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Commentist Beer Barrel: Spoilers for Beer and Television
The final season of Game of Thrones, the greatest achievement in televised violence and incest since Dexter, has proceeded, so far, at a surprisingly…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Brut Strength
I don’t love champagne. That’s a hell of a thing to say to you Commentists after being away so long, I know, but it’s…
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Your 4th of July Day Open Thread & Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots On The Ground – San Diego International Beer Festival 2018
Heyyyy, happy 4th of July, folks! Low Commander here to dust off the old Beer Barrel and hopefully wet your whistles for the incredible…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Hops and Chocolate
I sometimes think we’re not experimenting enough, as a society, with hoppy beer. Sure, it seems like someone’s cultivated a new hop every month,…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: I Told You This One Would Be Cheap
In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Dr. Leonard McCoy, thrown back in time to the 1980s, tells a contemporary materials engineer that, if he…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Portrait of a Beer
If I ever tell you there are two kinds of beer I love, I’m bullshitting you. There are a million kinds of beer I…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Don’t Haze Me Bro
Hey guys! Remember me? It’s make it snow, the beer guy! No, not that beer guy. The alot of beer. Circumstances have conspired —…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Something A Little Different
I don’t remember exactly when I first became aware of what barrel-aged beer, like, was. I definitely learned the names of some barrel-aged beers not…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: The Happiest Place on Earth
It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I don’t know about you guys, but a lot’s happened in the snow household since I last wrote…
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Your “Finally! A Valid Excuse For Day-Drinking” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
It’s here. A full slate of games (except for the ones not being played due to Mother Nature’s shenanigans) to wallow in. Do you…