Here we are, finally. [Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background]
Phi/Dal-I hate both these teams but I like this game. The “Over-Achieving Rook QB’s” story line is on the money and damn relevant-at the very least for the NFC East and its near future. I think that Dallas should trade Romo to the Giants straight up for Eli so that the former has an adequate backup and the latter has a chance to draft a top shelf qb sooner rather than later. Both get to retire down the road with millions in the bank and (most) limbs and vertebrae intact. It’s a win, win, win for everyone!
DAK DAK DAK DAK!!!!!
shit again
Goooooooooaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I’ll gladly show HER some fast-kicking action…
SEE, run play action works
I’m waiting to see when Doug free starts employing the cobra clutch
OH NO!
On the next “Shameless”…
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“2-4-6-8, who will help us pollinate?”
Cubs back in it. THESE CUBS I CALL THEM RATSO RIZZO BECAUSE THEY ARE ENDEARINGLY PATHETIC LOSERS WHO ARE TRYING TO HELP JOE BUCK GET PAID TO FELLATE.
LeBron came out of nowhere, though.He entered the league undrafted, and slowly worked himself up the ladder despite his lack of talent.
So how many of you have made the mistake of “six will be plenty, I won’t need a 12 pack” on a Sunday afternoon?
OH WELL, I CAN ALWAYS DRINK THIS VARNISH!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NShgvtEro7I
THAT WAS INSANELY GREAT
“Cheer so hard muthapuckas kind find me”
just try finding her clitoris
There’s a lot of fetish there.
Long ass drive. It’s going to be one of those types of games. Cowboys need to run the ball with play action.
Only two more quarters til Matthews has his game changing fumble
so…net difference, 1 yard
“What? Holding? Nah, I was just trying to start a conga line!”
Hilarious sequences seems to be the theme today
Shit.
Oh Browns…you never disappoint!!!
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The GOP’s Cleveland convention was a disaster in every way.
There’s no replacing tiny Darren
Wilcox wrapped up, mark that shit on your calendar
My favorite Halloween Candy: Reese’s
My least favorite: My weird uncle’s “Trouser Toffee”
Why do we need umps again? A robot could do a much better job evaluating a checked swing than a fat guy 90 feet away.
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I once had a guy threaten to kick my ass because I shared my view that developing a robot ump would not be difficult at all. All you basically need is a small device in the ball, and a pretty much three measuring devices in the ground and I can tell you to the mm were the ball is at any give point.
I would need a lot of testing, but the whole moving strike zone thing disappears. You don’t have to worry about bias.
Dude straight up call me an idiot. I pointed out that I have automated port facilities where its literally life and death if I get this wrong, involving millions of moves a year, and that this would be pretty fucking easy in comparison.
So then he called me a fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlwEuTDtEmA&app=desktop
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I heard Jared from Subway used to dress his cock as a doorbell for Trick or Treaters.
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Can someone PLEASE cripple Jordan Matthews, for a hypothetical someone with a 4-ish point lead over JUST HIM in a PPR league??
Thanks will hang up and listen
Here for those of you who enjoy the soulless
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It’s OK. I think she’s a daywalker.
I am gonna die without ever “conversing” with one of these. It is perhaps the only bridge to crazytown I never crossed in my life…
Pantsed!
Sean Lee is a fuckin wildebeest
And he isn’t dead yet!
God Bless Sassy Ref.
Wooooooo!!!!! Bryant goes yard!
Why are they bringing that shit up? I thought Zeke had texts of her threatening to lie to the police and showed them to the police?
Regardless of guilt or innocence, the NFL never passes up an opportunity to pretend to have the moral high ground of something.
So Dok, did visiting Teh Loan Star State have any effect on your persona?
Shop at HEB, drink a Big Red and eat at Taco Cabana?
I did buy some jeans with a stupid amount of bling on the back pockets.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=J1fF2tkMUU8
Confession time…I hate hipster titles, primarily “foodie”. Problem is, I’m a foodie by definition, because I like being experimental in the kitchen (been married too long to be experimental in the bedroom, so I’ve been told). Tonight I made chicken thighs stuffed with Gruyere cheese and smoked ham, wrapped in bacon and currently in the smoker to be finished on a hot grill. Took longer than I thought to prepare so I was late to the festivities. At least I got to see MBD (My Boy Dak) run for his well-earned TD.
I’ve also killed a sixer of St. Pauli Girl in the process (I like it!), so bear with me.
Can you just say “I like to eat” or is that considered self-fat shaming?
I hate the term “foodie” too. A BASIC FUNCTION OF LIFE IS NOT A HOBBY.
I guess I’m a “fartie.”
I’m a breathie.
I was into breathing BEFORE IT WAS KOOL
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She must have a bitch of a time dress shopping.
Wade is out of the hospital! A chicken gravy IV can do wonders.
His recovery was speeded along when friends him told him DAK was available.
Inter-venous gravy solutions are a medical staple in Indiana.
Goddamn. He’s doing that against one of the best defenses in the league.
No spiking the ball Zeke…till you get a TD.
Yeesh. I dislike the Cowboys and even I think that’s a dumb penalty to call.
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WONDER WOMAN DOES NAWT HAVE BLONDE HAIR. 2/10
Lynda Carter mmmmmmmm
So at what point does Romo call Bledsoe for advice?
Bledsoe has already reached out.
And Mo Lewis knocked his hand away.
I loathe Dallas, but the bitch my cousin was supposed to marry on Saturday is a big Phillies fan. So I’m a Dallas fan tonight.
Also, fuck that bitch.
Ech. Yeah, that’s as good a reason as there is for pro-Dallasness.
I have to say that I’m proud of myself for not leaving a nasty voice mail or email for her. He’s 27 and she turned into a serious bitch after they got engaged. Maybe I’m growing up, which is horrifying.
I’m 26 and I am a serious bitch all the time.
I feel bad for Romo 🙁
Jerry should put him in cryo and thaw him out when needed.
Is this eventually going to correct itself or is the format for the near future?
The different sized avatars and replies being so close to the other makes this impossible during these game threads.
This game needs a safe word if someone goes too far.