2016 Quotables (Week 15 – Submissions)

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Hey! What’s up? You guys have fun while I was gone? I hope the videos were adequate. The subs said you all were excellent so everyone gets a sticker. Look, I’m slammed with work. I’m building* a corporate website among the backlog of stuff that piled up while I was out. Married life, right? But at least I got this tan. Anyways, here you go for Week 15.

 

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This gif would have no Quotables value before Ferguson.

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The ghost of Jeff Fisher continues to haunt Seattle.

The ghost of the developmental abilities of Jeff Fisher continues to haunt RAMIT.

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This is two unblocked defenders killing Bryce Petty. It’s twice as entertaining as when the Jets left just one DE unblocked to kill Petty earlier in the game.

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This is the only Bear Aaron Rodgers was excited to be tackled by on Sunday.

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I had to cut down this gif of Hue Jackson looking for his challenge flag because there’s a 10 second limit on my editor.

I like that this dude has a Rajion Neal jersey.

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I understand this is some kind of Bills thing that isn’t boning in the parking lot.
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Ryan fumble: *Ninja Warrior horn sound*

Petty death: “It was at this point that Jets fans were so sickened by their team that they turned on something easier on the stomach, Cannibal Holocaust.”

LemonJello
LemonJello

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“With this green screen, they’ll just edit in me catching the ball in post-production, right?”

Game Time Decision

Upon further review, touchdown Seahawks.

LemonJello
LemonJello

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“Be cool, this is working, uh, oh fuuu….*POW*…Hello darkness, my old friend…”

LemonJello
LemonJello

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“If Rodgers is gay, I’ll eat my hat.”

LemonJello
LemonJello

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H. Jackson: [throwing key ring into a rusty tin can] “Fisher?!? I’ll give the keys to my office to his dirty, smelly, piss-stained hobo before him!”
J. Tomsula: [picking keys out of can] “Done deal.”

LemonJello
LemonJello

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“YES!!!! The parade is still a go!”

JerBear50
JerBear50

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And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for Robby Anderson’s fantasy value.

JerBear50
JerBear50

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So a Bills fan walks into a talent agents office and says “Have I got a show for you…”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I thought it was the Chiefs’ mascot …. finishing.

JerBear50
JerBear50

Since when do the Chiefs ever finish?

LemonJello
LemonJello

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I think I’d rather watch Bills fans boning in the parking lot than this.

Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal

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In order to find the flag, you’ll need to dig into this walking piece of fecal matter!

LemonJello
LemonJello

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“Whoa, hold on there Billy Ray Bob, he’s one of the good ones.”

Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal

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I thought the only skat imitation at a Bills game was the shit product they push on fans.

sunrisesunrise

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15 yard penalty for demonstration of a sexual act.

LemonJello
LemonJello

What do the kids call that, an 11/9? Two towers hitting a jet?

JerBear50
JerBear50

Glad I’m gonna have seem drinking buddies in the afterlife.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Chip Kelly has a new suspect in the case of his missing wallet

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Where’d they learn how to block, Harvard?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Look, we can’t call it that anymore, I don’t care if he’s the punter. It’s “kill the carrier” now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Kill the carrier” was one of the few lighthearted moments during training camp in Tampa during Greg Schiano’s tenure.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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What do you mean you know who this guy voted for?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Rob Ryan looks better than he used to

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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The reporters all apologized for talking over each other in the locker room after the game, as one asked “how would you describe those horrible uniforms?” while another queried “what’s your typical postgame meal?” and a third wondered “how are your kidneys responding to the shot you took?”

Jon Ryan only volunteered a single answer. “Pea soup”, he said.

monty this seems strange to me

Wow, you went a long way for that.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Is there anything sadder than a Cleveland Browns fan watching his team get blown out by the Buffalo Bills? Maybe, if the Browns fan is actually a puppy and it’s raining and also the puppy has cancer.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Google’s ability to predict our tendencies and preferences has gotten too advanced for comfort, as demonstrated here in the result it produced when Andy Reid searched for “bukkake”.

sunrisesunrise

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I believe Goff would have completed that pass if his receiver hadn’t slipped in that moss in the end zone.

sunrisesunrise

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So smoooooth. Didn’t even spill my… whoops.

sunrisesunrise

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This is just what happens when you want to have a meal with Andy Reid.

nomonkeyfun

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Bryce Petty finally takes his class in Women’s Studies, “The Female Student Experience at Baylor.”

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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Much like the rest of us, that ball is trying to get away from those jerseys as fast as possible.

monty this seems strange to me

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What it looks like after Andy Reid shoots his wad.

monty this seems strange to me

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“Man, this thing is harder to hold on to than a cheesehead in Solder Field.”

SonOfSpam

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Mike Peireira: “And here we see the referee signaling to the police sniper that this black guy is NOT to be shot, which upon review I feel is the correct call, as “being uppity” was declared a non-lethal offense in 1983. You know, that’s what makes the replay system work, this clear communication.”

monty this seems strange to me

#5: “Yeah, I can raise my arms too, so what?”

LemonJello
LemonJello

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“Well, at least I’m not a Browns fan.”

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

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Those guys in doing the circle jerk, really should go see their urologist……

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Wrong fucking gif.

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SonOfSpam

This doesn’t looking like a “fucking gif” to me, but then I’ve never been to Buffalo.

Curse of Marino
Curse of Marino

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