Can you smell the weekend? What does it smell like? For some that experience that thing called “seasons”, it may have the odour of raking leaves. For you youngsters out there, perhaps the aroma of a failed bar pickup is invading your nostrils. For others, perhaps a trip to Bed, Bath And Beyond is stinking up your soon-to-be Saturday afternoon. My weekend is beginning to smell like delicious, delicious ‘by myself-ness’. So sweet… TO THE GAME!
Chi/GB-So it’s come to this. The Bears versus the Packers. Your narrative will be all about the history of this matchup because this game isn’t compelling. Despite the Pack missing rb’s Lacy and Starks, cb Shields, te Cook, wr Adams and a sense of purpose, they should pull this out. The 4th-rate backfield of recently-signed Knile Davis and recently-converted wr Ty Montgomery should get things done against a Bears D that gave up the ghost long before All Hallows Eve. With 5 losses at this point, the Bears are staring at a 1-7 mark heading into their bye-bye week because they get Minny next time around. The rarest of all sports-related phrases can now be uttered by the denizens of Chicago-“Well, at least we have the Cubs”.
There you have it-TYPE LIKE THE WONDERFUL RAGAMUFFINS YOU ARE!
Who just won best two out of three in darts, is drunk, isn’t worried about work tomorrow, and has two thumbs?
Hopefully you.
Hold up, there’s a guy named Canada on the BYU team?
Yes. More fascinating, they have future motivational speaker Matt Foley on board too!
http://www.ourlads.com/ncaa-football-depth-charts/player/matt-foley/116453
But do they still have the hardest baller in the game, Dan Smith?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N8xwXUk_bY
This whiskey isn’t gonna drink itself.
SHOTS!!!!
Malort for everybody!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b–IwgjSfXo
No pressure or anything.
We got thi……..
/communication cut off…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWxqQG4t2Dg
Yes, they have to upkeep the smurf turf.
Uh, no shit?
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14jd3WPFV1rq0rd8o1_500.gif
So me and unsurprised were talking bout Dune last night, I went gif hunting, and found this:
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I apologize for the retina scaring I may have just caused
source for those interested:
https://thesardonicobserver.wordpress.com/2016/05/26/trump-harkonnen/
The Broncos are starting to Smurf this game up.
https://postimg.org/image/etybfm6w3/
Why do white folks get these tattoos? Furthermore, a brother could have a PhD and have a degree from Harvard and the cops are gonna shoot him for pulling out a wallet when ordered, but a meth out rich white guy can go on a shooting rampage and get questioned and released…
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/john-mcafee-jokes-dui-gun-arrest-tennessee-article-1.2318479
I don’t get this fucking country…which is most likely why I chose to live and work outside of it…
As a white-bread jerk-off as there could be, I stopped trying to understand Caucasians decades ago. It’s just easier that way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRhEoY3V_0c
Hoyer’s getting a contract and will spend the rest of this lost season in IR.
/tsssss
http://38.media.tumblr.com/4b033fdf28f985154d16bd5ff9609e7b/tumblr_mscx9ci5iH1rhp4nco1_500.gif
Chicago blowing a 3-2 NLCS lead with both games at home would be Peak Cubs.
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/motorboat_vince_vaughn.gif
Shh, don’t jinx the Cubs. Chicago deserves some joy
Maybe not Chicago, but Cubs fans for sure.
Eh, Chicago’s had a rough year. Cubs winning the world series would give them a nicer reason to riot than the other excuses they’ve had in 2016
You’re right, but go fuck yourself.
Let’s take it home boys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kFa3PVe8yA
FFS cubs
http://67.media.tumblr.com/8e98e5cd51e84bdfdccb59c1ce15985b/tumblr_mjx9r9V7F91rmumr1o1_250.gif
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/jcmogensen/photos/GIFs/Katy%20Perry%20Elmo.gif
Listen, I understand the bears record looks horrible, but that’s what happens when you’re on your 4th qb (I’m counting connor shaw)
in a ball control offense.
Every other team gets to make excuses for injuries, and chicago had a decent chance to win every game so far.
I’m not giving up on this team. Fuck it. I aint got nothing better to do
Cheers.
Fair enough
Jay Cutler > Brian Hoyer > Conor Shaw > Moses Moreno > Matt Barkley
> Kent Graham > Akili Smith < broken cell phone < Tebow
http://66.media.tumblr.com/6d2ce6ba9ef3e9f156d01ee6f1a1350f/tumblr_o7qxvyHIYW1s01qkyo1_400.gif
Moses Moreno
http://e.lvme.me/kdzw08x.jpg
I kind of hope I die like the kill bill guy. In my 80’s. In Singapore. The hookers haven’t shown up yet so I pregame with auto exotic chocking.
All things considered…kind of a boss way to go…
JustStopDude – that’s a turrible way to go. I’d rather be smothered by boobs:
http://media.yourdailymedia.com/4/Jiggle-hug-face-smothered.gif
Does that include the Five Point Exploding Heart technique?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/246d529aa828d127da27d988ef2687da/tumblr_myfz3buzak1r1ad86o4_r2_250.gif
You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban!
http://38.media.tumblr.com/e926ad04e20bac4c8cc2fefc484dd5fc/tumblr_mpsauzVon61r1ad86o1_r1_250.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/d123dfe5441c5f5f9dd14f2776129891/tumblr_o124zprbNS1s7xfipo4_500.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaonucRt898
There are some stupid-ass yinzers out there.
60% of readers at the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review (right-wing fishwrapper) are “Very Worried” or “Somewhat Worried” about voter fraud this election.
Something that has occurred approximately 30 times out of the last billion votes cast.
Never underestimate the power of stoopidity in large numbers.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/7ef8f5748e8370814e11b0eede90dcfd/tumblr_nzdtqrXJez1qa70eyo2_540.gif
If it makes you feel better, studies have found, that those who believe an election is rigged are significantly less likely to actually vote. So, you could view it as kind of a screening process where if you’re dumb enough to believe it’s a problem, then you’re less likely to clog up the system with your stupidity-founded votes.
Enlightened despotism is the way hashtag Yeah
http://25.media.tumblr.com/5749d77247052916531ff13ede6673f0/tumblr_myfz3buzak1r1ad86o2_250.gif
Jordan Howard only got out scored 12-2 by Mason Crosby & Alshon Jeffery tonight. I’m still in it. http://i.imgur.com/oUs3cJt.gif
http://img.pandawhale.com/93132-nice-not-thrilling-but-nice-gi-YsMv.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/dcd6857ea841b28de5891cdde263a67c/tumblr_o7brbzTNdg1tsaeqzo1_540.png
My opponet started nelson . I got lucky I guess
Well this looks fun
Alerted by the smell of a broken bottle of liquor, Federal Agents inspect a “lumber truck”. 1926
http://66.media.tumblr.com/e9ca03139c99a7f9b83dfd17d1800a50/tumblr_obx68bbdOS1s7e5k5o1_1280.jpg
And baez hurt himself
………………..
http://66.media.tumblr.com/9a2bcb0b0552f93c4106775c440be92a/tumblr_o5wvd7VyWi1qzbqf4o1_400.gif
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTE3WDM4Nw==/$T2eC16R,!zoE9s5ne3qiBQjBcNkRng~~60_35.jpg
Small Bears make it 8-1, but then Baez made an ouch.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/e8c46443fd0330bd2fb02955006dd33f/tumblr_o8zxvfinEz1un49hro1_1280.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkT2tBapPY
I love how Drew Magary had all the black people kicked out of Ben’s Chili Bowl in DC so him and a fat white guy could be really disrespectful to the owner and he could film a pretension douche-bag video for deadspin.
Related note…what the fuck is wrong with me following deadspin…
when was this? link?
May ghod have mercy on your soul
http://deadspin.com/how-to-make-half-smoke-chili-and-take-a-decade-off-your-1787989765
I always found him pretentious as fuck but this shit took it to the 9th degree. His shit seems to le is to act like a dickhead sports writer…but he swears…so it’s witty and cool to white people.
Eh, i’ve seen worse. To be fair though, I am a fan of Burneko in general.
I’m an Asshole to be clear, in the first degree. But if a brother had the same shtick, deadspin would be all over it for being crap. They shit all over Jason Whitlock, which I agree is an ass, but it ain’t like we got a lot of voices.
The continued gentrification of traditional black communities is a very sensitive subject to African Americans generally. That video could have been filmed in Omaha with the whitewashing they did.
Watching a funny writer be not funny in person is like seeing a DJs picture for the first time. IT RUINS EVERYTHING!
I…wow.
The Barkley Era is not off to the best of beginnings…
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1295001439_bmx-race-start-fail.gif
I don’t know, I thought that beginning was pretty excellent.
The Cubs have outscored the Bears offense tonight
Bears are pretty shit, yeah?
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/emma-stone-says-oh-yea.gif
Wish they’d get their act together. Not much point in a rivalry with a 1-7 team
Oh you poor thing…
Collectively they are an alot of shit.
Gentlemen.
Undead beaver.
I don’t know if there are any here
*Rips thunderous fart*
Nope.
Good day sir!
The Bears and Cubs performance tonight has been inversely related.
A Lincoln you’d actually want to drive.
What about the Chinese Lynk & Co.?
The world’s unlikeliest JV?
Going to make modular cars with Volvo?
Nothing odd about that!
Gotta love their blatant disregard for copyrights.
Am out. Gonna watch Boise game to bed. Night.
Put in the Emergency QB! I want to see a TE out-QB the QBs.
What is there to lose?
That was some serious jackassery right there.
The Bearisotcrats!
http://pre01.deviantart.net/61c7/th/pre/i/2011/009/9/5/bear_with_top_hat_by_joegalt-d36stoq.png
Leno Jr? …Jay been busy in retirement.
Barkley? Did Hoyer Country get invaded?
Broke his left arm during a sack
Bears gonna Bears. Not quite Browns gonna Browns but close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct6sdd0WZ70
Goddammit Hippo…what’s the fucking trick to get a new poll to show up on SFN. I can’t fucking remember it’s been so damned long ago.
Now Alshon Jeffery kills me with garbage time yardage & Jordan Howard will remain invisible. Fart.
Here’s how I feel about this game:
http://i.imgur.com/ASuxC2J.gif