Come on in, folks. Have a seat at the bar. We’re talking beer again today, but we’re also talking anything else you want to talk about. We’ve got a couple of top-25 matchups tonight, with #10 Nebraska at #6 Ohio State and #1 Alabama probably steamrolling the absolute shit out of #13 LSU on their home field. We’ve got an election coming up, because we didn’t do the right thing 240 years ago and just make George Washington the King of America. We’ve got some pretty great-looking movies out; I’m looking forward in particular to seeing Arrival and Moonlight, and based on what I’ve heard from Beerguyrob and others it looks like I’ll be adding Doctor Strange to the list.
What’s up with me lately? Well, I told you all about the Draught House Anniversary Party last week, and this past Saturday, it lived up to the hype yet again. One or two people expressed some interest in hearing what I thought of the list, so here you go! Everything I tried at the anniversary party, ranked:
8. Austin Beerworks Templar Nights
I drank more imperial stouts than anything else last Saturday, and almost everything I tried was barrel-aged. But this one had an unusual twist—bourbon barrel aged, with cherries added. I’ve talked before about how fruit can be tricky to add to beer, and I’ve found cherries are especially hard to pin down. In this beer, they weirdly come out a bit like Play-Doh. Sorry, what’s that? No, you ate Play-Doh as a kid. I honestly didn’t. Hilariously, I wouldn’t even touch Play-Doh. I’d play with it, but only if it was inside a plastic bag. I was one weird kid. At any rate, this isn’t bad. It’s good, even! But the off-flavors leave it at the bottom of a very strong list of beers.
7. Lagunitas High Westified
One of the beers I most wanted to try, in part because when I was in Denver earlier this year I just missed catching it at the Falling Rock Tap House. Unfortunately, I drank it right after another bourbon-barrel aged imperial coffee stout that ended up being the best beer of the afternoon, so it did suffer a bit by comparison, coming off as substantially thinner and . Still well worth having a glass if you happen upon it.
6. Draught House Demon Juice
The only house beer on offer. Demon Juice is a pretty standard bourbon barrel-aged imperial stout, if this sort of beer can ever really be “standard.” It’s one of my favorite substyles, and the Draught House—where I had my first barrel-aged imperial stout ever, seven years or so ago—nailed it.
5. Hops & Grain Dispensary Series Bourbon Barrel Aged Double IPA
Imperial IPAs aren’t as popular a target for barrel aging as other big beers like imperial stouts, barleywines, and strong Belgians, mostly because hops, the most important flavor component of a double IPA, taste better—taste more, really—fresh. That’s a shame, really because if a brewer can hit that sweet spot where they’ve aged the beer long enough that it tastes like bourbon, but not so long that it no longer tastes like hops, those tastes do a lot to highlight and enhance one another. Hops & Grain definitely found the sweet spot with this one.
4. Guadalupe Smooth Peanut Butter Cocoa Stout
The very last thing I drank, and I’m glad I called that last-minute audible to put it on the list. I’ve definitely liked the handful of peanut-butter/chocolate beers I’ve had in the past. The saltiness of the peanut butter is a fun extra dimension for what would otherwise be just another sweet, chocolatey stout. This one really tops them all, though. It’s like drinking a Reese’s cup, and it made for the perfect beer dessert.
3. Odell Wooden Tusk
Another barrel-aged IPA, but with wild bacteria added for souring. This beer is, as far as I’ve found, the pinnacle of the “sour IPA” niche, balancing the competing flavors—both essentially acidic—of lactic tartness and hop bitterness for a mouthful of intense flavor. This definitely won’t be for everyone, for exactly the same reasons that sours and IPAs individually aren’t for everyone, but it’s a real treat for the more adventurous palate.
2. Birrifico Del Ducato/Oxbow Oud Brunello (pictured!)
The sweeter Belgian-style sours—oud bruins (like this one) and Flanders reds—aren’t usually for me. I just don’t care that much for strong sweetness combined with equally strong sourness in beer. It often ends up overbearing, like drinking soy or Worchestershire sauce. This is great, though. Relatively dry with some wonderful influence from the wine barrels it was aged in. My favorite beer of this type has been Cuvee Des Jacobins for a while, but this is at least as good.
1. Firestone Walker Parabajava
Hell. To. The. Yes. This coffee-infused take on Firestone Walker’s bourbon barrel-aged stout, Parabola, is one of the finest beers I’ve ever tasted, and it was the very first thing I had at the party, so naturally the rest of my afternoon was completely ruined. Kidding! At any rate, this is at least comparable to a Goose Island Bourbon County Coffee Stout or Epic Big Bad Baptist. If you see this, absolutely do not miss it.
tl;dr: Do not butt-chug Play-Doh.
Grade: This is your open thread, Commentists! Whatcha drinkin’? Whatcha watchin’? Fire away.
make it snow is an alot of beer, and it’s lady snow’s birthday! make it snow drank eight four-ounce beers at the Draught House 48th Anniversary Party and wrote this review from memory some time later. Stay safe out there this week, everyone.
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@trevor if you are gonna go Biggie, it has to be this
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Its my favorite biggie song, but I straight just forgot about it.
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This was the better track but Pac’s was a better diss
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I should say I was hacked, I just like the song because a girlI liked liked it.
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Segue
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HAPPY CLOCK ANOMALY, BITCHES!
/Was writing and realized it was 1:01, and now I’m sad
Greetings from Wheeling, WV. Buffalo Trace, WVU and the Pens winning in blowouts (sorry, not sorry Covalent Blonde), and staying in a nice hotel for extra cheap are helping an otherwise horrible day.
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My consistency in these embeds is that of a young Jay Cutler
No one can figure it out.Don’t worry about it
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My birthday is the 21st of September. Feelsgoodman
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I got stuck with September 11th, which was my parents anniversary til the year 9/11 happened
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70s disco?
70s disco
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What the fuck
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Later ELP, in the ELPowell format (Carl Palmer was on tour with Asia and couldn’t get out of it).
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This song is a lot more rapey than I remember it
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If you go 80’s I am gonna follow year right.
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or yeah right* who needs an edit button
I have a song I want to play.
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Between WordPress being just this side of brain dead, and also still thinking it’s smart enough to give me a pop quiz in math every five minutes….
And my internet in general just being brain dead tonight….
I’m pretty much done. Have a nice night fellow dirtbags.
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Wanna know what’s great about falling back with Daylight Savings time? I’ve got an extra hour to work in my sobbing masturbation session.
LMFAO.
Oh, holy shit….now it the whole internet. Jeebus Christmas.
Yeah, I’m now talking to myself. Shut up.
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Got all Creole and shit tonight.
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“Goddamn, I need a drink”
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Holy fuckballz…I was trying to link that when WP logged me out again.
I don’t know whether to love you or be really fucking pissed off right now.
ACCEPT MY LOVE!!!
(no homo)
(not that there’s anything wrong with it)
(Liberace though? Could probably have dialed it down a notch)
That is a keeper.
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Gin & Juice, the country version.
My brother and I play this all the time when we’re playing pool and closing the coke bar across the street from the brewery.
No one complains.
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Thank you good sir. One day I too shall learn the secrets of posting Youtube videos directlty.
AND THEN THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE!!!
/might be drunk
Reminded me of this one. Yeah it’s old.
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Ben Folds has been hilarious on “You’re The Worst” this season.
It’s about abortion?
Who told you?
I hate football.
I hate WordPress.
I’m not so hot one some of you assholes either, so watch your step.
😉
I still like you
Give it time.
You are stuck with me, sorry.
That makes two of us.
😉
Sorry, that was mean.
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I’m no expert but if the announcers keep saying that your jaw is one of our best weapons you MAY want to consider another line of work.
Uh, phrasing?
Bill Murray, still drunk or continuously drunk?
I have seen no new footage, I will bet on the latter.
At 47 I sure am enjoying watching a 35 year old fighter being called incredible for being able to walk upright.
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Yeah, alright.
I’ll buy dinner and everything.
Watching UFC, (or “gay porn” as the wife calls it), and they’re bitching about a guy who missed weight by several pounds.
And then casually mentioning that he took the fight on three weeks notice.
Now I don’t know about you but if I have three weeks to drop from my walking around weight to my fighting weight* I’m either going to miss weight or come in so gassed that I would pass out 11 seconds after the bell rang.
*in my case the same thing, b/c I am in my late 40’s and should not, under any circumstances, be fighting anyone over anything.
That’s why you got a gun, right?
Buddy I got two guns.
/flexes
Idk, I lost about 15 lbs from last Wednesdayish to yesterday and I felt just fine today.
You’re a teenager. You don’t count.
He’s got personal chefs and shit. All I had was a water jug, chicken breast, and fruit.
He was bitching about it last night like a proper older person. Give him a pass
I couldn’t lose 15 lbs that fast if I cut off a limb.
I could still knock a punk ass bitch out.
Just saying.
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One of the things I like about this crew is I don’t have to worry about you overcelebrating Guy Fawlkes Day
For starters, everyone here has fucked.
I beg to differ
There is the running not-bet between Redshirt and me.
Well, yes I have.
Many times.
With buxom redheads and tantalizing blondes and glorious Korean girls that would..
Wait.
What?
/kicks gunpowder under bed
New game from last night: Drink until you can no longer say “reliquary” properly.
I failed on attempt one. I will drink anyway
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Its a good thing I couldn’t do that on the first try or I would’ve had to break the law.
“From Tom Hardy and Ridley Scott”
No thanks I’ll just huff this spray paint and then take an Ambien. I’ll get to the same place but faster and cheaper.
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There it is!
Is there any way we can convince the south they actually won the civil war so they won’t be our problem anymore?
I’d rather we just kill them all.
I see no one has ever confronted you about the War of Northern Aggression
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I thought that was the French flag!
Only after around 1914
I used to work with a girl who from ‘Bama who called it that. She was awesome and also called Mobile ‘The Redneck Riviera’. Not everyone from the South is a dipshit.
I’m not willing to take that chance.
I think they’ve been convinced they won it since Lincoln got domed.
Straight up, I’ve given you guys enough information on my identity that if you tried, you could find a picture of my face. But I know you’re all too lazy to try, so I need not worry.
You’re not Trevor Semen?
Turns out he’s actually Kevin Semen
Its actually Trevor Stevens
That was my second guess
We already know you’re Peyton Manning. Don’t worry, your secret is safe with us.
That’s pretty funny, as I’m in Denver right now. I had a wrasslin tournament.
Cuntler usually goes cruising at Denver high school wrestling tournaments, so say hey.
I was in Kansas City for wrestling when one of you made the comment saying I was Zymm’s proper ego, a 15 year old who lives in Kansas City.
Welcome home Trevor.
We moved some stuff around but you’ll find it homey.
Great.
Another Canadian.
Canadian? I just said I go to the same high school that Nebraska’s backup, walk on, quarterback went to.
Wouldn’t that be anouther Canadian? It doesn’t make sense if it’s not in their native toungue!
I think I gave my home address once via google street. No need to worry about these guys
You mean you don’t live in a windowless van?
It was actually a picture of a van in the middle of the Mojave Desert
Unless you’re very rich and don’t believe in locking your doors at night I just don’t care.
If it makes you feel better, I’ve posted videos of me playing, and nothing bad’s happened to me yet!
/Checks Youtube channel
//Still doesn’t have 100 views on any of his sonata movements, you jerks…
A theater near me is showing Mad Max Fury Road: Black & Chrome Edition this week. Even if I could afford to go, I don’t want to. I’m fucked.
Jesus Christ