Embrace the nothingness with these fine fixtures:
Pinstripe Bowl – Pitt vs. Northwestern (2:00, ESPN)
The Mildcats are going to honor alum Craig Sager with a helmet patch instead of a FOR REALS colour rush, which is beyond disappoint. Pitt will run a lot, and score and allow many scores, if their ACC record is any indication.
Walt Disney Was An Anti-Semitic Fuckwit Bowl – West Virginia vs. Miami (5:30, ESPN)
Old school Big East rivalry time!! All season, I could never figure out if the cousinfuckers were any good, but I am certain that Da U is Da Middling. Anyway, interesting for nostalgia, and to see Dana Holgerson’s ridiculous hair.
What Happened to Our Almonds, Did the Wind Blow Them Away?? Bowl – Indiana vs. Utah (8:30, Fox)
This is a very interesting matchup to me, as Indiana is usually a high-scoring side, whereas Utah likes to defend, but has shown the ability to play shootout ball when need be this season. I have a hunch this one will be wild and entertaining, and hopefully Gus Johnson will commentate.
Texas Bowl – Texas A&M vs. Kansas State (9:00, ESPN)
DEFEND UR STATE, Aggies!!! The undead are coming, and Bill Snyder shall lead them ,, smgdh. Because Texas is all kinds of cray-cray, TAMU Coach Kevin Sumlin is under some heat, and I hope he wins this one to make sure he survives until NC State is finally ready to fire their underperformer.