Could 2016 possibly get any worse? Jeff Fisher was let go? HE HAD A WINNING TEAM AS RECENTLY AS MANY YEARS AGO, FOR CHRIST SAKE! Is this what you do with someone who is obviously lousy at their job? Just let them go? Unbelievable. Sad, even. [shakes head] I hope that he manages to catch on as a talking head with one of the networks out there. Perhaps he and Matt Millen could do a light-hearted podcast dealing with the myriad ways in which one could steer an entire franchise into a farmer’s market week after week. I imagine that the initial reception to the podcast would be fantastic. (“They have so much experience! This’ll be great!”) It would be followed by general doubt about the quality of the job they’re doing by their audience. (“I don’t think these guys are very good at their jobs.”) Their employers would dig in and maintain that, yes, they are good at their jobs. (“Look, it’s early-just give them a chance. The show will get better.”) The podcast will bring in special guests like Mike Williams and Roy Williams but they won’t be the least bit interesting. (“Those guys bring nothing to the show”) Having invested so much money yet so little attention to the show, the employers will finally pull the plug because the media clamor demands that they do so. It’s a done deal, folks. Where was I? Oh yeah… TO THE GAME!
LA/Sea– I feel sorry for Aaron Donald. (Donald Aaron?) He reminds me quite a bit of Megatron or Joe Staley or Marcel Dionne (hockey!) or Ernie Banks or any number of other Hall of Famer’s doing great work on crappy teams. The narrative will tell you that the Rams have a chance under interim coach Fassel but one week does not a new team make. Seattle romps? Seattle romps.
As always, check out Freeballin’ Football’s podcast below. Will Nick’s ugly Christmas sweater featuring Christ on the cross cause a stir? Was Bill able to get admission to The Big Bang Theory convention or will he continue to be banned for his lewd display three years ago? Tim’s new look-too much cleavage or not enough? Will Josh finally come to terms with the fact that “Riders On The Storm” is a silly song because Morrison rhymed , “killer on the road/brain is squirming like a toad”? For the answers to these questions and some quality lip-flapping about things NFL-related, make sure you give ‘er a listen.
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Jon Ryan: BEST PUNTER IN THE LEA….. CONCUSSION WARD.
Hekk of a run there
now THAT is some real-time Karma
TRICKERATION WHOOPS
Gonna need a fuckton of updates after this year smgdh
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mmaMfXwlq90
I can’t even bear to watch this, it’s so fucking funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dJQSIQwl6c
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5-2VszpHHY0
I can only ever listen to South Park doing this or Cartman singing Come Sail Away:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZeuakaDUF4
If they kill Case Keenum, then we get the glory of seeing Johnny Hekker play QB??
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/GfnBxSH.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/51886daa8a10af8e865cc9873949da22/tumblr_inline_mntpxaTRvo1qz4rgp.gif
It’s ‘Happy’ you twat-waffles. Jesus the only correct answer is Happy. How do you not fucking hit that.
Shutout smoothies!
https://gfycat.com/BothRealisticHarborporpoise
timeout, because Jared Goff just asked Pete Carroll “are you my mother??”
all that ded to lose 10 yards for holding.
Who cares about the Rams, but…
It is wonderfully raining in Southern California tonight!
Raining in a miserable drought area!
The wet streets of Los Angeles are the visual birth of film noir in the ’40s!
It is glorious!
Carry on!
The flashing hazard lights from all the accidents really bring it all together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yNibj8LW-Q
I always forget how balanced this christmas song is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8
Needs MOAR sack-fumble-six
While I’m kinda sorry I ushered in Xmas Music Nite at DFO, your contributions are hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJDL-EdNHfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DTwLqR071M
Think you’re not racist? Have money riding on an NFL or NBA game. See how not racist you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEsr_DALe9A
granted I’m totally missing the point here but who knew that Randy Quaid’s ‘Cousin Eddie’ wasn’t acting?
Bennett gets flagged for the McCringleberry Rule
I see we triggered the Christmas song portion of the night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjggWxGYLdo
Also RIP Greg Lake. This one’ll get played for many 12/25s to come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPm6CheT6rs
Beat me to it.
It’s OK, we’ll call it a double-shot weekend.
I only allow Weird Al’s “Christmas At Ground Zero” and this is the last one during which we won’t have already BEEN NUKED so enjoy whilst you can, fuckers.
MERRY SHITSMAS ONE AND ALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY
IN SEATTLE, THEY NOT ONLY THROW FISH BUT ALSO BLOW GLASS
Who’s Glass?
I was kind of hoping the Rams would win out so they could finish at 7-9 in honor of Jeff Fisher, but it was not to be.
that’s ok, men, he will always hold you as 7-9 in his heart,
Well fuck, if we’re doing Christmas songs…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SkWIqQ3oLY
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Shitballs
Is that a stadium delicacy at the Coliseum?
SEATTLE FINALLY MADE THE SPREAD
Re: the Mos Def video below – Derrick Coleman is the mos def of all in this game.
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I haven’t seen someone put a boot to a ball so hard since they were vetting Linda McMahon to be Trump’s latest batshit cabinet appointment.
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No Rawls in the glow paint!
One of my only two concessions to Christmas Music (if you’ve paid attention, you can probably guess the other):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk
May I submit the following:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
And that is indeed the correct answer, sir. But I never play that one until Christmas morning.
There’s only one way to record Christmas music, and that’s as many tracks as you can pull in a day, then take a day or two to mix it. And then be done with it. One or two takes. That’s all you get.
…This is the shit we did at my undergrad. And then again last year. And hopefully this year if I’m free because I want a shot at I Believe in Father Christmas.
I saw these guys live in Boston a couple of years ago during their St. Patrick’s week-in-residence at the House of Blues.
It was…pretty meh actually. Probably because I got the first of 7 shows.
I’ve seen them twice, once during their Green 17 tour in Philly, and once in my town a few years later. Each show was awesome for different reasons, but they were great both times.
Wooo Shorthanded Goal!
/is watching Ice Giants
//better than Rams-Truthers.
Woooo Nasher shorty!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc8eD0prHIM
These Seattle uniforms are still hurting my eye balls.
Fuck Nike and the Pacific Northwest, including the Canadian parts. Sure, you may be friendly and beautiful, but that’s exactly how Satan works, my friends.
BALLWYNN!!!!
Phone just rank….I answer it…
“Kami perlukan bantuan anda. Ini Halim”
“Halim…I’ve been drinking for like two hours. Its not a good time.”
“La adalah masalah yang mudah!”
“It better be. I got my box and I am synced up…hit me”
Turns out it was a simple problem. The crane he was working on, the field circuit for the gantry was tripping on a ground fault detection due to bad wiring in the yard IO cabinet. Took like five minutes to talk through…another ten to test.
What I didn’t realize was my mother overhearing the speaker phone. I am afraid I am going to wake up in the AM to an exorcism being performed on me. I’ve…never really explained to my family what I do….
KALI MA! KALI MA!
IN THIS HOUSE WE USE DC POWER!! THE (REAL) POWER OF OHM COMPELS YOU!
DIDI MAO!! DIDI MAO!!
DEFINITELY INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD
I’m drunk. How youze? Fantasy playoff game go not good. Not enough yay Baldwin! Gonna pee then smoke more weed. Built my kid a pillow igloo on my bed & he fell asleep in it. Really need Seattle D to love me. They won’t. Guckers. With a ” EFF!”
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I’m drinking and hate my job/boss. so there is that.
That’s solid multi-tasking!
[whacks hindquarter appreciatively]
I need to be more secure so I can get fucked up like this without feeling bad about it later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89NjEeHku8o
That whole album was fantastic.
WHAT IS A (linebacker) CATCH??
What is love?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pe5q_TdKbsk
a lie that our bodies use to trick our brains into reproducing
WHY DOES THAT LOOK SO FUCKING FAMILIAR???!?!?!?
How I feel watching this…the title anyway.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Z0k5yiCmFs
I prefer the Rolling Stones’ cover, “Cone of Triumph.”
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6sk5IuIjr1E
Good evening. No NFL network means no assault on my eyesight. How are the rest of you?
Sharper’s Sleepers Obliterates Frosted Flaccos and Hands Them Third Loss in a Row
Well that was unnecessary.
MY EYES THEY BURN THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING
I asked
“Pop Quiz. Were tonight’s Seahawks better in
1) Eurotrip
2) The Flintstones
3) Superman: The Animated Series”
My brother’s reply: