Damn….is it really Friday again already?  Yeesh, I really gotta stop drinking so much.

The title for Sexy Friday this week should be self-explanatory.  You either love Sara Jean Underwood, or you are not a true human.

And I’m not going to lie to you fine people.  It’s been a tough couple of weeks in tWBS’ world.  Lots of reasons why, none of which apparently matters anymore.  The first in the string was that I lost a dear friend to a car accident.  Her not being in this world any longer is a huge loss to this world.  Trust me.  She was a platonic friend, then a romantic interest, then once again a platonic friend.  I’d lost contact with her recently more than I’d care to admit, to be honest.  I feel badly about that, if I’m being honest.  Yet her husband was kind enough, even in his moment of greatest tragedy and grief, to contact me as she lay dying in a hospital bed at Duke University Hospital.  I was at her bedside when they effectively pulled the plug.

She was a dear friend.  She deserved a better end than she got.  But as we’ve covered here recently before….

Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.

I won’t burden you fine folks with any further details. But suffice to say that I don’t have a lot of happy thoughts to share this week.  My apologies for that, sincerely.  Hopefully next week I’ll have something more meaningful to share.  There’s always hope for the future if you can gut out the present.  Every day above ground, etc., etc.

That’s actually a Christmas song, but who cares?  It’s still a good song.  At least I didn’t torture you with Natasha Bedingfield or Carly Rae Jepsen.  I’m horrified I even know those names, quite frankly.

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So as I alluded to, it’s best if I don’t talk too much this week.  However I will say this….if you are in the market for a new computer and/or electronic components, and you are one who buys from Amazon, avoid these jerks, please.  I bought a barebones tower from this fly by night operation a few weeks ago.

Among other things they failed to bolt down the hard drive, or package the machine itself properly.  Then they agreed to send me a new hard drive to replace the pinball hard drive.  They didn’t package that any better.  Shocking, I know.  Long story short, both items are now on their way back to them, and I’ve ordered a new system from a more reputable firm.  It should arrive by Monday, but for now I am still laptop bound.

Though I did finally salvage and back up all of my photos on my old hard drive before it died once and for all, as well as the memory, video card and TV card from my old tower before it finally died.  Then I smashed the rest with an axe.  No, not kidding.

That computer actually served me well to be honest, for more years than it rightfully should have probably.  But everything dying in it at once, and my recent struggles with retail computer companies added on top….well, I needed an outlet.  Smashing an already dead (for the most part) computer seemed a way better idea than being abusive toward a human type creature.  Yet that doesn’t necessarily absolve one of such an accusation.  Live and learn.

And computer problems were probably the BEST part of my week.  Just sayin’.

But four weeks from now I’ll be in Vegas doing my best Ben Sanderson impression if all goes as planned.  Follow the link or Google it, I really don’t care which.

UPDATE:  New tower arrived 4 days ahead of schedule.  I’m typing on it right now, in fact.  Now that’s what I’m talking about!!!!  THAT’S how you retail.

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Last week, a few days before Halloween, I cut you good folks short before sharing with you the unquestioned princess of cosplay, my future wife if she ever drops the restraining order, Miss Sara Jean Underwood.  She loves me deeply, she just doesn’t know it yet.

Anywhoo, I promised to fix my faux pas by delivering her to you this week.  And I will deliver.

Patience is a virtue however, or so they say.  Frankly, from what I can tell, “patience” is merely another word for taking it up the wazoo for just a little longer.  But that’s another story entirely.  One I’m not at liberty to share.

So, Sara Jean Underwood….

• Born March 26, 1984 (32 yo)
• Playboy’s Miss July, 2006
• Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, 2007
• 5′ 3″, 103 lbs
• Born in the pacific northwest of Oregon (which figures, right Hippo?).
• And as sweet as the day is long, or at least that’s what I’m told by reputable sources.

If you don’t know who she is, then you are a horrible person.  NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!

We’ll come back to her later, trust me.

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What’s The Deal With the Sportsballs?

Baseball is over.  Cleveland is once again looking in the mirror and not liking what they see.  I can relate…1979 was the year.  Baltimore vs Pittsburgh.  We are Family.  Fuck you, Kent Tekulve, you dipshit.  But seriously, nice job by the small bears.  My hat is off to you….you shitmonkeys.

Football might as well be over.  Last night we were coerced into watching ATL and TB in what was a defacto playoff game for the NFC South title.  How sad is that?  Atlanta and Tampa Bay?  Really?  Yep, really.  Matt Ryan got the job done.  Jameis Winston got fucked right in the pussy.  Mike Glennon got some garbage time.  Just another Thursday Night Football game.  43-28 is your final this week.  The final looks better than it should, thanks again to Mike Glennon being Mike Glennon.

Shameless NCSU plug upcoming….just because I can.

The ol’ Giraffe never looked so good.  You run, son.  You run.  (2:20 mark, fwiw).

Next week on TNF, we get the Factory at the Ratbirds.  God help us all.  Someone please hide my firearms and razor blades.

Hockey is still happening.  I still haven’t watched much yet.  But it seems now that baseball is done I’ll be able to find the time.  The Canadiens, Rangers and Pens are the class of the east so far, with the Caps trying hard to keep up.  In the west….well, it’s the west….who fucking cares?

In the world of Professional Basketballing, the Cavs are still perfect.  LeBron’s latest stay in the Cuyahoga city seems to be going better this time ’round.  Too bad he can’t pitch or hit.

College Basketballing gets rolling next weekend.  We’ll talk more about that when the time comes, trust me.  But It really kills me that this walking talking penis is the preseason POY.  And not just because he’s a cracker ass.

And Scotchy…February 1st is already circled on my calendar…

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So, Sara Jean Underwood

I had originally planned to include her into the pre-Halloween Sexy Friday post last week.  Mostly because she’s very into cosplay, etc., and costumes were kinda the whole point for Halloween-ish type stuff.  But then that entry got away from me and just became too long.  Sara Jean would have gotten lost in the shuffle.  Which would not do justice to Sara Jean.  Sara Jean is deserving of spotlight type feature.  So here we are.

And while this week, I will include all of those cosplay photos I had planned to share last week, some others are likely to sneak their way in as well.  This week with Sara Jean will not be ONLY costumes, etc., is what I’m saying.

Photographing cosplayers or high fashion is not something I’ve ever aspired to.  But if I did, she’d be my Everest.  Dayum.

I know a few of the photographers who have been fortunate enough to photograph her.  They’ve all told me that she is as sweet in real life as she appears.  Sadly, none have ever provided an introduction or better yet, her home address.  Probably for the best though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-TxfP7zDA

Jenga on a trampoline might not be her game.  But I’d be more than willing to play.  However, wasting a good bottle of champagne is just wrong.  But it still looked good.  Or at least fun.  Just sayin’.

So, costumed Sara Jean first…

Remember the sexy nurse from last week’s Halloween foray?  She does it well, no?

But she’s not just a one hit wonder.  No, no…she aims to heal…

We mentioned Star Wars last week as well I believe…

Padme never looked better…

Nor did Leia…

Even as a Stormtrooper?  Why yes indeedy.

Then there was the sexy maid we touched on.  Nobody does it better than Sara Jean.  I wouldn’t mind touching on her sexy maid.  Just sayin’.

She also does a genderbend cowboy pretty well…

And a schoolgirl…

And now you’ve gone and fucked it up.  You realize you look ELITE now, right?  Still tho…never wanted to bang Flacco so much.  Also, apparently Sara Jean is a bit of a slob.

And you save it.  Nicely done.  Yes, 2 boxes of Thin Mints, plz…

And I have no idea what this diabolical furry is ‘sposed to be.  But I don’t hate it…

OK, that’s all the costumed Sara Jean I’d saved.  Now we’re gonna wing it from here I guess.

Maybe something scantily clad with bedroom eyes?

Thank you Rick.  Don’t mind if I do.

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OK, enough is enough.  I could do this all day.  And it’s possible that I might have before.  And probably will again.  But we’ll probably come on….errrrrrr come BACK TO Sara Jean at a later date.  For now, that’s enough.

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Ladies, you never read this article I think. So I’m not sure why I continue to search for hot guys for you, but nonetheless, here ya go…

Wolverine…

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Here….this is a sunset I shot a couple of years ago.  It’s one of my favorite photos I’ve ever captured.

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OK, that’s it.  Go home.

Next week…Amanda Seyfried.

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