a Soup mug as a gift. that my dad uses to store grease. I need to destroy it so my house doesn’t always smell like bacon. . Also in no way is this healthy for him.

Unsurprised

Eh. Everybody dies. Not everyone gets to enjoy bacon.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

His whole life is bitching about everyone else trying to kill him or take his job.. Make him live without bacon.

Unsurprised

Fair enough

Unsurprised

This should have been me yesterday after getting sworn in. Or today. Or this entire weekend. Or, fuck it, forever.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9s02azCLY/UdXNXAisPaI/AAAAAAAANx0/lqT1kM3Am9E/s284/drunk-guy-steps.gif

Horatio Cornblower

Oh buddy, I wouldn’t sweat that at all. You’re a member of the bar now; there are going to be PLENTY of opportunities for that.

Senor Weaselo

Yes, Washington winning is an excuse for me to post Soup clips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCbFYYOFnOA

yeah right

Happy New Year fiscal year government workers!

This is my most intense, accounting-centric number crunching day of the whole year, last day of FY16.

Shots?

SHOTS!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m in. Lemme pour some freezer vodka.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was black out drunk hours ago. I went to bed 40 min ago. My body made me just get back up, go out for another cig. Hello again.

theeWeeBabySeamus

What a coincidence? I hope to be blackout drunk a couple hours from now if all goes well.

BallsOfSteel

Yeah Right, I put your old avatar in the Media Library. You should be able to go into your profile from the dashboard and select that file. Give it a shot and let me know if that works or not.

yeah right

let’s give her a rip.

yeah right

There’s no place like home!

yeah right

God bless you Brother Balls.

It’s appreciated.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Senor Weaselo

Cardinal derp!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
yeah right

Gravatar mobile test.

V. 3.0

yeah right

Well fuck me stupid.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK. But stop calling me stupid.

BallsOfSteel

I uploaded a picture for you. Go to your profile and use it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

Hey

yeah right

I’m still not sure if I’m all the way here.

yeah right

Son of a bitch!

theeWeeBabySeamus
Horatio Cornblower

My wife told me she couldn’t tell if she liked this song because I blast it full volume every time it comes on.

I told her to get out of the fucking car.

make it snow

Gentlemen.

BallsOfSteel

Where?

yeah right

Knock knock…

gravatar test v2.0

BallsOfSteel

Confused boner
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theeWeeBabySeamus

There’s a comment I really want to make, but it will remove all doubt once and for all what a sick fuck I am if I make it. So discretion, valor, and all that jazz.
(but there are pluses to the disguise….let’s just put it that way)

BallsOfSteel

Do what I did: Upload your picture to the site and then choose it when you are editing your profile. The Gravatar thing never worked out for me.

yeah right

I just tried. That was 2.0. I’ll get it.
Our Internet Dad has been kicking ass and I’m trying to keep up.

Unsurprised

Leeeeerooooyyyy PURRRRRRKINS

yeah right

One of the best live shows in fucking ever.

I’m guessing 1987, San Diego Open Air Amphitheater. Not this version but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZFKnvqF42c

BallsOfSteel

True story: I saw Echo and the Bunnymen at The Roxy a few years back. It was the loudest show I have ever been to. My ears were ringing for two days after that show.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That reminds me…this was shot by yours truly last july. Sadly I only had the shitty camera with me. But cool right? That’s looking across the lake from the backyard. Never did hear about any damaged etc, so I presume it never touched down….
http://pre14.deviantart.net/5082/th/pre/f/2015/186/6/e/soooo___this_happened_today_by_wufpacker-d9044jv.jpg

BallsOfSteel

That’s amazing!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I kept telling my niece “get your ass inside”. She kept saying “but it’s cool and you’re still out here”.

“Fine” I say. “But when I tell you to run, you run your little ass off bcuz I’m not carrying you”. LOL

Fortunately it moved off to the right and never threatened.

yeah right

It’s like Christmas lights!

herodotus450

Football rule change idea: penalty yards can be banked and applied at the discretion of the non-offending team, kinda like Risk cards. 90 yards to go in the final minute to ttie the game? Use up all those penalties saved from earlier

Senor Weaselo

Only if you’re allowed up to 5 like in Risk.

BallsOfSteel

Do we keep the yards for offsetting penalties? I say yes.

Senor Weaselo

Washington celebrates up 23-0 with…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovWJpL-EgU

BallsOfSteel

How do we feel about microbikinis?

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King Hippo

ummmm….macro?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Show off.

King Hippo

I am enjoying what is happening to Stanford.

BallsOfSteel

This is Pac 12 After Dark. Stay tuned and see what happens in the second half. I would not be surprised if we witnessed a massive Washington collapse and Stanford wins by 2.

King Hippo

hey, it’s not like I am gonna leave the house or anything

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have no idea what my actual twitter name is

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

Hold onto your buttholes, ’cause here come MOST GLORIOUS EL BEISBOL CARDINALS WOO!!!!!

herodotus450

Love Boat reference on college football game, timely!

BallsOfSteel
theeWeeBabySeamus

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

How did Zymm almost get married by accident?

BallsOfSteel

The same way she got a finger in the tushy by accident?

No, I’m never forgetting that story.

Senor Weaselo

She’ll find a way to make you forget. It involves a frying pan and your skull.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Whoa, whoa….WHOA!!!!!
Whoa….
Do what now? I don’t know this one.

Even if only in back channels, I’m not letting this one go. You’ve been warned Dok. You better just email me later after getting your lock picked. This will not be one I let go. Don’t make it hard on yourself.
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BallsOfSteel

I do love these though:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

How do you want to feel about it?
If it’s me, I’d just feel everything and see what comes up.
Or words to that effect.

BallsOfSteel

The concept of the top is awesome. Cleavage and underboob at the same time. The execution, though, just looks weird.

I may be overthinking this.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Just grease up the plastic ring in the middle and….well…ya know.

herodotus450

Bump keys! Wake up sheeple!

theeWeeBabySeamus

You have my attention.

herodotus450

This just in:
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Stanford is not that good

Brett Favres Colonoscopy

The special effects in the original Robocop are fucking phenomenally hilarious in retrospect.

LemonJello

“I’d buy that for a dollar.”

Doktor Zymm

Question for Balls that you may have already answered. Is the grand final included in my streaming subscription or is that a seperate purchase? Should I leave the lockpicking event early to find an afl party?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Am I the only one who has no damned clue what a lockpicking event is?

LemonJello

No, you are not alone on this one.

BallsOfSteel

Fellas, a lockpicking event is a singles mixer whereas the guys get keys, the girls get locks, and the guys have to go talk to every girl to see if their key fits their lock.

/insert facepalm gif

If the key and lock match, they go to the event sponsor and get a ticket. Then they raffle off prizes.

It’s an excuse for getting people to talk to each other and meet strangers.

EDIT: I just read Dok’s description. That sounds like a whole other thing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So my come on line of “Hey baby, let’s see if my key fits your lock” actually has a place now? This is great news. Up ’til now it’s only gotten me slapped and/or kneed in the onions.

LemonJello

Have you tried, “I am the Keymaster, are you the Gatekeeper?”

BallsOfSteel

If a girl actually gets that reference, I’d say your odds have greatly increased.

Brett Favres Colonoscopy

I assumed it was the day after a key party.

Doktor Zymm

It’s like a wedding reception except no one got married, there are no social obligations, the live bad doesn’t suck, and there’s instruction on picking locks and stations where you can practice. Actually, I guess the only thing it realy has in common with a wedding reception is the open bar, fancy clothes and dancing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sounds like a gala for stalkers, Dok. Just saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N5p8IXzNdc

BallsOfSteel

The Grand Final is included in your Watch AFL package. Enjoy!!

Doktor Zymm

Woo!

yeah right

I had to purchase an add on Fox Soccer Plus at 14.99 a month Directv prices. I’ll cancel next week but it wasn’t part of the base sports package.

theeWeeBabySeamus
BallsOfSteel
theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s only worth like $150 American.

yeah right

gravatar check…
1.2..3…

yeah right

shit

yeah right

I will have you know that I bought Fox Soccer Plus just so I could watch the AFL Grand Finale tonight.

I blame the AFL Beat posts.

And I fucking love this sport.

BallsOfSteel

WOOOO!

Doktor Zymm

I just arrived at a lockpicking gala with live music and an open bar. Good stuff.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Fuck you for your kicker picking uip 19 . I still love you

Doktor Zymm

Dude, AJ killed it, we’re still 50/50 in projection and my WR situation is a mess this week

herodotus450

Watch out for rakes

Senor Weaselo

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Senor Weaselo

Dammit, you couldn’t get me a gig? I got nothing to do on a Friday night!

/Yes I realize most people would ask for a date, but gotta run the hustle

BallsOfSteel

I am currently drinking an Iron Maiden beer. And yes, it is THAT Iron Maiden and Bruce developed it. Eddie is on the label, of course.

Verdict:

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