“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the floor.”
-Andy Reid, misinterpreting Aaron Rodgers’ prediction
NYG/GB– 6 in a row vs. 9 of 11. Fourth in scoring vs. second in points allowed. The Pack has scored 30+ in their last 4 and the Giants have allowed 10 or less in 3 of their last four. The Giants have more interceptions than TD’s allowed. Rodgers sports a 15/0 TD/INT ratio since the winning streak began. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD GAME. Game-wise the big fear for the Giants is if Rodgers is able to find lanes to run/elongate plays so that a wr can get open. The Giants do have two lockdown guys at cb (Jenkins, Rogers-Cromartie) and an All Pro at safety in Collins. That combined with a dl that can clog up running lanes and ends that can get to the qb has this Giants fan engaging in a modicum of hope that the victory can be pulled out. With Rodgers and the Giants D so evenly matched I guess it comes down to which is more capable-the Pack’s D or the Giants Eli Manning-led O? Shut up! The run game has improved greatly since rb Perkins has started. Over the last 3 games he’s averaged 4.8 ypc. So there. [deliberately ignores Manning’s 9TD/6INT stat line in the last 6 games] Green Bay’s secondary is a mess and OBJ can break one at any time, you know. Plus the punter Brad Wing/gunner Dwayne Harris combo has played lights-out the last few games!
…Dammit-I’m still not convinced the Giants can take this. Let’s watch this scrotum-tightening bastard game, shall we?
GO-GO GADGET COMMENTERS!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CprfjfN5PRs
For the zero to two Dolphins fans watching, is this better or worse than the 62-7 playoff loss to the Jags?
Male keeps collapsing in porta potty. EMS en route. With police now, male keeps saying he’s overheated.
MTWV…you’re at home right?
nooses tied, now the chairs being moved into place…
No one cares enough to call a flag on that. The Cutler effect.
2:39 Verizon gate. 34 yo male. Conscious, breathing. Throwing up everywhere. EMS request.
Where are you getting this from. I love it.
Combination @PGDougSchneider and a fb page that covers the same. Green Bay Crime Reports
Giants vs. Packers looks liked the best game on paper which means it’ll be the fucking worst of the weekend.
I can’t imagine how, but you will probably be right
that is a mighty difficult mountain to climb
Yep, Big Ben took the points
an even MOAR depressing book than film, FWIW. LOVED IT.
Injured grey dicker!
wrong catchman again HARF
Meaningless td to cover the spread coming?
SO MANY NOOSES being tied right now…
Ajayi’s return is not just questionable, it’s futile.
No hurry up offense with 7 minutes to go? Down 24? The Dolphins are trying to torture us!
the backdoor cover is NOW IN PLAY!!
That would have prevented a lot of those accidental anal stories
No Shit…..
The extent of my winter storm clean up was to take a broom and sweep the snow off the DirecTV dish. Haven’t even tried to drive yet.
I have enough booze to last another day and a half-ish. We’ll see how it goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA
Shit…that was the wrong youtube link up there….
Why is my cut/paster so fucked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEnCxGh8kBg
There dammit.
I think I found a way for the league to reverse the drop in ratings despite shit games like these:
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Flip_Chart_Trick_Improve.png
Heading out to the hockey game. Be back for the end of the game. Earlier if it’s a curb stomping.
Love the play by play guys.
“If Matt Moore didn’t have that interception, or those 2 fumbles. He would be having a great game”
other than THAT, how did you enjoy the play, Mrs. Lincoln??
“A perfect game”
If that isn’t the definitive CTE lawsuit piece of evidence, I don’t know what is.
He’ll clear concussion protocol and be in the next play. Book it.
Matt Moore is having a good day throwing ball except for one throw
But doing everything else bad.
Landry just wants to go the fuck home.
Gotta love a checkdown when you’re down 24!
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/313/176/323.png
why the fuck the starters in for pit
because we can’t have bell and brown healthy when they face new england
Cause Tomlin has to get criticized for something after this game.
TOTES JUST A CHEERLEADER ,, AMIRITE??
I like how everyone has abandoned the early game thread already.
it’s still going on?
I was doing some chores and shit
There’s most of the fourth quarter to go.
Ajayi with the resignation of a 27 year old blond whose 88 year old sugar daddy won’t stop taking Viagra and/or die
Aja Yicole?
Left my computer at home, and being forced to use whatever my parents’ resources are.
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pilots-high-as-fuck.jpg
I didn’t realize there was still another quarter left of this game
Get ready for the greatest comeback of all time!
Mercy rule?
Here’s an upbeat tune to go along with the end of the snuff film:
Where is WCS when I need him?
Oh right….the Stillers are still playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA
that bud light commercial, Tecmo Bo was playing Tecmo Super Bowl on the NES with a PS4 controller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGiTPgvKktM
“Unforgotten?”
THIS IS THE ONE tossup fixture. Surely it won’t blow goats??
It will likely blow goats.
And don’t call me Shirley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
regulate Miami to the fuckin Big East
Oakland is already there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY
Oh Miami. Lolphins is just too sad to use now
Watching in Spanish, were Phil Sims and Jim Nantz leaving early, too?
Rapey McGrayPenis looks pretty fucking good today, btw.
Fucker.
Yeah, that was in no way a penalty, the refs are trying to keep the game close
his mouf piece flew the fuck out
So what are these “epic skills” the NFL is doing? Choosing the best fall guy?
Had to turn that game off. It was depressing me.
Why is CBS showing me a mostly nekkid black man on the sidelines?
(sorry….I have sound muted and listening to angry white boy music)
Belated Christmas gift.
Thanks Santa……all I asked for was a nekkid white man.
😉
Miami: Not good at teh footballing today.
I love that it started after horrible basketball.
I needed a palate cleanser.
Why no…NC State did not just lose to U*NC by 51….why do you ask?
So THAT’S where you were…
Yep….Wolven self-loathing takes up most of my spare time.
Normal self-loathing takes up the rest.
I love that this thread started in the 3rd quarter of the other game.