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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
Hey! What’s up? You guys have fun while I was gone? I hope the videos were adequate. The subs said you all were excellent so everyone gets a sticker. Look, I’m slammed with work. I’m building* a corporate website among the backlog of stuff that piled up while I was out. Married life, right? But at least I got this tan. Anyways, here you go for Week 15.
Ryan fumble: *Ninja Warrior horn sound*
Petty death: “It was at this point that Jets fans were so sickened by their team that they turned on something easier on the stomach, Cannibal Holocaust.”
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“With this green screen, they’ll just edit in me catching the ball in post-production, right?”
Upon further review, touchdown Seahawks.
“Be cool, this is working, uh, oh fuuu….*POW*…Hello darkness, my old friend…”
“If Rodgers is gay, I’ll eat my hat.”
H. Jackson: [throwing key ring into a rusty tin can] “Fisher?!? I’ll give the keys to my office to his dirty, smelly, piss-stained hobo before him!”
J. Tomsula: [picking keys out of can] “Done deal.”
“YES!!!! The parade is still a go!”
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And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for Robby Anderson’s fantasy value.
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So a Bills fan walks into a talent agents office and says “Have I got a show for you…”
I thought it was the Chiefs’ mascot …. finishing.
Since when do the Chiefs ever finish?
I think I’d rather watch Bills fans boning in the parking lot than this.
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In order to find the flag, you’ll need to dig into this walking piece of fecal matter!
“Whoa, hold on there Billy Ray Bob, he’s one of the good ones.”
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I thought the only skat imitation at a Bills game was the shit product they push on fans.
15 yard penalty for demonstration of a sexual act.
What do the kids call that, an 11/9? Two towers hitting a jet?
Glad I’m gonna have seem drinking buddies in the afterlife.
Chip Kelly has a new suspect in the case of his missing wallet
Where’d they learn how to block, Harvard?
Look, we can’t call it that anymore, I don’t care if he’s the punter. It’s “kill the carrier” now.
“Kill the carrier” was one of the few lighthearted moments during training camp in Tampa during Greg Schiano’s tenure.
What do you mean you know who this guy voted for?
Rob Ryan looks better than he used to
The reporters all apologized for talking over each other in the locker room after the game, as one asked “how would you describe those horrible uniforms?” while another queried “what’s your typical postgame meal?” and a third wondered “how are your kidneys responding to the shot you took?”
Jon Ryan only volunteered a single answer. “Pea soup”, he said.
Wow, you went a long way for that.
Is there anything sadder than a Cleveland Browns fan watching his team get blown out by the Buffalo Bills? Maybe, if the Browns fan is actually a puppy and it’s raining and also the puppy has cancer.
Google’s ability to predict our tendencies and preferences has gotten too advanced for comfort, as demonstrated here in the result it produced when Andy Reid searched for “bukkake”.
I believe Goff would have completed that pass if his receiver hadn’t slipped in that moss in the end zone.
So smoooooth. Didn’t even spill my… whoops.
This is just what happens when you want to have a meal with Andy Reid.
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Bryce Petty finally takes his class in Women’s Studies, “The Female Student Experience at Baylor.”
Much like the rest of us, that ball is trying to get away from those jerseys as fast as possible.
What it looks like after Andy Reid shoots his wad.
“Man, this thing is harder to hold on to than a cheesehead in Solder Field.”
Mike Peireira: “And here we see the referee signaling to the police sniper that this black guy is NOT to be shot, which upon review I feel is the correct call, as “being uppity” was declared a non-lethal offense in 1983. You know, that’s what makes the replay system work, this clear communication.”
#5: “Yeah, I can raise my arms too, so what?”
“Well, at least I’m not a Browns fan.”
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Those guys in doing the circle jerk, really should go see their urologist……
Wrong fucking gif.
This doesn’t looking like a “fucking gif” to me, but then I’ve never been to Buffalo.
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