Your “We’ll Always Have Tecmo Bowl” Friday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Injuries and such:
    • Out:
      • Eric Decker has a partially-torn rotator cuff and is out for Sunday versus the Seahawks
      • Sammy Watkins has a bad foot & will miss the Bills tilt at Gillette Stadium
        • placed on IR late-Friday
      • Michael Oher (Panthers) has a concussion
      • The Steelers are down Ryan Shazier, Eli Rogers and Robert Golden
    • Questionable/Doubtful:
      • Chiefs: Tamba Hali
        • Jamaal Charles is “questionable” but is expected to play, according to reports
      • Bears: Jay Cutler; Jeremy Langford
      • Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick; Dez Bryant (but not according to him)
      • Patriots: Jacoby Brissett; Jimmy Garoppollo; GRONK!
  • Deciding he needed more than Lindsay Vonn’s sandpapery right hand, JJ Watt has gone & had the back surgery, so he’s done for the year.
  • Josh Gordon’s entered rehab, and the Browns apparently are going to release him.
  • It appears the NFL is giving up on China for now, and is aiming for Germany.

Bo Jackson is the latest retiree to come out and say that, based on modern concussion research, he would have avoided playing football. It makes me a bit sad to think that access to a flux capacitor would keep us from knowing the joy of Bozworth getting pwned on Monday Night Football.

 

Also, see if you can spot the error in the cbssports.com report:

bo-jackson-on-nfl-concussion-research-i-probably-just-would-have-played-baseball-cbssports-com

That’s quality fact-checking.


Finally, Richard Sherman has produced another excellent statement on management-player relations in the NFL. Over at The Players Tribune, he essentially reminds players that they are the only ones who have to look out for their own interests. It sounds like every BCTF union meeting I’ve ever been to, but this is more effective because it comes from a current player, versus teacher’s union presidents who have been out of a classroom for an average of 10 years and are beating a 20-year-old drum.

Shot fired:

“As dedicated as we players are to this game, it’s getting more and more difficult to ignore the fact that we don’t have a league that shows the same kind of dedication when it comes to taking care of the players who are laying their bodies on the line every Sunday,”

It also comes with a helpful video link, in case this twitter link won’t let you watch the whole thing.


Tonight’s sports:

It’s a stellar Friday night, with a little something for everyone. The Blue Jays are on the verge of an epic September collapse. Some quality college football from the Pacific Northwest and the Ivy League is on the dial. Why, if you look hard enough, you might even find some NHL preseason.

  • MLB: Blue Jays at Red Sox – 7:00 PM | ESPN2/Sportsnet
  • Football:
    • NCAA:
      • Pennsylvania at Dartmouth – 7:00 PM | NBCSN
      • Stanford at Washington – 9:00 PM | ESPN
      • Toledo at BYU – 10:15 | ESPN2
    • CFL:
      • Edmonton at Winnipeg – 8:30 | TSN
    • AFL:
      • Sydney vs Western – 10:30 | TSN2
  • NHL Preseason: Toronto at Buffalo – 7:00 | SN360

Sadly, it looks like the AFL match is on PPV in the US. THE COMMONWEALTH ROCKS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

FotC -Most Beautiful Girl in the Room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ekY8TMJ4w

jjfozz

Fuckers

Beerguy Rob

Watching the extensive AFL pre game show. Sting is the headliner and killing it.

Beerguy Rob

Twenty five minutes to kickoff.

Spanky Datass

I have two streams open but neither are active … yet … I get the feeling I’m gonna miss this fucking match, shit.
/bourbles

Beerguy Rob

Don’t panic – teams are just marching to the field. Haven’t played the anthems yet.

BallsOfSteel

I’ve got the pre-game on the Watch AFL app.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh, shit it is only 11?

Horatio Cornblower

Song is great, video very funny. Your mileage may vary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2hxU4UG3dA

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Unsurprised

Just a bit too close to be posted

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BallsOfSteel

I say it’s OK.

Unsurprised

Either the source site has been around longer than I knew, or this is a throwback set to early 90s girls. Either way, I like this redhead. NSFW

http://redheadsruleworld2.tumblr.com/post/113904612857/erin-obrian

Horatio Cornblower

Another couple of beers and I too will be howling at nothing.

Have I mentioned that my wife is in Mexico, my son is in Maine, my daughter is sleeping over at a friend’s and it’s just me, the dog and two hostile cats?

Anyhoo…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqmVa6n-es

Unsurprised

Two on two: You and the dog vs. the cats

Horatio Cornblower

Take the cats and the points.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Good night for a hooker. Or masturbation.
You know, whatever feels right.

Unsurprised

Masturbate the hooker

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theeWeeBabySeamus

One more Sara Jean, just for good measure.
Nite Gents.
http://img.pandawhale.com/54855-Sara-Jean-Underwood-has-a-fant-Lg7J.jpeg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh fuck you!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Last from me. Time for me to retire before I take you all down with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ3bWFao05k

yeah right

I actually like the Lumineers.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Me too. They fit my mood much too well recently.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

Oh Jesus ‘The Cell’. That fucking movie.

Spanky Datass
theeWeeBabySeamus

I might have misused slightly, the word “temporary”.
Just Saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqJoVlnmdFQ

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Spanky Datass
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yeah right

Ball game on Sunday!

Saints at Chargers.

I’m going.

The whole idea is park your car way the fuck and gone from the stadium but right next to a trolley stop. I like the Old Town station. Plenty of parking and you can get a serious breakfast at Perry’s Cafe before hopping on the trolley.

http://www.perryscafesd.com/

San Diego loves their fucking breakfast! It may be the military thing.

You will need to find a pooping spot along the way.

Most travel guides don’t tell you this insider shit.

Stuff

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Marc ended up marrying and fucking it up with one of the hottest women in the universe who just happened to be my neighbor. I didn’t find a way to sneak in but she is still the perfect woman. I just made myself sad again.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Just figured I’d depress everybody.
Probably only temporary.

Senor Weaselo

It looks like Washington’ll get the glory tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_fSc3uuaxU

Brett Favres Colonoscopy
Horatio Cornblower

I would hit that like you read about.

I’m assuming you like reading about premature ejaculation, sobbing apologies and frustrated women.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Growing up as RJ I love having an actual name showing up on the reply thing.. Stupidest thing but I like it. Marc is my hockey buddy IRL, his younger bro can make a sweet Duct Tape wallet

Brett Favres Colonoscopy

I do not have the stamina to stay up and watch AFL, but go Doggies (even though I tipped the Swans)!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’d give her a discount fo sho.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

RHCP- Under the Bridge. I think we are all gonna need 5 min after this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlogyj7nFE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

A true GODDAMNED GENIUS!

BallsOfSteel

I think we are all going to need five minutes after you watch this:

https://vimeo.com/99594202

King Hippo

saves a lot of space packing FOAR vacay ,, ppl forget that

/also, you overestimate me

King Hippo

Getting shut out in a PAC12 game has to be like, the most humiliating thing in the history of EVAR

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

“Fuck you all this is the last song of the evening”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcXYz0gtJeM

yeah right

DJ Taj had a recommendation.

Happy New Year!~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW19UDE0Gfo

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

I’d rather he just died

Senor Weaselo
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I will always default to Nirvana. I wish I could fix me

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I might go RHCP too

theeWeeBabySeamus
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh