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KC/Den-I love this sort of game. The D’s on both teams are so much better than the O’s they’re facing. The first OC or qb to find a weakness (this will probably take some time) will end up winning this tilt. That’s if the D’s don’t end up waging a fumble/intercept-returned-for-a-touchdown war.
Enjoy-TYPE AWAY!
I know this was established decades ago, but Anthony Hopkins is so fucking good, you guys.
“And now we go back to the studio with Tony Dungy.”
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I guess you could say that Denver’s comeback was
/removes glasses
IN-COM-PLETE!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(right)
Going to be an interesting road for the AFC West–KC/DEN play again later, as well as both face TEN and OAK. Denver faces NE, and KC closes with SD. Too close to call, all around.
This division is definitely not decided.
SO YOU’RE TELLING BOLTMAN THERE’S A CHANCE?!
Of course Costas references a ball inside the foul pole.
And Kansas City is gifted YET ANOTHER FUCKING WIN.
You suck Denver. More than usual.
Dok is going to be so surprised tomorrow when she sees the final was 30-27 instead of 24-16.
Well, the good news is we’ll all be dead by February. Denver Broncos, defending Super Bowl champs forever.
What the everliving fuck?
Kubiak, you fucking moron.
The Goddess of Ties and Shan’klor combined were no match for the Trickster God Doink
A new deity is born!
Fucking hell, really?
In on a doink. Kill me fucking now…
HOLY SHIT SO CLOSE TO A TIE
UNBELIEVABLE
AND A GODDAMN TRAGEDY
He didn’t call bank, it doesn’t count.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE WERE SO CLOSE
SO FUCKING CLOSE
YOU BLEW IT UP!
The receiver wasn’t on the LOS. That’s a penalty and a runoff
Andy Reid is pissed because Old Country Buffet closed 30 minutes ago,
“Now the game is completely under the control of Andy Reid and the Kansas City Chiefs.” So tie it is!
I, too, chuckled at that comment.
oh well
Shan’khor may have one final blessing for us.
WE BELIEVE!
Help me, Shan’klor, you’re my only hope!
Kubiak wanted to go for it but his GM said naaaaayyyyyyyy.
if that was the plan you run 2nd and 3rd down. Morons
This is all to get KC to burn that timeout.
handing KC the win
KICK A 62-YARD FIELD GOAL DON’T BE A COWARD
Go for the FG! Come on!
FUCK YOU BIBBS GET IN THE GODDAMNED NORWOOD BOX
FIRST DOWN DERRY MURBLES
4 down territory. Can’t tie at home
Elway hasn’t been this excited since that sugar cube truck overturned on I-70.
Denver tight end Derry Murbles
I PRAY TO THEE, DAVID CARRADINE, PATRON SAINT OF TIES!
Goddamn that’s good stuff.
Holy shit.
Dark yet delicious.
Michael Hutchence would like a word…
Win, lose, or tie, this game probably doesn’t survive one more beer.
I am mad enough to punch a wall.
It’s going to be a more of a fence, probably.
The Goddess of Ties proves too much for Shanklor in this round.
But now they are aligned!
Is it Aequitas, the Roman goddess of equity and fairness?
Did Greggggggggggggggggggggggg just sign “Game over” in blood? And not his?
THE TIE IS ALIVE
Holy crap we’re gonna have another tie.
Knile Davis? WTF?
just nothing left, D asked for too much
My sex life in a nutshell.
Semen jokes have been widely under-represented thus far:
Jeeebus, 2 yards farther back and he misses
SHANKLOR AWAITS
I hear Brasil is nice FOAR Goddesses
No one wants to hear the goddamn sitar. At least no one besides George Harrison.
DEARE bleerGH, TIE please.
so close, shit fuck
GIVE IT TO BOOKER
Kapri Bibbs sucks and should not be playing
He really is just godawful.
That moment with internetters that you haev been close to for years and are intellectually flaccid.
You should have known when they told you they were voting for Dole/Kemp ’16.
too wasted, yet will still will get 7 hrs of sleep…. on the couch because I* want to listen to sad 80s tunes
Hey demarius.
Remember that one time you won that one game in overtime all by yourself, and made your mediocre qb look good in the process?
Can you do that again.
in honor of Westworld, we should have a booth of Mike Tirico and his robot twin
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