Let’s face it, or me. Let’s say me. The drunkin-er I get the better the football is. Right now I’m not sure the football can get any better. TO THE GAME!
Cin/Hou-It was only a matter of time before a guy by the name of SAVAGE! unseated a dude by the name of Osweiler. Who would you want leading you into battle-a hard-ass dude that would eviscerate your sorry butt in a heartbeat or a guy that tends to stick his head in the sand at the slightest bit of pressure? I’m going with Doc. That said, uber-receiver A.J. Green is back on the field and the Dalton-aters might be hell-bent for pleather. Let’s see how things turn out, shall we?
You bastards are the best. GO GET ‘EM, COMMENTERS!
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You know, there are A LOT of fat jokes in Love Actually.
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Dead; coincidence?
I DON’T THINK SO.
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Never seen it. Just imdb’d it and it’s got a hell of a cast though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7sz-En87Vc
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Beauty sometimes lies in the truth.
Well, if you say i am, sure
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Pretty quiet here for a Saturday. I guess all the people with “kids” and “families” and “people to see on the holiday” and “reasons to live besides beer” are all just too goddamn busy to hang out.
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I’m done with the family portion. I’m just waiting until midnight mass (west coast) with my parents. I really should go. I’ve been a bastard all year.
At work as usual, but I did just get a computer finally so I might actually get to get on here from home for a change. That way I can get drunk and alienate all of you too.
Awesome!
That will make it alllllll better.
My lady friend asked me the other day, “Are we going to hell?”
I replied, “YUP!”
Apparently, she wanted to hear a No, but at least we’re both realistic.
Speaking of hell, Love Actually is on TV.
Hell right now:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleppo
Does this song get made in this day and age? I’m not sure.
Agnostic, but Christmas by default I guess.
Shit, reply fail.
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Since its official, Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, happy whatever to you all.
Sentiments shared with you.
Festivus here.
When TFSM tells us not to buy worthless shit for the mere impulse to buy worthless shit.
Also actual word for the day:
festivous
adjective | fes·ti·vous |\ˈfestəvəs\
Origin and Etymology of festivous
Latin festivus + English -ous
Definition of festivous: festive
Evening heathens!
I hope you all got some nice presents tonight!
If by presents you mean three hours of laughable football, then yes. Yes we did.
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Fuck fuck fuck
If he cuts off his thumb with his new saw, that will be the most hilarious Houston thing ever…
well, one MOAR day of meaningful regular season FOOTBAW awaits. Jeebus HISSELF commands you to watch and tis HIS birthday, as decreed by arbitrary whims of calendar-making, after all…
It is not Dak Prescott’s birthday.
Fitting? Probably. Damned Fat Kicker.
My mom’s 80 pound lab/Shepard mix still thinks he’s a lap dog
Had a shepherd/husky mix that felt the same way. It wasn’t bad until he’d get up and I’d either get an elbow dug into my thigh or a giant paw in the balls.
Now that I think about it, somewhat similar to letting a fat girl ride you.
So the take away from this is that QB is a vastly overrated position?
God may be a Cowboys fan, but Shan’klor prefers the Texans.
DAMN YOU, SHAN’KOR!
Please miss please miss please miss
HAIL SHAN’KHOR!!!!!!
So the Xmas work on my parents place is done. All told…
First floor re-piped. Entire house rewired up to code, including new breaker box. Pretty much all the walls in the bedroom, kitchen, and hall way upstairs re-drywall, primed, and painted. Literally tons of shit removed from the house and backyard. New deck. New washer, dryer, stove/oven, and fridge.
My mother won’t stop cooking because for the first time ever, my older brother is bringing his wife and kids over Xmas day for diner and presents…because…well the house has space for them and it’s safe.
I even have this fucking cat sitting on my lap while I drink a beer and watch the game with my old man (I gave into my sister and let her use my work wireless to just get her to stop starting shit with everybody so she is holed up on the computer in a bedroom).
Xmas music playing in the background. No one is arguing. Nice and fucking quiet finally.
You’ve done yeoman’s work there, both physically and emotionally. Cheers to you!
Eh…the labor and the cost to me is nothing compared to my parents, especially my dad, confronting his hoarding and letting go of all this stuff.
This is like a lifelong alcoholic just admitting the problem and going cold turkey.
I would love to share pics but I could never violate my old man’s trust like that.
This is the kind of thing that Buzzfeed makes a fortune turning into clickbait, but damn dude, you’re a fucking superhero. I cannot even begin to express my esteem for all that you’ve managed to do.
Round One of Christmases ovar. Round Two tomorrow. Saw my noon game, missed most of the late tilts EXCEPT for the excellent end of hawks/cards. Family still lives. All in all not too bad.
Remind me to thank the NFL for ruining my Christmas Eve for showing a Bengals game the night before Christmas.
Maybe Santa will finally bring you a scouting department.
I never understand the argument that you should go for it on 4th down, or try the 2-point convert instead of playing for overtime, or whatever, because “you’re 4-9 (or whatever).” Like, either it’s the right decision to try to win this game or it isn’t.
Fuck you, it’s a good song….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pojL_35QlSI
It is a good song. I’ve always had a soft spot for these gals… or a hard spot, I guess, depending on when you ask me.
I saw a picture of them at an awards show the other night. It looked like she had morphed into David Bowie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojwxlgDcEec
You think Jeremy Hill is finally starting to get the message that football’s just not his game?
All praise to BLAN-KOR, SHANKOR’s younger brother!
HAIL BLOC’KHOR!
Oh and please watch this ASAP.
https://twitter.com/RyanDLeaf/status/812761077981155328
Fucking awesome to see him doing well.
Good night people, celebrate whatever you celebrate.
OJ Simpson is celebrating in style, but he insists on wearing gloves when he carves the ham.
One of the strangest Xmas meals I ever had was in custody. Old Chicano on the block made toilet enchiladas. Fucking things tasted like goddamned enchiladas. Even the hacks had some.
Houston is the Gil of the NFL…
BLEERGH was just laughing at the Texans!
I think I’m done guys.
I hope you all enjoy the rest of you Xmas eve…and Xmas itself of course.
Love ya’s.
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Have a good one man.
FLAG : ATTEMPTED OFFENSE
“Can I bum a fag?”
UK query for a cigarette but also me planning my Sunday itinerary.
I liked primetime football when it was worth watching.
My Uncle Ted “liked gays before they got so decadent”.
I didn’t really follow the Bengals this year….why the fuck did they suck so bad this year? I expected them to be first in the afc north, with Pitt fighting them all the way, the Ravens just meandering to a 7-9 season, and the Browns going 4-12.
Like they have to be up there as one of the more under performing teams this year right? Am I missing something?
The Ghost of Marvin Lewis past.
Ravens just meandering to a 7-9 season
HEY…WE’RE STILL MEANDERING, BUDDY BOY. WAIT, WHERE’D HE GO?
Here, I’ll help bring you up to speed.
Lost too many players.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LndPQw0-lA
Michael Tunison, our Christ-like simian.
GINGERCEPTION! Now it’s getting excisnorrrrreeeeeee.
I forgot that HI and MTSU is also on. Still don’t really care, but now I at least don’t have to pass out quite yet when this mercifully ends.
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Pepsi and Tostitos? Is that like the new Mountain Dew and Doritos snack combo, but made for people who’ve actually had sex before?
Sports jerseys in Church make me want to end humanity. I’d rather be caught wearing a Madonna cone bra and a Devo hat.
This game would be a great way to teach very stupid children how to multiply the numbers 1 and 2 by the number 3
THIS GAME I CALL IT THE KSK PODCAST BECAUSE IT FEATURES PUNT ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY AND NO ONE REALLY GIVES A SHIT THAT IT’S ON.
Wait, aren’t the Texans going to run out of field soon? What happens if they move the ball into where there aren’t any more numbers on the field? I’m confused….
I think that’s a penalty
trespassing
In Texas, they itch to shoot you over that.
Did I just yell out”I am the God of hellfire!” While lighting a fire in the fireplace? Damn right I did.
pouty Brock Lobster on the sidelines.
Evening. Took my parents to church. For perspective, my old man was a Jesuit Priest when he met my mom…so yeah, the family is uber conservative. Learned that if you are younger than 65 years old, fucking Ravens jerseys and camo pants are suitable church cloths in Baltimore City now. As we were leaving, my father apologized and said we should have gone to the Latino mass because “at least they know how to dress”.
I learned that the major argument between my folks and my sister earlier today was the fact my mother asked my sister if she was going…rather than just say no, she spent three hours berating my parents on their religious beliefs, Christianity in general, that she is a vegetarian….basically everything she is pissed about in the world…Christmas time at my folks is when the world has to take it. She then tried to start shit with me because I didn’t bother starting a fight with two retired people set in their way because its TWO FUCKING HOURS WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?! Let the old people have one fucking day, let them show you off with pride, and sit there and make mental jokes at the weirdos.
I love my sister. I would hide a body for her. But dear fucking god she is 36 going on 14.
Two hour mass? Was it always that long?
Christmas Eve, son.
My parents brought me to it when as a real youngin’, then they got wise to the fact that Christmas Day Mass is just an hour and less packed.
Then I got wise to the fact that I am a lazy asshole and haven’t gone in 8 years.
My old man is an usher. So he sets up before the mass and stays after to clean up. So if you include getting dressed, travel, setting up 30 minutes a head of time, staying after like 15 minutes, getting home, changing, walking outside to fish a beer out of the cooler, and type up a snarky bitch fest about my sister’s attitude and actions here…
Its about two hours start to finish…
Okay, that makes sense.
If you’re a Catholic, two hours means you’re getting off relatively guilt-free that week.
Of course, the priest is typically guilt-free if he can get off in under ten seconds, but that’s another situation entirely…
I went to midnight mass with a high school g/f once. I don’t know how long it actually was but it sure as shit felt like two hours.
“I don’t know how long it actually was but it sure as shit felt like two hours.”
She felt the same way when you fucked, probably.
Nahh, I made sure to end that as quickly as possible.
A half hour per pump!