Well, lookee here folks! On paper we’ve got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for “Broken Clock Syndrome”. I’m sure they’ll back to their old shenanigans in no time. TO THE GAMES!
KC/Oak-Much like the above-mentioned organization, HC Reid has clock issues as well. One problem he doesn’t have to bother with is winning coming out of a bye-he’s the proud owner of a scorching 15-2 record in that circumstance. Rb Charles figures to get back in the swing of things in a big way-I expect him to bust a long one at some point. Once he gets into the Raiders secondary he’s likely not to recognize anyone-only cb Amerson is a holdover from last year. With another 2 new starters at the lb spot, defensive communication is said to be a factor in the Raiders lousy play. Look for both these teams to light it up-wr Cooper is first in line to be fed.
Atl-Sea-Huzzah! to the Falcons last week for walking into the belly of the beast and exiting with a win over Denver. Not. Expected. No, they’re not for real just yet but that sort of win sometimes gets players to understand just how good they and their team is/are. (grammar, wha?) Should they pull off the Denver away/Seattle away double whammy of victories, I give them full permission to show their bums to the NFL schedule-makers. It won’t be easy-qb Wilson & Co. have discovered their O these past two weeks. Te Graham has 213 yds. and a TD these past two weeks. Coincidence? No.
Dal/GB-The league’s leading rusher meets up with the league’s best run D. Shall we dance? DAK! might just have to take to the air in a serious way to get the win here and despite the Packers being a touch thin in the secondary, I say that they bless the rook with his very first intercept. I just hope it happens after he kicks another Brady record to the curb. His opposite number this game threw for a season-high 259 yards last week against the Giants. I’ll repeat that-Aaron Rodgers threw for a SEASON-HIGH 259 yards last week. GUH!
Soooo, are you waiting for an invitation? TYPE!
I finally start Matt Ryan (after he looked matchup-proof in DEN) in insanity, putting up nice -10.20
Sean Lee had it……..
Gonna say gritty defensive struggle here in Seattle.
Yeah let’s give Rodgers 38 seconds to throw the ball. That should work.
I think I liked it better when DAK was just ham in a can.
Dammit.
Call Of Duty 2016: A Space Oddity
In Space, No one Can Hear Your Wallet Scream
Romo can still hold the ball on field goals. Double J will find work for him.
Maybe not:
I am not sure I want to live in a world in which the Cowboys are the best overall team in the NFC
Nobody does.
*ahem*
don’t worry Minny’s just on bye, not dead
Where’s the dislike button?
DAK! takes Dreamboat out of the record books. HUZZAH!!
Rodgers is going to rub sandpaper on Jordy’s nipples
The question is, “Who enjoys it more?”.
GritFUMBRE!!!!!
What Dallas getting a turnover!
Shady went for 62 in the insanity leagues.
Jon Snow in Space.
Call of Duty: Another One
Witten made a catch on third and long…..and DIDN’T get a first down? Bizarro world
BEARS!
PACKERS!
THURSDAY!
FART NOISE!
“If in the future you would not associate me with the NFC North I’ll consider not suing you.”
-Fart Noises
Pizza Hut: we haven’t made a single pizza since 1995
That grilled cheese pizza sounds like the sort of abomination you’d get if you threw both foods in the machine from the The Fly and somehow weren’t horrified by the result.
Mike McCarth: “nice run Eddie! You’re out for the rest of the game. Take a seat.”
Eddie’s ankle concurs.
Duff approves.
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He looks great!
Saw him on the recent GNR reunion tour. Still plays bass like he’s got the energy of a 20 year old.
Pure Genius: Because since Silicon Valley has all the new money, the networks are gonna suck their dicks.
Too late! The politicians are already there.
The concept of this show makes me regicidal.
Of course a formation from 1953 gets stuffed
Rodgers thinks he never makes a mistake
Chopped! Who gives a fuck?
TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF
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I thought we were past that guy.
/not that he wasn’t good back in his time
There are people who aren’t past Ufford.
Who’s that?
/this is where you say, “Exactly” or some such.
Obviously.
I did not go up for the Seahawks game to make sure the storms didn’t fuck up my house too much, and went to the sports bar down the street from me.
There are roughly 50 people here, exactly 6 of them are watching the Seahawks, including me. The bar didn’t want to put the Hawks game on the main tv or audio until I called them out on it.
I hate where I live in Portland.
That’s fucked up. Did they want Cowboys or some shit?
More likely a repeat of This Old House.
/Portland
Yes. Everyone here is a Cowboys or Packers fan.
Still confused by the Beasley catch. If Calvin Johnson made that catch, he’d have been ejected for unsportsmanlike conduct or some shit.
Holy shit, Carolina.
Lionel Hutz FOAR the win?
“Grit in psychology is a positive, non-cognitive trait based on an individual’s passion for a particular long-term goal or end state, coupled with a powerful motivation to achieve their respective objective.”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grit_(personality_trait)
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Travis Frederick hasn’t forgotten about the cheapshots on Tony in the playoffs. This game is going to get ugly.
If anyone is to challenge Minny in teh NFC, I think it shall be DAK! and palz. Put a cheer outfit on Tony. HAWT!!!
what is a catch
How was that Cole Beasley catch a catch?
Clean Coal Beasleydown
Fuck your cheese – Cole
Duff McKagan with the 12 flag in Seattle.
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Witten is always open
Don’t tell Buddy Cole. He’ll get ideas about what that means for a tight end.
“We got to get this guy in Green Bay..”
_Aaron Rodgers
I have a post awaiting moderation? Moderation has never been one of my strong suits, which is why most of the Halloween candy is already gone.
I told you not to buy the bags of 100 Grand bars.
chocolate gives me migraines, but if they are in the house from my kids’ trick-or-treating/party haul, I WILL fucking eat them until they gone.
Historically Bad Saints D Is Historically Bad
HELL YEAH DUFF!
I’m just going to sit and imagine some Dallas cheerleaders feeding me cheese.
I couldn’t find any cheese.
What about cake?
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NO JOE BUCK!
Is it cause that fucker is calling baseball again tonight?
Eugh.
Airplane Porn: Part 3 – The Vought F4U Corsair.
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OBJ is generally a jackass, but how is that call made. He took his helmet off no where near the field of play and immediately went to the bench
Or ODB*. noticing this 10 min after posting
Starcraft Halloween is best Halloween
Damn, Jimmy…
https://twitter.com/MartinWongPhoto/status/787463735484960768
AH! WHY PACKERS?! WHY?!
Three minutes in an KC calls a time out… GLORIOUS!
OAK/KC in the pouring rain? YEAH FOOTBALL YEAH!
♪ Listen to the derpin’ in the pouring rain ♪
Let’s do this. I hope the Cowboys O Line punish the Packers in the 2nd half. The Defense just needs to keep it close. Fuck you Rodgers
I’m ready!!!
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