I have no words nor fucks left to give. Games of note:
Baylor at Oklahoma (Noon, ABC/ESPN2)
Scoring.
Kentucky at Tennessee (Noon, SECN)
Wildcats still have reasonable chance to win East with win here.
Georgia Tech at Virginia Tech (3:30, ESPNU)
ACC Coastal would be clinched with VPI win. I can’t believe I’m tying this, but THANK YOU, DUKE.
Texas Tech at Oklahoma State (3:30, FS1)
Offense again.
LSU at Arkansas (7:00, ESPN)
Physicality, best SEC West game.
USC at Washington (7:30, Fox)
Just in case, but likely blowout.
Cal at Washington State (10:30, ESPN)
Late night, none of us deserve cheerleaders (apologies to Canucks).
SOMEONE TELL ME IF I AM ON THE RIGHT FUCKING THREAD!!! I DON’T HANDLE CHANGE WELL!!!
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Heck, I’m down there replying in the “Older Comments”
Yeah, I’ve done that onc……. OK, a LOT.
Wouldn’t be ’80s without Huey & the News.
I am ashamed of myself for not going Huey Lewis at any point
Last one. Unless I am bored in 10 minutes. Then all bets are off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
Wow, this video is too much 80’s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
Not what you’re probably thinking, but, ’80s, anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0
80s, 80s, 80s.
I napped during the late football games so I am wide awake. You are getting more 80’s music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q
I would never listen to 80’s music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsntlJZ9h1U
Trite, ’80s music you say?
I know it’s trite, but 80s music is the tits.
That is one impressive football team they’re building in Pullman, WA.
All right, calling it (relatively) early tonight, I plan on being in serious bourble after rehearsal tomorrow. See all y’all.
Sweet balls, did Utah State blow that last minute. Anyway, Aunt Sandy’s going to happy that Bob Davie’s Lobos are going to a bowl game, sitting at 7-3.
So I grabbed these as a post halloween candy raid, never tried them before. they are fucking delicious.
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I don’t care what Hippo says, we DO deserve some Wazzu cheerleaders!
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The Colorado-Wazzu game next weekend is going to have YUUUUGE Pac12 title game implications.
New Mexico and Utah State are locked in a 21-all, fourth quarter slugfest.
True story: My aunt taught New Mexico’s coach, Bob Davie, in the third grade somewhere in the mid-70’s. She also taught renown piece of fart, John Calipari in the early 1980s.
STRONG TAEK. George Carlin was a terrible comedian the last 20ish years of his life and if you watch any of his old stuff that isn’t one of his classic bits he just an asshole and not that funny (this is a reply to a video posted hours ago, going back through what I missed)
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Countertaek: Stoner Carlin bits were overrated, and his work became progressively more influential and funny from “What the Hell am I Doing in New Jersey?” going forward, with “It’s Bad For Ya” being one of his all-time best shows at the very end. There is still a void in comedy left by his death that has yet to be filled by a strong, influential, non-polite liberal comic. The ones who seem to care are either too niche (Rogan, Jefferies), too smug (Bill Maher), or become too normalized (Lewis Black). As much as I love Patton Oswalt, he’s never going to be thought of as the voice of anybody. Now if you want to talk important, influential, but unfunny comics, we always have Bill Hicks to discuss.
Fair comment.
Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorn Clemens) was the great comedic observer of the 19th century. His younger work is free-forming and fun, even when describing serious topics of the day. In his later years he was a monologuist on tour as well as a writer, and he was angrier and angrier in his old age.
George Carlin was the Mark Twain of the 20th century. His younger work is free-forming and fun, even when describing serious topics of the day. In his later years he was a monolguist on tour as well as a writer, and he was angrier and angrier in his old age.
LESSON: Never get old if you don’t want to be angry
LESSON 2: Mark Twain & George Carlin were geniuses
Gentlemen. I’m on west coast lag but just finished eating a delicious dinner I cooked for a few friends. Slathered bbq sauce over some salmon and baked it and roasted Brussels sprouts, carrots, sweet potatoes, onions, and garlic. It’s now full on bourbon time, but I wanted to say hey. It’s obviously been a fucked up week, but I love you guys.
love you too bro, bring it in:
Shots?
SHOTS!!!
sHotss/??/ HOW bout SHakrs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVb8t9VD8yg
This. THIS is the straw that breaks the camel’s back.
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Let’s try this.
I decided that since our weather is fucking with us and pretending that it’s still summer.
ASSHOLE WEATHER!
I’m gonna grill tomorrow.
Oh yes.
Grilling some pork chops and some chicken.
Stop by if you want a taste.
There’s plenty.
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Do not Panic, there are several people between Donald Trump and the nuclear codes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoASZyihalc
You know what I think is the most impressive feature modern jet airliners?
Them little goddam windshield-wipers. How the fuck do they even stay on at 500mph?
Raytheon and Northrup-Grumman get paid to make them work.
They better. That’s a lot of taxpayer dollars at work.
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Nos. 2 Clemson, 3 Michigan, 4 Washington, 8 aTm, 9 Auburn, and 14 Virginia Tech (HAHAH) all lost today. The same weekend every pundit, network, and website would be a dog.
Suddenly, West By God Virginia is right back in the Playoff Chase.
Nobody has ever been right about anything and never will be again.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyM2AnA96yE
All that was missing in that one was Rick James, bitch.
I’m conflicted
Dave Chappelle just used the “N-word” on SNL…
I think the count was around 7 or so.
Yes. Yes he did.
I’m still basking in the afterglow of the Michigan loss plus JerBear’s carnival girl story.
I mostly regret that I didn’t get any corndogs out of the deal. And I’m really, really hoping I didn’t get anything else out of the deal either.
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How was there NOT an “I’m rich, bitch” there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLzSpaEnA64
2, 3, and 4 all go down in the same week….
where the fuck was this when i needed it a week ago;
That Iowa kicker is probably dead now, crushed by all those people on top of him.
What a way to go.
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If not from that, then in the morning from death by snu-snu.
FIELD GOAL GOOD!!! Un-freaking-believable!!!
Holy shit, Kate McKinnon can sing!
She’s perfect
I know. I passed watching Michigan lose just to hear her.