Your NFC North Not-Showdown Thursday Night Football Open Thread

Can you smell the weekend? What does it smell like? For some that experience that thing called “seasons”, it may have the odour of raking leaves. For you youngsters out there, perhaps the aroma of a failed bar pickup is invading your nostrils. For others, perhaps a trip to Bed, Bath And Beyond is stinking up your soon-to-be  Saturday afternoon. My weekend is beginning to smell like delicious, delicious ‘by myself-ness’. So sweet… TO THE GAME!

Chi/GB-So it’s come to this. The Bears versus the Packers. Your narrative will be all about the history of this matchup because this game isn’t compelling. Despite the Pack missing rb’s Lacy and Starks, cb Shields, te Cook, wr Adams and a sense of purpose, they should pull this out. The 4th-rate backfield of recently-signed Knile Davis and recently-converted wr Ty Montgomery should get things done against a Bears D that gave up the ghost long before All Hallows Eve. With 5 losses at this point, the Bears are staring at a 1-7 mark heading into their bye-bye week because they get Minny next time around. The rarest of all sports-related phrases can now be uttered by the denizens of Chicago-“Well, at least we have the Cubs”.

There you have it-TYPE LIKE THE WONDERFUL RAGAMUFFINS YOU ARE!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who just won best two out of three in darts, is drunk, isn’t worried about work tomorrow, and has two thumbs?

Senor Weaselo

Hopefully you.

Senor Weaselo

Hold up, there’s a guy named Canada on the BYU team?

Mr. Ayo

Yes. More fascinating, they have future motivational speaker Matt Foley on board too!
http://www.ourlads.com/ncaa-football-depth-charts/player/matt-foley/116453

Senor Weaselo

But do they still have the hardest baller in the game, Dan Smith?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N8xwXUk_bY

yeah right

This whiskey isn’t gonna drink itself.

SHOTS!!!!

Malort for everybody!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b–IwgjSfXo

yeah right

No pressure or anything.

We got thi……..

/communication cut off…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWxqQG4t2Dg

Senor Weaselo

Yes, they have to upkeep the smurf turf.

Uh, no shit?

Brocky

So me and unsurprised were talking bout Dune last night, I went gif hunting, and found this:

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I apologize for the retina scaring I may have just caused

Brocky
Senor Weaselo

The Broncos are starting to Smurf this game up.

JustStopDude

https://postimg.org/image/etybfm6w3/

Why do white folks get these tattoos? Furthermore, a brother could have a PhD and have a degree from Harvard and the cops are gonna shoot him for pulling out a wallet when ordered, but a meth out rich white guy can go on a shooting rampage and get questioned and released…

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/john-mcafee-jokes-dui-gun-arrest-tennessee-article-1.2318479

I don’t get this fucking country…which is most likely why I chose to live and work outside of it…

WCS

As a white-bread jerk-off as there could be, I stopped trying to understand Caucasians decades ago. It’s just easier that way.

ALXMAC
Don T

Hoyer’s getting a contract and will spend the rest of this lost season in IR.
/tsssss
http://38.media.tumblr.com/4b033fdf28f985154d16bd5ff9609e7b/tumblr_mscx9ci5iH1rhp4nco1_500.gif

WCS

Chicago blowing a 3-2 NLCS lead with both games at home would be Peak Cubs.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Shh, don’t jinx the Cubs. Chicago deserves some joy

ballsofsteelandfury

Maybe not Chicago, but Cubs fans for sure.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Eh, Chicago’s had a rough year. Cubs winning the world series would give them a nicer reason to riot than the other excuses they’ve had in 2016

...

You’re right, but go fuck yourself.

yeah right

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Let’s take it home boys!

ALXMAC
Brocky

FFS cubs

Fronkenshteen

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Brocky

Listen, I understand the bears record looks horrible, but that’s what happens when you’re on your 4th qb (I’m counting connor shaw)
in a ball control offense.

Every other team gets to make excuses for injuries, and chicago had a decent chance to win every game so far.

I’m not giving up on this team. Fuck it. I aint got nothing better to do

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Cheers.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Fair enough

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Jay Cutler > Brian Hoyer > Conor Shaw > Moses Moreno > Matt Barkley

WCS

> Kent Graham > Akili Smith < broken cell phone < Tebow

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brocky
JustStopDude

I kind of hope I die like the kill bill guy. In my 80’s. In Singapore. The hookers haven’t shown up yet so I pregame with auto exotic chocking.

All things considered…kind of a boss way to go…

ALXMAC

JustStopDude – that’s a turrible way to go. I’d rather be smothered by boobs:

http://media.yourdailymedia.com/4/Jiggle-hug-face-smothered.gif

Senor Weaselo

Does that include the Five Point Exploding Heart technique?

yeah right

You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban!

ALXMAC
Sill Bimmons

There are some stupid-ass yinzers out there.

60% of readers at the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review (right-wing fishwrapper) are “Very Worried” or “Somewhat Worried” about voter fraud this election.

Something that has occurred approximately 30 times out of the last billion votes cast.

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WCS

Never underestimate the power of stoopidity in large numbers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
the Alpha and the Amoeba

If it makes you feel better, studies have found, that those who believe an election is rigged are significantly less likely to actually vote. So, you could view it as kind of a screening process where if you’re dumb enough to believe it’s a problem, then you’re less likely to clog up the system with your stupidity-founded votes.

Don T

Enlightened despotism is the way hashtag Yeah

Fronkenshteen

Jordan Howard only got out scored 12-2 by Mason Crosby & Alshon Jeffery tonight. I’m still in it. http://i.imgur.com/oUs3cJt.gif

Brocky

My opponet started nelson . I got lucky I guess

Duchess

Well this looks fun

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Alerted by the smell of a broken bottle of liquor, Federal Agents inspect a “lumber truck”. 1926

http://66.media.tumblr.com/e9ca03139c99a7f9b83dfd17d1800a50/tumblr_obx68bbdOS1s7e5k5o1_1280.jpg

Brocky

And baez hurt himself

………………..

Mr. Ayo

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTE3WDM4Nw==/$T2eC16R,!zoE9s5ne3qiBQjBcNkRng~~60_35.jpg

Senor Weaselo

Small Bears make it 8-1, but then Baez made an ouch.

ALXMAC
JustStopDude

I love how Drew Magary had all the black people kicked out of Ben’s Chili Bowl in DC so him and a fat white guy could be really disrespectful to the owner and he could film a pretension douche-bag video for deadspin.

Related note…what the fuck is wrong with me following deadspin…

the Alpha and the Amoeba

when was this? link?

Mr. Ayo
JustStopDude

I always found him pretentious as fuck but this shit took it to the 9th degree. His shit seems to le is to act like a dickhead sports writer…but he swears…so it’s witty and cool to white people.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Eh, i’ve seen worse. To be fair though, I am a fan of Burneko in general.

JustStopDude

I’m an Asshole to be clear, in the first degree. But if a brother had the same shtick, deadspin would be all over it for being crap. They shit all over Jason Whitlock, which I agree is an ass, but it ain’t like we got a lot of voices.

The continued gentrification of traditional black communities is a very sensitive subject to African Americans generally. That video could have been filmed in Omaha with the whitewashing they did.

Fronkenshteen

Watching a funny writer be not funny in person is like seeing a DJs picture for the first time. IT RUINS EVERYTHING!

Redshirt

I…wow.

Sill Bimmons

The Barkley Era is not off to the best of beginnings…

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1295001439_bmx-race-start-fail.gif

Senor Weaselo

I don’t know, I thought that beginning was pretty excellent.

Duchess

The Cubs have outscored the Bears offense tonight

makeitsnowondem

Bears are pretty shit, yeah?

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Wish they’d get their act together. Not much point in a rivalry with a 1-7 team

Brocky

Oh you poor thing…

Spanky Datass

Collectively they are an alot of shit.

makeitsnowondem

Gentlemen.

Sill Bimmons

Undead beaver.

Duchess

I don’t know if there are any here

Spanky Datass

*Rips thunderous fart*

Nope.

Mr. Ayo

Good day sir!

Duchess

The Bears and Cubs performance tonight has been inversely related.

Sill Bimmons

A Lincoln you’d actually want to drive.

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Shogun Marcus

What about the Chinese Lynk & Co.?

Sill Bimmons

The world’s unlikeliest JV?

Going to make modular cars with Volvo?

Nothing odd about that!

Shogun Marcus

Gotta love their blatant disregard for copyrights.

Spur

Am out. Gonna watch Boise game to bed. Night.

Redshirt

Put in the Emergency QB! I want to see a TE out-QB the QBs.

Senor Weaselo

What is there to lose?

Sill Bimmons

That was some serious jackassery right there.

Lothar of the Hill People

The Bearisotcrats!

Shogun Marcus

Leno Jr? …Jay been busy in retirement.

Redshirt

Barkley? Did Hoyer Country get invaded?

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Broke his left arm during a sack

Senor Weaselo

Bears gonna Bears. Not quite Browns gonna Browns but close.

ALXMAC
theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit Hippo…what’s the fucking trick to get a new poll to show up on SFN. I can’t fucking remember it’s been so damned long ago.

Fronkenshteen

Now Alshon Jeffery kills me with garbage time yardage & Jordan Howard will remain invisible. Fart.

Lothar of the Hill People

Here’s how I feel about this game:

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